SkydiveMonkey

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  1. I think 2 beer tankers with 7000 drunk people around them should be easy enough to see.
  2. Does that include the pilot? Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  3. Should be getting it in about 6 weeks they rekon. Can't wait !!! Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  4. They get there - they just take f***ing ages !!! Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  5. Finally ordered my new rig !! Getting a Teardrop SF (all black with "Oh Shit" on the cutaway pad and "Try Again" on the reserve pad), Tempo 170, and Hornet 170. See attachment for colour scheme. BEEEEERRR !!!! Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  6. I've seen 18K done in a 206. Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  7. You had to expect something with wording like that !! Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  8. why not? They're skydivers aren't they? Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  9. SkydiveMonkey

    Moms

    Happens all the time Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  10. I'm sure i piss a lot of my friends off cos that's all i talk about. Damn whuffos just don't / can't understand
  11. Psycho pack it Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  12. EACH !! Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  13. turned down a few dates, LOTS of money, but I've gained so much !! Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  14. Something like that I think. Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  15. Oh am I regretting starting the whole animal / freefall thing !! Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  16. A friend is selling something similar for 350 pounds i think. Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  17. You could try throwing your girlfriend's cat out and then trying to catch it before you pull. They always land on their feet anyway Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  18. Anything by the Offspring - I choose, The meaning of life, dirty magic, vultures etc. Moby's always good. Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  19. That's one of the reasons I practice my reserve drills a lot. Which is more than a lot of people I know. Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  20. SkydiveMonkey

    Joke

    Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four" "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno." Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  21. Make sure the next DVD you get is "Huck It" by the Offspring cos it's got good music and videos, and more importantly there's some good BASE and birdman on there as well. Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  22. AHH !! I'm covered in bees !!
  23. Especially as that's probably the most difficult to pull in case of a spinning mal Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  24. Would there be any noticeable difference between pulling a reserve pad instead of the usual silver? Support the cause - do a skydive(r)
  25. the cheapest like that is the Skytronic FX, but it's no where near as good as the pro-track (not as many figures and only average speed). Plus is a weird shape which could cause problems for mouting it unless you have the special Z1 (or is it A3). Support the cause - do a skydive(r)