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  1. Or post. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  2. Put down the ADHD medication and back away from the computer. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  3. I'm happy, I'm still alive this morning. What do you need an airport for?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  4. Maintaining my erection for more than 4 hours. Hey thats pretty good. Never met someone that had that power. Batter Up!!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  5. Maintaining my erection for more than 4 hours. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  6. I'm divorcing one. Haven't you heard about sex and the Brits? It may not apply to all, but it did apply in my case. The riding crop was a bit much, eh? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  7. Do you have the latest version of JAVA?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  8. Hello? Hello?? Hello??? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me......... "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  9. stitch

    I hate

    Don't be a playa hater. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  10. SLACKERS!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  11. You volunteering to be his agent?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  12. Where's the SCAT option?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  13. Where's the option for Walt's bathtub?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  14. May 1982. My parents driveway. I had left the domelight on in the car all night. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  15. stitch

    pick up lines

    So, how does it feel being Clay's protege'?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  16. 2 eggs and some bacon walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here." "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  17. stitch

    pick up lines

    Yeah, I've heard sheep usually don't talk back. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  18. stitch

    pick up lines

    "Did you wash your pants in Windex?" "'Cause I can see myself in them." "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  19. Maybe, she should hire Wynona Ryder as a chaperone. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  20. MAC thinks so. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  21. I have a bed snake you can hold and stroke all you want. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  22. It is a lab rabbit. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  23. My threads keep disappearing. There must be a black hole. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"