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Find a special someone to help with your dressing and personal matters, someone with a gentle touch I'm really blessed in this area. I had two skydivers fighting over the "privilege" of taking me to the hospital and spending the night to take care of me. The first one had shoulder surgery last June and knows exactly what I'll be going through. She said she could show me how to put on my bra. The second was my favorite AFF instructor. He said he only knows how to take bras off, so she wins. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Doh! You're right! Is it too late to take applications? I wonder what Harold is up to? He can dole out the pretty little pills too. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

THAT was cool! And you're right, I'm an angel. Although, I plan on using my 'Boobie Smell' with the pretty little pills, so you may have trouble smelling the cookies. Thanks everyone for all of the good wishes.

I've having the first of two shoulder surgeries tomorrow morning. Do you have any words of wisdom on how to function during the recovery period? For instance, how am I supposed to put deodorant on if I can't lift my arm? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I've been a little off of my game while getting ready for my first shoulder surgery on Thursday... < aka, worrying...> Maybe I'll get some inspiration after they give me some of those nice drugs afterwards. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

The bad part is my Mom still whacks me with the damn thing and I'm 54 years old.....no shit. QuoteShe still does it because you need it. Have you ever considered behaving? I should know. I'm a Mom too. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

So you've convinced someone that they owe a case of beer, huh? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

What are you going to be organizing? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I heard that the sun was never going to set, the jumping would never stop,

This is my favorite punch. I've served it many times. Creamy Pineapple-Coconut Punch This punch can be alcoholic or non-alcoholic, depending upon which of the flavored decorative ice cubes you use. Makes 22 four-ounce servings 1 can (46 ounces) unsweetened Pineapple Juice, chilled 1 bottle (28 ounces) Club Soda, chilled 1 can (15 ounces) Cream of Coconut, not chilled! Orange-Rum Ice Cubes or “Shirley Temple” Ice Cubes Combine pineapple juice, club soda and cream of coconut in a punch bowl or pitcher; stir until well blended. Serve in punch cups with a flavored ice cube in each. Orange-Rum Ice Cubes: Combine 1¾ cups orange juice and ¼ cup light rum in a measuring cup. Half fill an ice cube tray. Add strawberries, citrus slices, kiwi slices or pineapple chunks. Freeze to anchor the fruit. Fill with remaining juice; freeze until firm. “Shirley Temple” Ice Cubes: Half fill an ice cube tray with red-colored fruit drink. Add maraschino cherries. Freeze to anchor the cherries. Fill with more juice; freeze until firm. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I cut the sticker in half and put the top half on my car. I think the bottom half is just too corny... even for me... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I already posted this in another thread, but here it is again in case you missed it. If I cook anything at all at Thanksgiving, this is it! Scalloped Sweet Potatoes and Apples 4 cups sliced peeled and cooked sweet potatoes 4 tart apples, peeled and sliced 1 cup firmly packed brown sugar ½ cup butter or margarine 1 teaspoon salt Put alternate layers of potatoes and apples in shallow baking dish. Sprinkle each layer with sugar. Dot with butter and sprinkle with salt. Topping ¾ cup packed brown sugar 1 cup chopped pecans 1/3 cup melted butter 1/3 cup flour In mixing bowl combine topping ingredients and mix well. Sprinkle over top of casserole. Cover and bake in a 350 degree oven for 45 minutes. Uncover and bake for about ten minutes longer. Serves 6 to 8 What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Yourself being a lady, would it be so unconvenient to know that a certain bloke you hugged, has natural fantasies on you? While said bloke remains at place? QuoteI believe that is what is referred to as being a "c _ _ _ teaser." It would not be a good thing. But I do not believe that I have anything to worry about in that area. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Well, as far as I know, when I give my "full-body" affectionate hugs... the same hugs as I give to my children... to guys, girls and pets at the DZ, they do not cause "fantasies." I'm like their mother. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

"Impure thoughts"... "fantasy"... same thing. I was trying to be descriptive without being graphic. Are you saying your mother hugging you gives you fantasies too? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Anyway, do women really know what effect that has on a man when they press their boobs against him? Or am I just a perv? QuoteNo... What effect did it have on you? Seriously... are you sayin' that when I go around the DZ and give the guys a hug it causes them to have "impure thoughts"? Certainly there is an expiration date on those things, isn't there? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You forgot the "it depends" option. I always have it go under unless I'm at work. It comes off of the roll easier that way. At work they have placed the darned holder on the wall in front of the toilet. If it were to place it under on that holder, I'd have to get up in order to reach it. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You're such a guy! Here's a recipe for Bachelor Salad that's right up your alley: Tear a wedge out of some iceberg lettuce. Pour the salad dressing in the wedge over the sink. Eat... Voila! No dishes to wash! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

If you were a Sausage Sister, you'd know. I just ordered some on eBay. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I liked the carrot in mine, but I didn't care for the sweet cranberry sauce/brown sugar glaze. Next time I'm gonna eliminate that and add double the oatmeal in the mixture. I haven't made a meatloaf in years. This is yummy!

Okay, I just put the meatloaf in the oven. I used the recipe I posted except I added a carrot that was chopped fine into the mixture. It will be done in two hours. Who wants to come over for dinner? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

My Great great grandfather invented this drink. Coca cola now owns it. Are you saying that you are expecting a rather large inheritance someday? What has Coca Cola done with it? Do they market a soda called L&P in Austrailia? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

What??? Where did you get that nonsense from? ....far out. What do they teach you over there. 'Sir' is the slang word for someone from New Zealand. QuoteI got that from a couple from my church who moved here from New Zealand. I heard someone else refer to them that way, and I thought they were calling them a fruit! I found this website about Kiwi words and phrases: http://www.chemistry.co.nz/kiwi.htm#kickthebucket Kiwi: New Zealander kiwi: an endangered flightless bird native to New Zealand kiwifruit: hairy skinned fruit with lime green flesh - formerly known as Chinese Gooseberry What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Do the birds eat the fruit? Isn't Kiwi also a slang term for someone from New Zealand? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I do hope you realize you are also a foreigner. Nah... I can't be. I've never been out of the country. Seriously though... it's amazing that something so common in one country is completely unknown in another English-speaking country. The fact that there is no meatloaf where you live is astounding to me. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.