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  1. WAHOO...I'm there. I won a shirt. That made my day or night as it seems to be now! Thanks lots!!! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  2. And your Dad loves the DZ, too. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  3. That's funny...I've never had a hangover from one of the festivals. Oh, I know why cause I haven't really slept long enough to realize if I was hung over or just still drunk. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  4. Never jumped Eloy. I'm going to try and find a larger canopy if landings are that bad there...yuck. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  5. That only applies to new female posters! They actually want your measurements and how old you were when you lost your virginity, too. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  6. Welcome to the zoo. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  7. I knew I was setting myself up for that one...LOL -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  8. OK hon, we'll put in the base and hang on to you tight. The chicks will do all the work! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    My 100th jump!!!

    Only if you continuously slap my a$$ all night until it hurts to sit down. Between you and Hixon I had bruises that night...and I didn't get laid either. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  10. I hope so. I think we should be allowed to punish him. Wonder how close to his description everyone was????? L -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  11. She has grown into a beautiful young lady. Be proud. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  12. Note to self...check your mouse balls. That is just too funny and the kids want to know what I'm laughing at. tears...make them stop... L -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  13. Cool....can't wait to meet you; however, I don't know that I want to jump with you and Clay at the same time. He's a freak flier. I've done full contact skydiving with JT before - no thanks. Clay...have you ever done RW? JT...we miss you too.
  14. OMG...you don't have bagels. I would starve to death. I got hooked on them from a Jewish deli in NYC near Central Park and now I have one almost every morning for breakfast. Kelly...the hole is a mystery except that I fill it up with cream cheese so I can have extra. Sometimes I put pepper jelly on it too...yum. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    My 100th jump!!!

    I wish I had know as I would have gotten you in some way Sat night. I'll get ya one day!!! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  16. Would love one. I have already had a pot and could still use another. Got a bagel to go with it?? I'll fix grits tomorrow, but I refuse to eat chitlins. BTW...I'm not a redneck but I do live near lots of them. Thankfully it isn't catching! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  17. Good Morning Ya'll. I feel left out seeing as I'm a "yank" as you say, but please do not call me a YANKEE...those are fightin' words in the South. Some of us have to get up and motivating quite early too thus I agree with the Early Morning Crew number. Hope ya have a great day. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  18. CHICKS ROCK! Thanks for the great job.
  19. ROFLMAO....you are so funny. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  20. Cash....$2000.00 for a D2 with a PD 170 and Micro Raven. It had a cypress that needed batteries but other than that she was great. Plus a gear bag, helmet bag and jumpsuit (that fit at the time). The stuff had less than 150 jumps on it. Sold her 120 jumps later minus the gear bag and jumpsuit for $2200. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  21. I'll chime in. Lid up seat down. End of discussion. Of course I live in a house without males so it is a dead question. The seat stays down. Being single is nice sometimes! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  22. Congrats...great pics. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  23. 0:5:1 5 wonderful jumps. A two way with a recurrent guy who rocked, a 3 way with two other guys who were new to the area, a 4 way, and 8 way and another sunset/dark 4 way. The moon was out as the sun was setting on the last jump so the scenery was cosmic. It was so nice to get out in the air again after being ground bound for so long. (1 jump since first of July.) I hadn't forgotten everything thankfully. I guess I owe beer for buying a new-to-me jumpsuit. Unlike so many yesterday I landed on the DZ every jump so no beer owed for out landing or for landing on the asphalt. Life is good. 66 days to Eloy. Wahoo!!!!!!! Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  24. F1 this has already been settled....PLEASE pay attention. Are we there yet?? how about now? Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Welcome to the family. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.