SkydiveMonkey

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  1. Someone buy that granny a bra !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  2. I just got a sports bag from town - £15 and it holds my rig, my ff suit, 2 helmets (including a z1) with side pockets for log book etc. and it's made out of cordura ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  3. wow - Scchhweeeeettt !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  4. Nice colours !! Hornet's kick ass don't they ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  5. I'm no where near being able to jump one of these, but I've seen video from an instuctor I know and he's had some "funky" openings on his, but they looked ok. "funky" being end cells touching each other etc. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  6. Either that or not enough of what you have ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  7. should you even be dropping stuff when people are below you anyway? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  8. And for something different ... http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  9. Gotta make up the time somehow ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  10. I heard you sleep a lot !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  11. cool !! Congrats !! Would this be the first time you've worked for them? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  12. Standard home network - my machine is 2k pro, his is XP home ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  13. Just had it put in today. Question is, how do I share it with my housemates who are connected to my machine via a 10/100 Mb/s switch? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  14. Not with all that extra weight !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  15. Where? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  16. Well, it's me atually Got my dsl now so I'm back !!
  17. When I try to click "mydz", or any other link for that matter, the email just refreshes itself and I can't go anywhere. This only happens when I have an email showing ie after I've read it. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  18. You might want to consider rolling off to the belly flyer's right after you've "docked" as if you roll to the left there's a chance of accidentally pulling the reserve handle. Just something we planned on my one.
  19. Maybe we can do this with jumpships as well ---------------------------------- Solution on plane hijacking Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W. Washington D.C. 20591 Dear Sirs, I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just might get the Airline Industry back on its feet. Here's my plan: Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman. Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales. Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that Congress didn't already come up with this. Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues? Sincerely, Bill Clinton ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  20. > > Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E, and F are the letters > > used to define > > Bra Sizes? > > > > If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the > > letters stood > > for...It is about time you became informed! > > > > (A) Almost Boobs > > > > (B) Barely There > > > > (C) Can't Complain > > > > (D) Damn! > > > > (DD) Double Damn! > > > > (E) Enormous! > > > > (F) Fake ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  21. Sorry if this has been posted already but as you probably haven't noticed () I haven't been able to post for a while. --------------------------------------------- Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world. The survey was a huge failure .... In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what 'honest' meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant. In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant. In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant. In the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  22. Sent my rig away to get legstraps that actually fit me, and was expecting my rig back within 48 hours like they siad. I phoned them up to make sure they had my rig a couple of days ago, and the guy who was going to do it won't be there until next week. I'm without a rig for the weekend (well, I have my main). All the hire kit at the dz is not suitable for FF - just as I get me a stable sit !! ah well, suppose I can tie the risers round my arms and keep the pc in the back of my pants. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  23. When i start, it's DEFINITLY going to be with a BMI. no doubt there. I'm leaving it for now anyway. Going to keep working on my FF and RW until the time comes around. Cheers !!
  24. Woohoo !! Finally got my sit stable. Well pleased about that. I was turning to the left slightly, but I know my legs weren't quite right. I tried it from the BTE position then just bringing my legs up, whereas before I was on my back trying to push my legs down. Just had to share. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  25. I've jumped a friend's symbi suit a few times - they're quite good. Do the job nicely.