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Hey, Every woman that attends a Team Dirty Sanchez event is Beautiful..beer or no beer....... QuoteAlrighty then, if that's your attitude...

May you live to be a hundred years, With one extra year to repent! Have a very happy birthday!

All of those evil beer cans and water bottles. Oooo... evil beer cans deserve to die. I hope no one had to actually drink the beer in them before you sent them to an early grave! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Psst... Spence... She doesn't need to be packing heat to be hot! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

That looks like a pretty deadly aim. Who did you kill? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

It's true! I had them around 1970ish, Clearwater, FL. I can still remember them and how it was such a big deal when I got the roller skates with the white boot for Christmas one year. Your family must have been rich. You could afford sidewalks to skate on. We lived in the country and had no use for skates. How about kids walking to and from school 10 miles in a blizzard uphill each way? At least that's what my Dad told me that's what he had to do whenever our school was closed for an inch of snow. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I keep it trimmed, just not down to the arrow. Quote And you were still able to find a wife! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Yours look warmer than mine. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

We had party lines when I was a kid. I'll bet a bunch of you don't even know that that is. I still have rabbit ears on my television. I've never had cable... and I own a Polaroid camera that works!

Here's the country music version: I Finally Passed The Bar (Michael Peterson & Travis Tritt) There’s a party in my honor, at my house tonight A few of my ol’ drinking buddies will be droppin’ by They’ll come to celebrate my graduation After eight long years, of higher education So here’s to me I finally passed the bar As I drove by that ol’ honky tonk Still tuggin at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school Would ever be so hard I can’t believe at last I finally passed the bar I’ve got an awful lot of memories, that I can’t recall But I know from those old stories I must have had a ball With the money that I spent on my tuition (what would you do hoss) Well I could retire and spend the rest of my life fishin’ (oh well) Here’s to me I finally passed the bar As I drove by that ol’ honky tonk Still tuggin at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school Would ever be so hard I can’t believe at last I finally passed the bar I was first in my class To the bottom of a glass But it was killin’ me I used to get loaded But now I’ve been voted Most likely to succeed Here’s to me I finally passed the bar As I drove by that ol’ honky tonk Still tuggin at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school Would ever be so hard I can’t believe at last I finally passed the bar I can’t believe at last I finally passed the bar What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Take away..take away.... Quote...my poor choice of transportation? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Bustice... an item of apparel sold at Victoria'a Secret. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I like my interpretation better: I passed the bar on the way... to becoming a Supreme Court Justice... where I plan to... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

And here I thought you had become an attorney with that title... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Really? I've always handed them a check made out to cash and endorsed the back. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I was leaving for vacation once and stopped by the bank to get cash at the ATM. After the transaction was over, I waited too long to remove the card. Slurp! It ate my card and wouldn't give it back. I had to go on vacation with no ATM card. The bank gave me the card back when I returned. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Damn you beat me to it Argh!!! Now, don't you go getting upset and start using four-letter words. Why don't you and I go find her and let her instruct us on the merits of a fine rum drink.

kbordson What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

A Krystal hamburger is a very thin piece of square beef on a square bun. QuoteIs that anything like an In 'n Out burger? When I was in California this month, I saw one of those restaurants and just HAD to eat there because of all of the hearty recommendations here on the Bonfire. It turns out the 'burger' was kinda like a piece of bacon in that it was extremely thin and crunchy. I was left feeling like 'where's the beef'? I definitely should have had a double meat burger. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

They truly are a joy to have around though, aren't they?!?!?!?! Quote Errr... Ummm... You see, the problem with those cute little babies, that are such a joy to be around, is that they turn into teenagers... And the job of a teenager is to make sure that you wish that they aren't around forever. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

That actually works! My son's new girlfriend came over recently, and that's practically the first thing she asked to see. I had just what she was looking for. Your little one is absolutely precious. My favorite is the one with the pumpkins. Enjoy this time in his life. It ends all too soon.

I just have to believe you'd like chicks with GIANT SUNGLASSES better than GIANT CHICKS with sunglasses. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

My other tool is Garlic press I bought a good garlic press, but I swear I can tell the difference in the recipe if I press or mince the garlic. Unfortunately, I like the taste of the minced better... stinky hands... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

The items that I would miss the most if I didn't have them are the set of Cutco knives and the Kitchenaid stand mixer. I use the knives every day, and they are always sharp. I like to bake and the Kitchenaid makes it a lot easier. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I do get around. Maybe I'll see you this weekend at West Point.