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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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FYI: anyone who needs a ride from houston or along the way Ill be leaving wed 2-25 in the afternoon/ early evening...the jeep isnt the most comfortable thing in the world...but hey its a ride _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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Im "working"... it sucks... jsut looking forward to next week in mosspoint _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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ill give you some... course you will have to umm...well you know... bow like a samurai warrior _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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you forgot me again cant wait.. I went and picked up about 15 lbs of mari gras beads last night.. _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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cool..you should.. jsut look for me..Ill have the flourescent green and red mohawk on my helmet.. _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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you have a freefly tube??? or just want on the dive? _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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I would buy a velo (for future use), ummm new still camera and set it up on my camera helmet. or rent a "little person" for a week to pack for me.:):):) _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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ok so who's up for some freefly tube jumps?? anyone else have one they want to play with? we have done a few hybrid/freefly tube jums that were pretty fun here at spaceland... I want more tubes on the dives though... maybe like 4-5 freefly tubes... takers takers???? _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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fyi (case anyone cares) Ill be arriving in mosspint on wed 2-25 in the evening sometime. so will freefly swc and possible skygod7777... cant wait to do some jumps _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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...I understand.. I dont like driving after a few brews either.. I prob wont make it ou tonight anyways due to getting everything ready to go to the marti gras boogie at gold coast. I gave the ole jeep an oil change yesterday and tonight I have to fix the windshield so it doesnt rain inside the jeep anymore:) _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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riiiiiiight... wel theres the jail..some swamp land... the trailer park.. a gas station... may as well come to houston.. hell its only a 30 min drive from the dz. _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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there is only one civilian owned c-130 in the USA... cant remember the name of the owner off the top of my head, but surely someone here will know.. if not get in touch with akydive wayne county (skydivewaynecounty.com) and jamie will have the contact info _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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whats the cost of it??? I live in hosuton, so its not all that far away from me... I would love to try it out... I have been to sjkyventure, but never was able to get in the tunnel (all time slots were taken) so I am kinda itchin jsut to get in any kind of tunnel... _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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I think that actually came from skydive greensburg in greensburg, IN... if that is the tunnel in conroe (adrenlyn or something like that) it may have been prviously from ohio, but they got it from greensburg. _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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HA!...sorry jsut came out.. glad your ok... I am really glad you fly your vx better than you drive! hey man...Im going to mosspoint for the marigras boogie..vern adn wyatt and a couple others are meeting me there.. you gonna go? I know you have school and all, but it never stopped you before.. (not condoning a highschooler skip or anything) and that is if you could muster up the grapes to get in a car again and drive a far distance without smashing into anyone _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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11th Annual Mardi Gras Boogie in MOSS POINT, MS
Yoshi replied to allisonjr's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I be leaving houston on 2-25 in the afternonoon/ evening if anyone along the way needs a lift. I should be there wed night thru sunday... cant wait to meet some of ya _________________________________________ this space for rent. -
thanks your avatar is pretty hot also! _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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I would love a tersh rig... that would be so fun.. I would chop all the time:) it would be fun to buy some cheapo old main and pack it all kinds of screwed up ways and see what happened... ahh well, some day Ill play like that _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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Ill be at spaceland as usual.. hope to meet ya _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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it does suck..thats for sure. maybe an alarm wouldnt be that bad of an idea... I never locked it either (its a wrangler soft top) I figured if someone was going to take something they may as well be able to open the door rather than cut the top... that would really piss me off.. anyways gotta get back to work (yet another things that sucks ) _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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Yeah I forgot this was texas.. if I find out who didnt cant I shoot them in the knee or something in public legally? Or like cut one of thier fingers off or something? thanks for the vibes... _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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well I wouldnt expect someone like you (you know who cant read) to take a book j/k man yeah it sucks, but I realized it happened like an hour ago and I am already getting over it..... I do wish I could confront the person though... -kelly: when you comin to visit...I know I ask you like every 2 days, but I need more richmond folk to come out here and party it up! _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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yeah...it looks like its time to start over... its been like 2 months since I have read it so I am kinda at a loss right now. I did put a nice big sign on my car jsut a few minutes ago saying : "If you stole a yellow and purple book from this car please return it, it means alot more to me than it could ever mean to someone else"...hell I dont even care if I have to pay to get it back..I jsut want it back. ahh well, who knows maybe Ill have a better writting style this time, or some more insight to add.. it jsut sucks that its a 2 year set back from where I was.. btw: fallrate..how have things been? Im in houston now so anytime you want to come and visit just let me know.. _________________________________________ this space for rent.