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Just put it back down, no big deal Such a petty thing to grip about Now that is just nasty, rude, and disrespectful, but it is not just the men. Find anywhere that women are waiting in line to the toilet but there is no line to the men's, sooner or later one of the women is going to bust up in the mens bath room because she can't hold it anymore, and who could blame her, I have done the same thing in the womens. But the surprise is what she will leave in the mens bathroom. The place could be spotless and she will still find the need to stand above the toilet and piss all over it and the floor. Would have been better if she would have just stood over the floor drain. I have seen this happen more than once so it is not just the men, but is disrespectful either way and just inexcusable

Hmmm...I'm not sure crochless panties or pantyhose were necessarily invented for peeing. awww, do tell what they were invented for please, come on skymama let us in on this

some do, crotchless panties, I never really saw the point, but a pee hole none the less

That is not hanging, that is floping. One either pokes out the pee hole, hangs where it belongs, or flops out the bottom. I joked with you about being a poker, but I can not claim to be a floper niether edit to add: Can we change the subject now, talking with all the girls about revealing underwear is one thing, but talking to much to another guy about penis descriptions is another........and Yes I know I started it

A Penis does not pop out of the hole in a pair of boxers, it pokes out. So therefore if your penis pokes out, that means that you have a poking type of penis rather than a hanging type of penis. Hanging penises do not have a problem with boxers.

Come on man, you should pay attention to everything he says, including "hey my name is___" Get to know him, he may just save your life on day i plan on it, but did you remember everyones name you met your first time jumping out of an airplane? i was more intent on hanging on every word about how to stay safe and in all the excitement first names kinda got away from me. Yes I did remember my jump master's name, even if no one elses. But I was just giving you a hard time anyway. You should however make an atempt to get to know him and the other instructors at your DZ. I don't think anyone, especially an instructor, in this sport would hold back info, but those you know well seem to give it out more freely and more thouroughly. Make an atempt to let them know that you want that extra bit of info

Come on man, you should pay attention to everything he says, including "hey my name is___" Get to know him, he may just save your life on day

Read Read and then Read some more. On every aspect of the sport or any other activity you partake in. But that is just me and I am almost as big a newbie as you are. But I have read every incident post I can find and as much technical data on the sport that my little mind can hold. As a result I find myself more prepared and more knowledgeable than any of the other students in my briefings. But just remember one thing, no matter how much you read and think you know, never let that overcome you ability to listen to your instructor and take in what he tells you as being more important than anything you have read.

I was taught that if you walk away from a landing, never let anyone tell you that you made the wrong decision. I also had a girlfriend who became scared during a flat spin and went into EP's. Pulling red and then silver without ever trying to throw the PC. Now she is under reserve with a masive line twist. Fortunately she was at 10grand and had time to kick them loose and walk away from a very nice stand up landing but in my opinon she made the WRONG choice. However I still see the point that she was able to walk away and learn from her choice so it must have not been all wrong, I guess. With that said, during my EP course we were shown pictures, like huge flash cards, of different mals. The instructor would say 'this is a line twist, you should kick out blah blah blah and cut loose if not cleared by the hard deck blah blah blah' and so on down the list of pictures. Then he came to one and said "this is a line over, you cut this away" there was no blah blah blah about it, just reconize it and cut it away, at least that is what I was taught. edit to add: And as so many of you have suggested, I listen to my instructors so I would have cut it away, with the quickness. But I am not a robot either and I have got alot from the post here, they all have some validity in my opionon

I typically prefer Fords but I am not at all saying that they are spotless or without wrinkle. To be honest, I am not all that proud of any truck on the market today, they just don't make em like they used to. In my opionion Dodge has no more cons than any of the rest, its just that their main con seems to be with the frame and I would rather pay to have ford motor rebuilt after it stops on the road, than I had to have a dodge frame rebuilt after it falls apart under me when I need it most. I also know of a dodge dakota that was backed into a ditch to load a lawnmover, the truck was later totaled by the insurance company because of a bent frame. I am still not saying that the other makes dont have their problems, or maybe even more problems, but there is a time and a place for everything, but a truck frame is not the place to take a short cut.

Red has my vote, but then again I know I am biased

Yeah, they all seem to have their problems and I will admit that fords seems to be in the drive train but I still have a problem with a truck with no frame. We have dodge 350 duel wheel that we were pulling a 16 yard goose neck trash tailer with when some one pulled out in front of it. Our driver slammed the brakes and was able to avoid collision. Now the trailer was loaded but nothing over the limits. The friction of the sliding wheels caused the right front tire to be pushed towards the rear of the truck. After further inspection we found that the intire A-arm assemble had been riped from the paper thin frame. Unbeleavable!!. Then we take it to the body shop where the owner tells us that is no problem, he has fixed three just like that in the last 6 months. Unbeleavable again!!

1, ONE, UNO If we are golf scoring? I WIN

I don't mean to bash on and on but I own a construction company that owns several 3/4 and 1 ton trucks of different makes and models and I really could not see recomending or ever buying another dodge. Like everything else, all trucks have pros and cons. Dodges do have their pros, but their frames are weak, and I do mean WEAK and I have the incedents to prove it. I am just not crazy about driving anything that you can put a bottle jack under the frame, yes the frame, of the truck and before the wheel lifts off the ground the ram on the jacks plunges through the frame.

In reference to fuel prices.......NO LUBE In reference to buying a dodge.......They use VICS VAPOR RUB for lube.........ouch

Dodge you say. You should look it up, its right there in the dictionary. "avoid, go around, stay away from, evade" what else do you need to know about dodge?

I took a client to Gold Coast for a tandem. He had a 14 yr old daughter that wanted to jump, I knew that wasn't going to fly but I asked anyway as I promised them I would. The answer I got was 'she has to be atleast 16 with a parent or gaurdean present' I have never saw a minor jump there, but that is what I was told. In case you don't know, Gold Coast is in Moss Point MS which is on I-10 Just as you come into MS from East, so that should not be too bad a drive from FL, I know a few people from FL that jump there alot.

If your not from south Louisiana then it doesn't matter, because you are still saying it wrong

I am in the middle of a tandem progresion course of which I have had a few small problems which my instructors partially blame on the ATP course and highly recommend the AFF course. I posted here a few days ago with questions about this. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1827770;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread Static line is not offered at my DZ and the instructors there refer to it as 'worse than ATP' Hope this helps because I know where you are at

What? Killing chickens or stoping dogs from killing them. I find both to be pretty funny

It may be gross but maggots are your answer. Kill a couple with your riffle and put them out back somewhere and wait for maggot infestation then throw them towards the neighbors place. The other chickens will think they have found a feast but instead will be dooming theirselves to death. Don't ask my why but it works. I grew up on a farm and we had to watch this close, any dead animals had to be removed from where the chickens may go looking for food. As for not being able to stop a dog from killing chickens once he gets started, its hard to do but can be accomplished. You have to spot the dog chasing a chicken, assess the chickens path, hide behind a tree or other obstical next to the path, watch the chicken go by, then swing a big stick really hard and knock the dog out as he passes. !!!! very important, the dog must not see you or it will not work !!!! When he comes to he will think the chicken knocked him out and will never chase chickens again. This will work, I have seen it proven many times and never fails if performed correctly.

ran over her fathers truck then told him that I planned to marry her, while returning from the body shop to get a quote on repairing his truck

keep your chin up. You were looking for a job when you found this one and you will be looking when you find the next one

I have read somewhere that most all airlines say you should carry on your rig. This is for care of the rig not for the chance of jumping out, but the article actually read that most airlines give special consideration for parachutes as for as size. But dont ask me where I read this.

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