SkydiveMonkey

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  1. The only pst file I can find on my pc is 14k and looks more like an ini file ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  2. SkydiveMonkey

    Beware!!!

    Don't say anything - he hasn't noticed his eyebrows yet ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  3. What's the slowest speed for a tandem as well (assuming both lightweights) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  4. SkydiveMonkey

    A$$ Study

    weak dude. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  5. Don't know where to point it, plus there's no option for outlook, only express ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  6. tried that ... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  7. Ok, just changed from 2000 pro to XP pro - straight upgrade. trouble is, I've lost all my emails on outlook. how do I get them back? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  8. ROFLMAO !!! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  9. Don't know about other rigs, but my Superfly has pockets on the inside of the mudflaps. maybe you could put it there (just make sure it's secure). ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  10. I did upload it the first time round Ah well ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  11. This plane was left for 10 minutes ...... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  12. None. The only skysurfer that I know was at our dz was Chris Gauge, but that was years ago. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  13. Nice !! Happy b/day ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  14. Any tequila drinkers here? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  15. Ageing Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondant over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over and done with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden someone, she called the doctors office to enquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said "Your heart would be located just below your left breast" Later that night, Mildred was admitted to hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. ================ Doctor Bob had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice within himself, trying to reassure him: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go...." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Bob, you're a vet." ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  16. ditto ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  17. Not enough:3:1 3 jumps, now have 1 hour in freefall !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  18. yup - that's what I did this weekend. Left turns, pulled up the left leg and it stopped straight away. Think it's sorted now
  19. Just installed my Slinks (myself) today - easy to put on and it's SO easy to pull the slider down now it's amazing. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  20. Send some stuff to "Skydive, The Mag" in the UK as well !!
  21. He means your boyfriend ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  22. All custom. Had enough of looking at pink 2nd hand kits and went with an all new one All I can say is the Hornet kicks ass, and so far PISA has given me excellent customer service. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  23. Everyone knows they taste like chicken ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  24. I met a gorgeous girl in the old soviet union. russia? no i took my time and made it special -------------------------------------- I met this girl in India Goa ? I'd say so ! --------------------------------------- My girlfriends gone to the Carribean. Jamaica? No she went of her own free will! ------------------------------------------ I've just been to Weymouth In Dorset ? Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone.... ----------------------- I've just got back from climbing a mountain Everest ? Of course; at least twice an hour.... ----------------------- My wife spent some time in Northern Italy Genoa ? We've been married 20 years..... ---------------------- I've just started seeing this girl from Middlesex Feltham ? I've haven't even held her hand yet...... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages