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Hey, also, the word around the camp fire is that there may be night jumps as well, is that still a possibility? ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Damn! this isn't Wilma, but just another example of nature (Katrina) ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Ahhhhhh see, that is unity between our bruthas and sistas. It's all good! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Dude, do NOT listen to her. Such things would set a horrible precedent! You think we all want to have to do all those things every day just to get layed (worse yet, with no expectation of getting layed!)? Following those directions will get your man-card immediately and permanently revoked! Blues, Dave Plus, if you did these things, you could never go back to the time prior. You would be setting yourself up for a life of doom. Don't go to the light...STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

I'd like to see a fight between Sinead O'conner and Sally Jessy Raphael (I think I spelled it right). You know no one would get hurt, but it would be a great form of entertainment. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

:) Ya, he went a little low at one point and was all hunched up to get back up to the formation. All I was waiting for was that hair ball to come flying out. ha ha ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Oh, dear God help us, you're are starting to sound like Frenchy... g "Oh, dear God help us" is right. We were on a five-way Saturday and you should of seen this guy (JasonRose) - he looked like Puse In Boots when he was hacking up that hairball (in Shrek) - all hunched up. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Then how about Tongue-in-the-bungin'??? ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Heck yes - that rocks!!! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

You all blow! Actually I'm afraid of boogies now. The next one I'll be walking around like my little dog with it's tail between it's legs and its ears back, pissin' down its leg. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

You likey? I'm pretty aren't I? The ladies will all want to climb high mountain peaks and make sauces with me in the camp tents now. Yep, i'm gonna have to agree. I likey to

lol, Jd, she is a woman, it doesn't matter the age. If she thinks she can manipulate hime by withholding, being sparing, than she probably will. Look what she did to get him to leave his brand new, very lovely, rig home with you! Hey, why aren't you out jumping? Hugs, Jess Just got back from 2 dives - fun jumps! Good to be back in the air after my deck dive at Lost Prairie. Good came out of it though - haven't had a sip of any type of drink yet. PS. Have a great time in Seattle - I will be there in two weeks. Hey, I also don't see your smilie face up yet, what the hell?! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

And face it--any guy who actually does that scenario has earned the right to be considered "The Man". It really is the kind of stuff that legends are made of; the kind of thing where your envious friends will buy you beer and ask you to repeat the story often. No follow-up act required. You will be a legend for life if you do nothing else. Walt Yep, the path he's on, I can see him doing what you had explained, but he knows how to dig himself out. He may be in the shit house for a day or two, but he's got the touch. The fact that he left his rig at home...he's got future ammo. He's looing reeeeeeeaaaaal good. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Exactly girl! You nailed it. I just wish others would see that and understand it - so they could get off my damn back! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Hump his leg, he won't bother you any more. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Jess, Jason's got it made. He's the man. He gets it when he wants it - She's 40. You know what 40 year old women are like?! Ya, you got that right! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

The best response she will be able to come up with is, "Well why don't you go fuck your parachute!". Hey, guess what everyone...I'm the one taking care of BOTH Jason's house and his girlfriends house, and guess what? I get to fuck Jason's parachute when he's not home! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Don't worry. You WILL be able to use it in the future. While you are on the cruise, frequently mention that you miss your rig. She'll probably ignore it at first, but then she'll make the accusation again--and this time, my friend, you will be ready to strike like a King Cobra!!! "Godammit, will you shut the fuck up about your stupid skydiving gear." "No. I really do miss my rig. Even if I weren't using it on this fabulous cruise, I'd just like knowing it's with me." "Well make up your mind. Are you going to be with me, or are you going to just keep thinking about your gear all the time." "I am with you, darling. You are the love of my life!" "Well either love ME or love your gear!" [drum roll, please] [look down and away with a contemplative look on your face] [give a dramatically long pause, for effect] [quiet sigh] "Well, how many times have you saved my life?" She will look at you, angry and speechless. The tension in the air will be so thick that you can cut it with a knife! (edited to add: She will be seething with the kind of inner rage normally reserved only for the most prolific twisted serial killers and the most deeply-disturbed psycopaths that the world has to offer. You, on the other hand, will be in TOTAL CONTROL.) The best response she will be able to come up with is, "Well why don't you go fuck your parachute!". As she angrily storms away, you will casually say, "Because I left it at home. In the meantime, you will do [yawn]." You can then relish the moment knowing that while your relationship has just taken a sudden downturn, YOU have WON this battle of the sexes. (edited to add: This will be the GREATEST MOMENT OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!!! Enjoy it! You will be basking in the knowlege that from now on, you will walk as a God among men.) Checkmate! Walt p.s. To save all the ladies from asking. Yes, I am single. Yes, it is because I am truly loathesome. No, I will not ever dare to ask for the pleasure of your company. Actually, I probably will. You really turn me on. If we do hookup, feel free to tell me how vile and loathesome I am if it will make you feel better. I will still love you forever. Waltappel - You rock ASS! That was awesome (I know I'm a little late getting onto this post, but nonetheless, that rocked. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Just know Jason, that when you are in TX, we'll be at the dropzone SKYDIVING! Oh and when you are on the cruise, man theres a lot of relax time - just know we will be SKYDIVING. Oh and when you are gearing up for your water dive, know that we will already BE UP IN THE AIR SKYDIVING - yaaaaAAAAAAAAA! Oh, have fun. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Now we're talkin'! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Yada Yada Yada!!! Revenge is sweet!!!! Ya, bust out the Operation Cow Shit on their ass! Right?! Right?! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

I would have to say, no lip stick. I really hate it when after the hard kissing session where your trying to taste what she had for lunch, that when the time is done and I walk home, I look like a bad female freak who looks like a guy. At least I don't walk with my arms at my side with my hands out to the side. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

4. Are you single or taken? Married? I am very much taken by only the hottest skydiver there is HEY! NOW WAIT A MINUTE!!! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

QuoteI'm bored... just answer the damn questions: 1. Whats your name? JD 2. How old are you? 35 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? coupon 4. Are you single or taken? single 5. Do you have kids? No 6. What do you drive? Ford F250 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? yes 8. Where do you live? WA 9. Do you have any pets? a rat-dog 10. How many jumps do you have? 462 11. What color eyes do you have? Blue 12. What is your nationality? German 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? no 14. Favorite Movie? Matrix/Devil's Advocate 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? play with myself & design 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? no 18. Do you have siblings? 2 brothers 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Greece 20. What's your favorite color? Blue 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Turks & Caicos ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."

Yep, I'm a MacDaddy myself. Just like HighFly I got myself the same. Thing is as smooth as butter (and I'm sure what I see on the 20" display taste just as good as butter ) It's good to see my fellow Macintonian brothas and sistas out there. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."