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Yeah, seriously, what DID you do? I ain't tellin' I don't want to ruin my reputation. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I've been banned from the Women's Forum for a day. I can't even open the forum. I've been a bad girl. Who wants a beer? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I think it might have something to do with his hand being slapped in the Muff Muff Johnny Gates thread... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Our national anthem... The Star Spangled Banner What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

How is the puppy doing? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I believe that is when Carolina Sky Sports is having their Cabin Fever Boogie & Chili Cookoff. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

A pool boy carrying a silver tray to my lounge chair at the beach. Pass the Grey Poupon... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I'm not much for watching sports, but I'd probably get pregnant for the chance to compete in 4-way at the Nationals. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Okay, I've convinced jumpjunkie2004 to come with me so I've made airline and Best Western reservations. I'll be bringing my Pelthead Helmet too. I'm still looking for an outside center and tail for the 4-way pickup team on Saturday. AJskydiver AllisonH Avalonwings Bch7773 BigBug BigM BillyVance (maybe) Bolas Blueskyserenity Carbonezone ccowden Chaoskitty CrazyRick crutch CSpenceFly DaGimp & PornKitty DownwindDave dzmemories flskydiver FlyDoc fmmobley Goofyjumper HeyNoSeriously hisgoofyness Hushpuppy icevideot Icon134 (still maybe...) Ifallfast Jeannier JeepDiver Jeiber JENNR8R Jerrald JesSke Julie jumpchikk jumpingbean001 jumpjunkie2004 k_marr08 LadyBug Lauraliscious LittleSkyCrab LoveBug matt1215 McDuck + his Cora MicDuran Mirage62 Missg8tor + Chris Meng MOUTH and hubby mwabd1 namgrunt nannerbanner ncfitzge oozzee PapaSke Peregrinerose Pitts twins Popsjumper Psychobob and Psychopatty Pyke Rastaricanair RedBug Revillusion RevJim skinnyshrek jumper03 Skydave Skydivingchad Skymama Speedygonzales Stitch smud79 T teamjenn1 Thanatos340 TinMan Team Dirty Sanchez The Falling Gators TMaricle55 TMPattersonJr (maybe) Turtle Whodamiss and Freelyflyn71 wildcard451 + dick in a box woodpecker yardhippie 2fat2fly What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You said you wouldn't post my personal e-mails anymore. Why do you MOCK ME????!!!!! Gee Turtle... I referred to you as a "gentleman." No one would have known it was you if you hadn't said anything. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

the real question is what the hell were they doing in Dayton in the first place... That's an easy answer. They were leaving. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Block his email address. Quote I didn't know I could do that. I looked up how to do it, and I will no longer get any messages from him. Thanks!

Boy! You are good at story problems! I thought the answer was the square root of pi. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Is that a math problem that asks something like if Train A left Dayton at 10:30 a.m. and Train B left Sacramento at 3:00 p.m. What was your bus drivers name when you were in the third grade? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I should send him that article. Maybe he'd get a clue. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Yeah, I wondered how many other women received the same message. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I know... It kinda made me want to barf when I read it... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I received the following from a "gentleman" who got my e-mail from a Christian internet site. He lives 2,500 miles away. In the last two months he has sent maybe two e-mails of a personal nature. Most e-mails were unoriginal "forwards" that I asked him to stop sending because I'd already seen most of them. I have no idea how to respond, if at all. What would you say to him if you were me? ***Dear Jennifer The stars filled the night with scintillate as far as my eyes could see, your smile twinkle through my mind, as I sat alone in the saddle thinking of you, the kisses I miss knowing that you are so far away, from a tender touch that lights up my world, with each star that twinkles, I see a glimmer of your smile through every gentle touch of my fingers, as I caress you ever so close to me, your eyes glitter with happiness, as I whisper of your beauty that sparkle before me, out where the stars are glowing, lies my thought of you, as I sit here in my saddle thinking of your warm kisses, are they radiate as the stars up above, that set's a spark to my heart with a gentle touch, my thoughts are on you, as I cling to my saddle wishing you were here, with you clinging to me while we sit on my horse, the stars up above draw a night of romance, drawing our lips closer together, with sweet embrace I cling tight, with only the thought of wanting more of you, a glance of a falling star, will bring a wish to come true, that the day will come when I'll be with you, just you and I, under a stary night that will bring romance into our lives... E... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Booooooooo... You didn't just write that... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Yep, human waste that is... his speciality...

Oh Jen...why are you encouraging him? Quote I don't know why I thought of him when I read that. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

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***Jennifer: At age 73 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor. Quote Just kill me now... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Ain't nothin' like it... is there? I'd be first in line to get some of that perfume... or room 'freshener'! Quote I was named the "Head Shit Shoveler" at Quailwood stables when I was a teenager. I loved nothing better than to hang around horses, and I didn't care what I had to do in order to smell them. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

All the way to the chapel. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.