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I have to say Tandem, I've seen too many that KNOW they want to be a skydiver and never come back after the first AFF jump. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

I'll keep my cat in the house if you keep the kids and beer cans and trash out of my yard along with the mice and the moles. Maybe I should try it out on the kids and the people that litter in my yard. I would much rather have something bio-degradable instead of human trash. j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

R. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO David M. Bresnahan April 1, 2006 NewsWithViews.com Dear President Bush: I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: 1. Free medical care for my entire family. 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. 3. All government forms need to be printed in English. 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers. 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history. 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down. 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch. 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. 9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English. 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws. 13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P. Thank you so much for your kind help. Sincerely, David M. Bresnahan Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

A woman insisted that when you order Surf & Turf it meant you get Shrimp and Lobster. Her son said no, I think its Steak and Lobster and she said I'm a caterer, I know what Surf and Turf means. I just sat there quietly because it wasn't going to be worth the argument. j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

I don't miss you though, I miss April. j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

So huh Mike, I thought you said something about huh, oh never mind. When will we have a weekend boogie? j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

What happened to Peppermint? Was it (not sure if we ever confirmed if this was a male or female) banned? j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

So what you are saying is 2 wrongs make a right? The laptop is stolen. Regardless of what was on it, it was STOLEN. Not sure what your real problem is, but like someone else suggested you might want to start another thread. Your posts are bizarre. j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Mom tried that on me as a kid - I went and read the package. j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

I was told, probably 20 years ago, that if second toe (toe next t big toe) was longer than the big toe, it was a sign of higher intelligence. j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Tennessee Skydiving, LLC, will open on Saturday, 1 April 2006, at Tullahoma, Tennessee. The DZ is on the site of the former Tennessee Skydiving Center, Inc, that was operated by Chris Martin. Steve Tudor and Mike Mullins are the DZO's of the new skydiving center. Mike Mullins Super King Air will be at Tullahoma on Saturday only, 1 April 2006, from 8AM until dark. Additional schedule dates will be announced. We hope to see all the old faces again and hopefully some new ones as well. I don't know how to link stuff together so I just copy and pasted from a thread a little further down the page. j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

$800 of the bill is probably all those extra little fees. Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

yep, usually the case. and doing it alot helps with techniques. I was fortunate to have Rick Horn and a AFF Course Director and he gave us tons of "hot tips". No, at least I didn't think so. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Mullins Kingair DontheMan described the exit. Kinda like an otter but easier since the bar is on the outside. We use a the same type exit out of the 195 Cessna. We originally tried something else but it was nearly impossible for the reserve side JM to stay on. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

That's interesting because we experienced the opposite. We have been more successful keeping control of the student with the side door exit (one jm in one jm out). j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

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I was told it would take 6-8 weeks to enter my name and address in our prescription drug program at work. Getting a prescription should be a pretty high priority. They don't seem to get any grief or not full truth slammings on the internet. But since the cat is out of the bag now that it was not a renewal but a re-app for an EXPIRED membership, well, plan better next time or maybe renew your membership before it comes do or expires. j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

I think Scientologists are really Crab people trying take over the world. J Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Military is alot like the Mafia - once you think you are out they pull you back in. He is being deployed to Iraq. Come visit soon. Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Only when Mike Tyson comes to town. Do you consider yourself a good Baptist? and how come you never get mad at us when we make fun of 6 flags over Jesus? and you drink and do other non-baptist stuff. That's why you don't come to the dz til late on Sunday, you are at church. My bad. Sorry. Yardhippie - shut up! We missed you for Dane's going away party. j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Have you see the t-shirt? j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

\ Now I have to, out of principle, not ever go to his restaurant. Do the baptists down here now that there is a scientologist in their midst? Maybe we can get them to protest or whatever they do when they get mad. j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Isaac Hayes Quits Job as “Chef” Posted: 3/13/2006 10:24:53 PM Memphis native Isaac Hayes is leaving Comedy Central’s “South Park.” Hayes has voiced the character "Chef" since 1997. He says he can't support a show that disrespects religious beliefs and practices. "South Park" co-creator Matt Stone says Hayes quit because of an episode that made fun of scientology. Stone also said Hayes never had a problem cashing checks when the show made fun of Christians. _____________________________________________ I can't wait to see the new season, although I will miss Chef. Maybe Dave Chappelle should be the new chef. He is twisted enough. j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Braindead - no, compassionate about our sport, yes. I personally wouldn't want to jump or fund a town like yours. You won't have to worry about taking any my money, whether there is skydiving there or not. I have a new website campaign in mind, anyone guess what it could be? j Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.