skydiverbrian

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  1. It's after 1am and I have a final exam in the morning, but I'm wide awake, drinking beer, reading and posting about homos, boobies, sucking, and post-whoring. I used to be such a nice boy before DZ.com! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  2. The best ones always do! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
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    and now look at you --- post whore extraordinaire! my how you've grown. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
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    homos

    Okay, okay, I confess -- I'm an ASS RAMMING DICK SUCKER -- and I'm damn good at it, too! (But I can't do both at the same time -- that'd be really good!) In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  5. DZ?? What's a DZ? That's the place where people jump out of airplanes, right? Between work and school, I haven't seen a DZ in months! Finals are tomorrow and Wednesday, though, so Friday sounds like a good day to get reacquainted with some clouds I once knew. Andrea -- wanna call in sick on Friday and come with me? In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  6. This movie is like 100 years old already. Are you just now seeing it? I watched it in the theater on opening night only because it had skydiving in the first scene. (And cuz I went to see it with a hottie!) In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  7. You girls are spoiled. A nice rack and you can get anything you want. I could have flirted as much as you and I still would have paid full price. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  8. I find it odd that Santa would have a signature release on file. Why wouldn't one of the elves just sign for it if Santa's not in? In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  9. All the better to say "Screw you guys - I'm going skydiving!" [/cartman's voice] In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  10. Well, at least SOME of the article was correct.... In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  11. Wow! Sounds to me like you need to disappear for a few days for some air and alcohol rehabilitation. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  12. Sure, they had an engine, but Otto hadn't met Mr. Mercedez yet. Well of course not. Anything ancient that might have been on our soil has long since been destroyed. And we're actively seeking out more historical treasures to destroy. [Dobby (bangs on head)] Bad Americans. Americans must punish themselves [/Dobby] In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  13. Americans invented cars (and perhaps self-indulgence) and we like them big and comfortable with nice sound systems and DVD players in the dash. We even designed our entire country around them. Europeans don't drive small cars because they want to -- they can't fit anything bigger on the roads. Kudos to the Europeans. In America, we'd tear down a 1000-year old church to make way for a 4-lane toll road! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  14. here it is 2:55am and i'm post-whoring.... In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  15. My first tandem. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  16. okay, here's something... why i live in florida! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  17. My crystal ball is broken, so I can't be 100% positive, but I'll venture to guess that it'll be better than Chicago! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  18. Well stay away from Zhills, then. There's a big gay german who snatches guys' towels as they come out of the shower, then chases them around the ghetto. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  19. As evidenced by the motorcycle pic you posted awhile ago? Admit it Keith -- you didn't care if he could spell his name or not! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  20. Just remember that no matter how good he looks, somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with his shit! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  21. My $5 says they're skydivers, too! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  22. This, by the way, is freezing cold to Floridians, so we'll all be wearing mittens and muffs. The forecast is for warmer temps for the next couple days, but cold (like mid 30s) at night. If you forget to bring someone to keep warm with, there are plenty here! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  23. Not teaching... but learning. Or something like that. My brain is fried. End of semester is only 2 weeks away! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
  24. Woo Hoo!! All meat and no brains -- just the way I like 'em!