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  1. Make Turtle deliver him. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  2. Get a sugar daddy. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  3. I have two pet peeves: When people type in caps over the internet. When people type "loose" instead of "lose". So, you're OK with glitter then?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  4. Are you sure? I haven't noticed anything different. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  5. If you've had surgery in the last 10 years, you already have that. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  6. And dumb fuck truck drivers who cut over to the left lane to pass another truck right before a big hill. Or ride in the left lane for miles and miles without thinking about the traffic behind. Fuckers.... I have used the emergency lane a few times just to get around those trucks, and yes, I made sure it was clear. Pissed them off for sure but I don't care. I agree. Tractor-Trailers should be outlawed. Everything should go back to being moved by rail. The gas prices wouldn't be so high if they got rid of all those trucks. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  7. stitch

    Mustard

    Any kind as long as it's spread on Billie Piper's arse. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  8. Skinny amazon chicks that can't shut up. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  9. It's elementary, my dear Cocheese. I have such a large penis, that whenever I get an erection, it pulls all the blood down from ny brain and dummies me down. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  10. My mother is a Baptist. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  11. Do tell. I was Jack the Ripper. I invented Gynocology. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  12. I don't know you. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  13. I thought it was Amazon's house. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  14. Which one has dummied down the world the most?? Discuss "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  15. stitch

    Choices

    When you have a green card, you don't get a choice. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  16. So what you're really saying is you want to spank the monkey. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  17. The title of your nose thread made me physically sick. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  18. Jager-Turtle toss : Fill Turtle full of Jager and see how many times you can toss'im before he pukes. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  19. Note to self : When Leroy comes to Idaho, remember to smack him upside the head with a frozen Sara Lee pie. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  20. That song sung by that Hawaian dude, that used to be played at Rantoul every morning. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  21. That's pretty funny. Whenever you hear a discussion about Darwinism, you always get people who can support their position on animal coloring from both opposing views. When you say that animals are brown, they say it is to hide better. When you say that their color is bright and showy, it is to attract a mate. No matter which direction, there is an argument. So, what about those ring-tailed jokers in the picture. Black and white rings. Who are they trying to attract? Lead singers from 80s hair-bands with platform clogs and ringed tights? Just the pic cracks me up. Can you imagine chasing them through the brush with just their little tails bobbing like multi-colored pool floaties ? I wouldn't be able to run an inch. They look like lemurs to me. I like to move it. I like to move it, move it. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  22. I keep finding plenty of people who exceed 300 out the door to jump with though...fun stuff I have to arch.. 300lbs. exit weight and 300lbs. body weight aren't the same. A possible solo rig for someone in the 300 lb. range would be a MC-4/5 military rig. So figure about 350lb. Exit weight. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  23. I want to get a pet gator and train it to only eat Turtles. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  24. Sorry, I don't know... I'll try to find out (way too much, I kinow that much!!) I thought that was what the Telly tax was for. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  25. Stripper-Gram "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"