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  1. Am I the only one that thinks the title of this thread sounds perverted? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  2. Dude. WTF? Why were you watching that? Well, he is Butters, duh. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  3. That's what YOU call strokin' huh? No wonder yer ears pop when ya take a piss! He's not used to seeing something appearing that large in between the fingers. You got that right. Most of the videos out there of you whipping out your stuff make it appear more like dental floss. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  4. Is part of test how well you do at stepping on and trippng over peoples' broken body parts ?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  5. Property of Bubba More like "Property of GW Bush". "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  6. Looks like he's strokin' Turtle. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  7. Are you offerring me access to your DVD collection ? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  8. stitch

    Change.

    Here's what you should do for now. Gather up all the dog poop you can find in individual paper bags. Rent an airplane. Then go on a "Flaming Dog Shit" bomb run. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  9. You may want to keep in mind there are generally no guarantees implied with most of these programs. You may have to repeat some levels as many of us did. In which case it will mean more money and time. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  10. If you were bored and the only DVDs you had on hand were these, what would you watch ? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  11. I thought there was a "Lawyer Ban" in effect in Las Vegas. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  12. How many MG's have they crushed so far ?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  13. stitch

    Morons!

    He probably did the world a favor and should receive a handsome reward. Between the car's tractor engine ( Yes, the engines were originally used in farm tractors ) and the Lucas electrical system, the car belongs in a museum not on the road, With that being said and judging from the stated damage, I would surmise you were parked on the corner. How many other cars did this mad man hit? Was there yellow paint on the curb or a fire hydrant close to where your car was parked ? C'mon Doc, tell us the rest of the story. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  14. Get even. Go throw all of her clothes on the floor. Even the clean ones. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  15. I say Meh. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  16. stitch

    WaMu goes

    I just wanna know which bookie to contact for bank failure bingo. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  17. stitch

    Dating.

    So, do you get laid a lot? I don't date to get laid. So the glory-hole rumors are true. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  18. stitch

    Dating.

    Think Waffle House and the drive-in. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  19. I was going to bump this so thanks for saving me the work with that... I just wanna get off work so I can stop thinking them and act on them Is your inflatable lover ready for some action ?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  20. If there are any women on here lactating, how do you think they would feel about free samples?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  21. Is it Pastuerized? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  22. Or the ever popular bathroom scale. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  23. if I sent a friend a lump of coal for their birthday ? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  24. Why would he need other people for that ? (j/k) "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"