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  1. Nope. It's just in second place behind butt-secks. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  2. Let's see...judging this crowd...hmmm...Val has hair extensions and Sunny is lactose intolerant? Not exactly. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  3. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  4. And to really fit in. When there is a large crowd gathered, go up behind Vallerina, grab her ponytails and yell "Giddy-Up". Oh, and be sure to bring some ice-cream for Sunny. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  5. Spoiler!! Andy is set to replace one of the actors in the sequel to movie shown below (see attachment). They needed an english accent guy for the lead. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  6. Be sure to follow Vallerina around like a puppy and offer to open every door you come to for her. Also offer to pick things up for her.
  7. I likey big boats. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  8. With women, I've heard it has something to with wetness. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  9. I figured you were either trying to get together a 3-way or a divorce. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  10. Sorry, I'm currently in California. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  11. I would think it would be hot to seduce a chick while she was wearing a purity ring. NO SHIT!!!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  12. Have you ever camped out in a shipping port before?? I am sooo living on the edge. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  13. My friend's daughter has one of those. They're Southern Baptist and are involved in their church. She just took it off before she had sex at 16. Save your money. Why did she take it off?? Did she think the dude was too wholesome to bang a chick with a purity/wedding ring on?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  14. You left out all of the golf cart injuries. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  15. Now you're poking fun at my southern heritage. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  16. Thank you. As you probably know, most of us here are quite innocent. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  17. Not really my cup of tea. Although, I am quite certain there are some enthusiasts that post here. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  18. I have never wanted to try SCAT. Does that mean I'm a non-adventurous, shallow-minded, bad person?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    It was probably my fault. I totally blew you off on Mother's day. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  20. Depends. Not if it was Bud-Light in cans. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  21. I had a half-pound of blackened salmon with a baked potato and 3 Shiners. Beat that bitches. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  22. No, it's totally HOTT!! It just makes me have to wear a bib because of all the drool. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  23. What you really need to do is bring back your Eyore avatar. As I have an Eyore fetish. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  24. Sunshine is the DZ.com authority on ice cream. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  25. well duh! The favors go both ways in my world, sweetie. It's all good then. I was afraid you were the subject of that "Buckcherry" song, which screams short-term relationship to me. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"