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  1. stitch
    Did the leprechauns get into your stash again? That happens to me alot. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    So what you're really trying to say is, you failed DZ.com rehab and have been thrust back out into the general population. Either that, or you're pregnant. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Same here. I'm at work to work, not to talk about my personal life. Not what I heard. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  4. stitch
    Happy Arbor Day.
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    Seared, then served on your boobies. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    C'mon, you know that gets your motor running. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Cute. But it would be VERY hard to explain it to my 69 year old mother! I think she would get it. She is 69 afterall. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Well, I don't have any desire to actually be in jail myself. Hmm, unless perhaps it is this type of jail. (probably NSFW) COOL!!!! Then we can wee on ya and throw clumped kitty litter at ya. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Tie a pork-chop around your neck. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Now they can have a real circle-jerk. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Snatch would be an appropriate name.
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    You're silly! Not that I'm really that hot now, but I definitely wasn't back then. I had very few dates in High School. Stuck-up preppy girls don't put out, so they get no play. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Go kick a male cop in the nuts and find out for yourself. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Right now I'm hovering at 15 years, and like 12 semester hours to go. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Depends on the situation, duh. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    BOOBIES are better!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    I don't think any school has went with the "How I lost my cherry" theme yet. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    I was gonna say Lee with a hat on. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Turtle Tuesday

    stitch replied to sunshine's topic in The Bonfire

    It's easy to talk with a small cock in my mouth... ZING !!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Free Rent ?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Camping under the bridge is illegal, so if you're going to do it, please be very, very stealthy, and don't get caught. If you are caught, I'm sure everyone would appreciate if you didn't mention being jumpers, too. I believe a rig in a stash bag would pretty much rule out "Plausible Deniability". "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    I'm your mom's favorite person...get it right white boy. You shore gotta purty mouth! I think I hear Hippy calling you. Run along. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    Did you lose your crotch funk yet? You can't cure a chronic disease. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    if you HAD to pick

    stitch replied to kenz's topic in The Bonfire

    Although the conditions were rather unsanitary. Probably around the time of Jesus' crucifixion, so I could do some world class heckeling. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
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    But, if you're supporting me, why would I need to work?? Your favorite person, my mom, is checking U-haul rates right now.