skydiverbrian

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  1. What's the altitude? You look like you're up there quite a bit. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  2. Welcome back. You owe beer! Anytime there's more than a 12-month gap in jumping, it counts as your first again. Same thing with sex. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  3. Where's Darwin when you need him? Listening to the crowd cheer about the folded main, I want to run through them punching them one by one. The guy who's flying deserves a couple slugs, too! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  4. I heard it great from my house. Only a couple minutes before touchdown... it sounded like a thunder boom minus the usual 'clap' that comes at the end of thunder. That and the windows shook a little. Pretty cool. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  5. If this event is like any other skydiving event, girls don't need money - they just need boobies. A little flash of 'the girls' here and there gets you altitude, pack jobs, dinner, and somewhere to sleep. Of course, this being a gay boogie, maybe now the guys can finally get something in return for flashing 'the boys'. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  6. Hell, it's a long shot just trying to get a batch brewed and in their hands by the deadline! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  7. In most cases, it would be easier and less painful to just find another job. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  8. 8:15am -- leave Orlando by 7:00am 8:15pm -- leave Orlando by 7:30pm In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  9. They help my dogs exercise. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  10. She'd still pay for pack jobs. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  11. Put me on the list. Tickets purchased, hotel confirmed, reserve repacked. And work already knows I'll be sick that week. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  12. There are more women than men there. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  13. That's why you've been in business for 45 years! Kudos to you for your integrity. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  14. EXACTLY! And there's poetic justice, too, since chances are the kid was conceived there! The stain will be a nice reminder of what not to do in the back seat. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  15. is this a blonde girl? In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  16. delivered a baby in the back seat of a car In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  17. I'm with you, JT. We should close all amusement rides, prohibit driving, turn off escalators. In fact, it'd be safer if everyone just sat very still on a La-Z-Boy in front of the TV. Wait - maybe we should have all the TVs turned off just in case. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  18. And what better way to find out about otherwise unknown health problems?! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  19. You can do this. I got both of mine when they were puppies (they're 120# and 55# now) and they stayed home for long periods of time alone. It was a challenge, and I'll admit that some household items had to be replaced, but it was worth it. They are both very disciplined, and live in a happy home full of love and attention. They may not have had that opportunity with someone else. They're living proof that just because you can't spend 12 hours a day with them doesn't mean they'll turn out bad. You should keep her. She's already 7 months old. The really hard part is over. And I'm sure she'd appreciate being able to stay with someone who cares for her and who she cares for too. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  20. If I was a greenie, I'd punish you for that. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  21. They practically begged. I guess that'll teach 'em. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  22. get the convertible In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  23. My guess is he was probably carrying it on the scooter. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  24. Ain't conspiracy theorists great? In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  25. I had no side effects. No sensitivity, no pain, nothing. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal