jlmiracle

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  1. I made a cake for a guys birthday once. I cut it into a female torso, with big boobies and and the "Y". I just used box cake mix and canned frosting and he loved it. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  2. That is great. Now someone needs to press charges against these kids parents for child abuse for letting them get so obese. Don't you think once the older one hit 200lbs they should have figured out there is a problem? Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  3. FYI - when you call, try to use a pay phone or a long distance calling card because they have caller id. Also, I believe the only DZ open in MS is Moss Point, Yazoo City would be closer to Jackson, but I'm not sure if they are open. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  4. Well. at least he wasn't drunk. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  5. You should give them a call and ask them if there is a closer dz. They will tell you that THEY are the AUTHORIZED DZ for your area. I wish they would come get their crashed up airplane. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  6. The USPA does not certify any dropzones. If you want to be a group member drop zone, you pay your money, make some promises, and join the club. The whole NSA thing is bogus. Just another one of Cedartowns little ploys to control the skydiving world. I wish they would come get their crashed up airplane. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  7. It would be impossible to commit suicide skydiving without hurting the sport. If you commit suicide, you no longer have a way out, so just don't do it. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  8. Chris says hi also. Come on down. We would love to have ya. Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  9. Heard this on the radio this morning. Faulty Aim Fatal 2002 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (7 March 2002, Colorado) When Gerald was pulled over by police for erratic driving, he decided it was better to flee from the stolen car on foot, rather than face possible jail time for a parole violation. This was the first of two successive mental lapses. Gerald’s actual thoughts are unknown, but *may* have been something like this: "The officers are only suspicious and alert now... I’ll make them hot, sweaty, tired, and angry by leading them on a wild chase through dark alleys and fields." During the subsequent foot chase, Gerald attempted to dissuade officers from the pursuit by firing a 9mm Ruger semiautomatic handgun blindly over his shoulder. This was the second illustration of a potential mental deficiency. "Officers are running behind me. They have guns. I have a gun! They have eyes in the front of their heads, so they can see to aim at me. I don't have eyes in the back of my head, so I’ll fire wildly behind me and see what happens!" Unfortunately, Gerald appears to have been one of those folks who can't chew gum and walk at the same time. Or at least he couldn’t flee and fire at the same time. While discharging the weapon over his shoulder, Gerald managed to shoot himself in the head with his own gun, bringing the chase to a sudden conclusion. Four shots were fired, none by the officers, who found Gerald's pistol next to his fallen body. Gerald was transported to a local hospital where he expired the following day, thus removing a set of genes deficient in both judgment and coordination from the gene pool. Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  10. I can see them swinging (in the barn yard) Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  11. i voted no because one has to do with sheep and the other with ducks. judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  12. wildblue - you forgot my favorite one. you know the one about arguing on the internet and running in the special olympics Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  13. a piece of a duck - are you gonna cook it also? I don't think I have ever eaten duck. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  14. Does this have anything to do with selling the duck? Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  15. I had zero hits and zero bullet bites. Judy
  16. I wish I was a duck. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  17. Never received one, I am usually the giver of those. Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  18. Does the duck know anything about hot tubs/spas? Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  19. fruit bowl, fruit bowl, fruit bowl, fruit bowl. come on Bill, It will make you famous. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  20. How many computers are you working with. You will have replied to several different posts by the time I can reply to one. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  21. The coldest on the ground was 8 degrees. The only reason I jumped was to stay current. I did not want to put student gear on again - EVER. Now that I have more jumps, I go with 40-50 degrees on the ground. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  22. Princess Bride - one of my favorites. Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  23. yes, yes, yes, moon them, give em a fruit bowl. Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  24. I just have to reply before this one gets locked. hhehehehehe judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
  25. What if we attack everyone, like they do in South Park. Is it okay if everyone singled out? just kidding... Things were getting a little funky. Anyways, its gonna be too damn cold here this weekend for this chick to jump. We will probably go shopping for adult size bean bag chairs so we can be more comfortable playing the play station (which I really suck at but it's something to do). We are also gonna go price out hot tubs/spa's for a future purchase. Anyone have anything to say about hot tubs/spa's? Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.