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lol, I agree with the article. My only real comment, is when men start talking with you the way they do the guys, they stop finding you attractive. Something about being one of the guys at that point? ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

Hello, lol, take the classes! I used to teach ballroom, swing and latin. As a guy you will get more attention than you know what to do with! Here's the thing, 1) the ratio is almost always at least 2 ladies for every guy... 2) When going out, you can ask any woman to dance, (if you are a decent dancer) and not only will she dance with you, her date will thank you for getting him out of it! 3) it is fun, single or with your SO 4) Great workout... ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

Hey girl! What's up?! Yeah, I know Eloy and Perris are my opyions if NC isn't open, but I was hoping, you know... Thank's for the site into to. Jess ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

Hey guys, I was wondering if anyone knows what the satus of the wind tunnel in the delta? I am planning a trip for tunnel time soon, and if the one in NorCal will be open in time, that would be the one closest to me. Jess ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

Vinny, ya know, I am drunk, a couple bottles of wine tonight, and I am posting too! Tampons, flow, and what did this thread start with? Ok fo I am blonde, polish, and a woman, what more can you ask! Hell, I can ski, snowboard, and fall faster than most you or you other flockers.... Jess ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

O.k. so I am a little offended! First of all, I do wish Jas a happy birthday, I know this time of year sucks for a birthday. Mine was last week, and whileJ ason wished my a happy bday, none of the rest of you all did! Jas, I hope you got at least one jump in this weekend, you know we tried last, and it didn't happen! Jess ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

lol, Krissanne is right, if you want all nude, you have to be sober. I don't know of any in Seattle, but over the eastern border in Idaho they have one. And I am sure Vancouver, BC has more than a few, they are MUCH happier about the human body up that way. But if you just want to look at breasts, and have a beer or two, I have seen more than one strip club in the downtown area, just drive the Aoura strip, you'll run into a few, and casinoes too! Jess ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

lol, the pass wasn't bad at all. One small section was down to one way each direction, but it was smooth sailing through there. I slowed down 'cause a cop was sitting there, but didn't really need to. What is TBD? ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

lol, tell me about it Krisanne, I come over so my daughter can see her grandparents, think I might get a jump or two in, and there is nothing but fog! Are you coming over to Richland the tenth for my b-day and 100th jump? ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

Birthday kisses, Vinny Jess ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

lol, having read the thread, and knowing people from both sides, yes, SD chicks are typically cool all the way around. As for the rest, well, out here, in the west, we tend to play a little more than back east. Time moves a little slower, and we live to play, not live at work. I am not bad mouthing the east, really, just pointing out two signifacent differences. (Yes, I do have family back that way!) Jess ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

Thank you for the sacrifices you all make. I am only sad that those away from home are unable to be with loved ones on what began as a day of peace. We all do appreciate the jobs you do. Here is some humor to celebrate the day. Little grandson asked: "Granddaddy, when you were in the Army and were posted as sentry at night, were you afraid?" "I was, grandson, but only until I fell asleep." ~~~~~~~ A sentry bewildered by the many formalities of guard regulations, hailed his superior officers, while serving his sentry duty, with the challenge, "Halt! Look who's here!" ~~~~~~~ A car driver took notice of a soldier hitching a hike. "Where are you going, boy," he asked. "To the barracks, sir." "Sorry, but I'm going in the opposite direction" "So much the better!" agreed the soldier. ~~~~~~~ Did You Know? The term "the whole 9 yards" came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards." ~~~~~~~ Sergeant Hoppkins found himself in hospital. He was visited by a soldier from his platoon: "Sarge, the men are all concerned about you. We took up a collection. We bought you this apple with the money." ~~~~~~~ An ensign on sea duty for the first time overheard a recruit say he was going 'downstairs'. "Listen, sailor," he snarled. "Downstairs is below. That side is starboard. That's aft and that's portside. And if I hear you say one more civilian word like that I'll throw you through that little round hole window over there!" ~~~~~~~ Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection. "Hey Johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes I've ever seen!" "Yes, sir" the young man answered. "Those shoes are really really ugly, right?" hollered the D.I again. "Yes, sir" "And that hair - don’t they have barbershops where you came from?" "Yes, sir", answered the recruit. "So why didn’t you get a haircut?" "I was saving up for shoes, sir" ~~~~~~~ A Marine enters a barber shop for a haircut and a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, the Marine mentions that he always has problems getting a close shave around the cheeks, that it looks sloppy and distracts from his appearance. "I have just the thing", says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just get a wooden ball like this and place it between your cheek and gum". "Here, let me show you how well it works". The Marine places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds to give him the closest shave the Marine has ever experienced. After a few more strokes the Marine starts thinking about the ball in his mouth. So he asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it? "No problem", says the barber, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everone else does." ~~~~~~~ Our Greatest Respect for Those Who Serve Eulogy for a Veteran Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there, I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow. I am the diamond glints on snow. I am the sunlight on ripened grain. I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the mornings hush, I am the swift uplifting rush of quiet birds in circled flight, I am the soft stars that shine at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there, I did not die. Author Unknown ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

*sigh* are you single? lol, this is a really great idea. KrisAnne, my computer was a huge mess after I opened that pic. I clicked as I was taking a drink of my hot cider, and laughed so hard mid swallow I thought I was going to need Violet to do CPR! Of course, JD, yours made me laugh, but I was ready then! Jason, you have the event covered, just don't screw up between now and than. (And now you have a back up for the next time you are in the dog house!) ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

Jas, the idea of a double massage, is that the two of you are together. Your dinner idea is great, though there are a ton of places down in your area that would be just as cool as going to Seattle. But whatever dinner idea it is, buy the book, and start it with a print out, something cool of course, of the date itenerary as the first page. Than, as you are on the date, you are both planning the rest of the book together. And yes, she is really cool, no matter how much @hit I've given you about her. Jess ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

That was cute Krisanne.... Jay, happy birthday sweetie, can't wait until I see you again... Jess ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

lol, sorry, I forgot to turn some of them! Next time I will get it right! ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

Davenport into Richland, many of the same people, but still a great party! ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

OK, so that was Byron, and a couple for fun, Gia, doesn't Johnny look cute in the five dollor hat? Now on to the Davenport Halloween party....... ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

oh yeah, if you're such a whore, how come I'm the only one sharing here! I am showing you mine... And the show continues, five more ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

lol, still byron photos... ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

hehehe, so I am a picture whore now! Here are five moe ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

Oh yeah, I am cool now! I can post pics... Here are some form the Byron Boogie, the Davenport Halloween Party, and the Richland Halloween Party! And there is one just for Gia! Jess ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

Ok, so nothing THAT crazy happened there this weekend, but it was a pretty cool halloween weekend at a smaller DZ. Wr flew the caravan, Big Bird, had many new bird people, tried hybryds, drank beer, and dressed up like a bunch of crazy people! There was a giant sperm, a sexy nerd with a horny dog, neon stick people, a couple of pimps, a french maid, pirates aplenty, a vampire, a convict, and a hippy, to name a few! Oh, and the grim reaper paid a visit as well! Over all, ever time I have jumped Richland, I find that it is a fun place to be... Every second weekend of the winter months this year, that is where I will be! Ciao, Jess ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

I WAS drunk, now I am just high on OTCs! (Maybe that will be my costume, the sober girl!) ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.