SkydiveMonkey

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  1. Dancing Queen (and Charles and William !!) There's no such thing as gravity - the earth just sucks
  2. I've looked at the picture, and examined it. They are definatly boobies !! There's no such thing as gravity - the earth just sucks
  3. That's why I pack my pc so it can be pulled out by the bridle as well. I'd try and pitch it if it wasn't out - I don't want to dump my reserve into that mess if I can help it. There's no such thing as gravity - the earth just sucks
  4. WP? This was forwarded to me. There's no such thing as gravity - the earth just sucks
  5. First big game - READ TEXT FIRST before looking at the attachment The day has finally arrived. Today is the day you take your son to his first game at Newlands. Leading up to the big day you have told him about game day, the smell of the fresh cut grass, the hotdogs that taste better at the ground than anywhere else, the roar of the crowd when Province scores. You tell him all about the wonderful sites & sounds he'll see on that wonderful day. But the only thing he'll remember about the big day is............... There's no such thing as gravity - the earth just sucks
  6. It is a pre-second after all - in this sprt that usually equals beer
  7. For my pre-second full face helmet - Just turned up this morning. I thought I would have lost a little bit of peripheral vision, but I haven't. I can only just see the bit at the end of my nose.
  8. Hows about having a link to a users full profile from their "mini" profile (ie. when you lcick on their user name)? There's no such thing as gravity - the earth just sucks
  9. I wanna go for a beer as well, but I got an exam in 10 hours and I need at least 12 hours sleep !! There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  10. Too true. At least nothing was broken !! There was a good post before called "Never stop flying" which was like this - don't stop flying your canopy until your feet are solidly on the ground.
  11. come on - the rig is much more important !! There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  12. Didn't think of that !! D'OH !!! There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  13. Is there a (free) one for the PC? I'm too broke to get a jump-track. There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  14. rig= BEER !! ring= BEER !! Congrats on both counts !! There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  15. Damn, and I thought my TearDrop Superfly from April 2002 was old !! There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  16. I am in the top ten so RAH !!! There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  17. I found that when I do that on my hornet, it just invokes off heading openings. Now i just leave it as it openes quite nicely anyway. Makes packing that little bit easier as well. There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  18. You don't really want to see us anyway, do you There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  19. My rig has - I put my excess line in where the bottom of the toggle fits in. (my rig is TearDrop Superfly though) There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  20. SkydiveMonkey

    firewall

    Get a hose? Tip the water cooler over it? There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  21. How much was the harness pulled up? Was it at the same level as under canopy or not? There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  22. This has been discussed before (I think it was HookNSwoop that did jumps like this on his cutaway rig). Search the forums.
  23. Now it all makes sense. Damn those things are expensive !! There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  24. Wow. Wouldn't like to be on the ground when you're jumping !! You seem to be quite a magnet for that There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring
  25. PUNS FOR THEIR OWN SAKE * *A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. * *Practice safe eating - always use condiments. * *A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. * *Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. * *If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? * *Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. * *A hangover is the wrath of grapes. * *Corduroy pillows are making headlines. * *Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? * *Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. * *Sea captains don't like crew cuts. * *Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? * *A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. * *A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. * *Without geometry, life is pointless. * *When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. * *Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. * *Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. * *When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring