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  1. I would have to say walking into the window of the bar thinking it was the door. WOW! I had to really laugh at myself on that one. Ya, I was completely sober...NOT! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  2. That rocks Rasmack! Can not maintain...CAN NOT MAINTAIN!!! ABORT, ABORT, ABORT! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  3. I know a couple that were doing it on a 727 jet infront of a 198 of their closest friends and they wanted to continue in the air, but to no avail - the guy went from solid wood to a water-logged Oscar Meyer hot dog. Good luck pal! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  4. Chet, when you go - stay away from the rails. If you fight with the ground, the ground will win. Call this Operation Head-F#@*k! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  5. Ummmm.... About those assets, there will be a asset screening prior to public viewing, bikini optional. See ya up there. My rig is packed, JD's fudge is packed, 12 more hours and we are rolling down the road. I knew you slipped something into my drink last night. Later my skydiving Bu-rothas and Su-istas! See ya in the Prairie!!! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  6. I doubt there will be a naked bar dive... People can look but not touch How fun is that? Not even a touch 'n run??? (oh please, oh please) ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  7. Later! See ya there - yyyyyYYYYYAAAAAA! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  8. That tired, old, stretched out thing? Blues, Dave Go fix a trailer
  9. That tired, old, stretched out thing? Blues, Dave ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  10. I always knew they would come in handy one day All y'all are going to be getting a flash of my ass, will that do? ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  11. I may be able to hook you up. And anyone else who needs one, send me a PM and let's chat. I'm a designer of 12 years and I did my own. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  12. This "dog"? He needs to get one of those purse carrier things like Paris Hilton carries her rat-dog around in. It'd fix that empty feeling he's been moping about ever since ditching his "man-sack", plus give everyone an opportunity to meet & tease his "dog". Blues, Dave HEY! Leave my dog outta this, and I'll leave this outta your mama (I'm pointing to my manhood) That picture is what his dog does when JD points to his manhood. Oh dude, that was low bra, that was low But, I'll give ya props for that one ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  13. This "dog"? He needs to get one of those purse carrier things like Paris Hilton carries her rat-dog around in. It'd fix that empty feeling he's been moping about ever since ditching his "man-sack", plus give everyone an opportunity to meet & tease his "dog". Blues, Dave HEY! Leave my dog outta this, and I'll leave this outta your mama (I'm pointing to my manhood) ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  14. shit stirrer Do I have to kick your pansy ass next time I see you g Might as well, Jess's girl already kicked my ass (your going a little far with the "pansy" comment though ) ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  15. So you did make it to the river last night. I want details on this one. Did JD come out of the closet with his hetrosexuality? Hey Rose - you should have come out. It was a blast. For a motorized bath tube, that thing kicked ass. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  16. So what the hell ARE you talking about? Blues, Dave That's what I thought. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  17. Should I be concerned???? g Let me rephrase... He's becoming a better honest man ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  18. Should I be concerned???? g Well, I don't really want to spread the word....well, yes I do. YES be concerned - VERY CONCERNED! (and if he says I don't know what he's talking about, know better) ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  19. Hey Smilie, what size decal did you want for your helmet - can't be too big because a solid vinyl won't lay smooth. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  20. So you did make it to the river last night. I want details on this one. Did JD come out of the closet with his hetrosexuality? Hey Rose, Did Dave mention that he has some hidden issues as well that no one knew about? I feel a little weight off my shoulders (PISS OFF...NOT THAT WAY ) ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  21. So you did make it to the river last night. I want details on this one. Did JD come out of the closet with his hetrosexuality? Ummm, uh...he he. Hu hm hu hu ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  22. Hmmmm who could this be joining in on the adventures of slam A wise man once told me: Eating a peanut butter sandwich on the banks of the Yukon River taste mighty nice, but the fish of the Little Jackson Creek will have to swim thier regular route. (Ya, that ) ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  23. It would appear you haven't missed anything JD, well, at least not yet. It seems that Jason is *trying* to make arrange a hook-up while in LP. That said, I'm sure that if he's successful, you'll miss him. I woudn't worry about it much though, he's just trying to make you jealous. Blues, Dave WHOA BIG HORSE!!! GOT A GIRLFRIEND HERE!!! No prairie hook up's for me. As for JD someone needs to hook him up so he can reveal his hetrosexual side. Hello! I'm right here. Nobody needs to do anything. Let me roll with the groove and all will be fine. As the saying goes "Let sleeping dogs lay". (just keep one eye open) ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  24. Just make waffles at the Prairie and we'll explain it all to you. Deal ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  25. NOOoooooo, silly.... it's waffles, strawberries, and cream! And if I'm lucky I get to share~ g I actually thought of that. But Beth likes syrup and didn't want to get the pillow sticky. But I like the idea about getting lucky and sharing Beth. I can live without the syrup as long as there are strawberries and whipped cream. Hmmmmm.... What day are you getting there? Damn, what have I missed? (Don't say it Dave!) ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."