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  1. To anyone else like me who will be spending this skydiving weekend in Temple, Happy 5767. L'Shana Tova, Tik-v'atanu.
  2. I'll do it. :) Seriously, though - for some motivatoin, check out www.gmap-pedometer.com Totally motivating. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  3. The 50th one in the candle, right? Not House of Wax. Help? _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  4. But does anyone have this week's copy of the National Enquirer? The one with "Angelina Tells Jen "Stop Calling Brad" on the cover? -Peter _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  5. Okay fine, I'm about to convert to becoming a Monkey! and a Water Buffalo! How is that "converting?" You're right, though - water is a cure-all... It's amazing what it can do. Not to mention how crappy runs are when you're dehydrated... It's like night and day. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  6. Here you go. No charge. http://www.theslicery.com/images/awesome.jpg _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  7. Noodles 'n Cheese 1 bag, Egg noodles Two massive scoops of cottage cheese Butter Salt to taste I've got to go run five miles just thinking about that. :) _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  8. It's not that wonderful. Trust me. :) I disagree
  9. It's not that wonderful. Trust me. :) _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  10. 89 days down as of today. I feel like a convict. Especially when I get texts from my "friends," like tonight, that say things like, "Hey, we're all at Alli's. Getting wasted - come join. Good drinks - people brought blow." Sigh. I'm going to sleep. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  11. Maybe she's still figuring out how to react to that corny joke you told her. Which one? I'm sure there were several. :D _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  12. 44 days left. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  13. Yes, she mentioned that once or twice... Or 30 times... I find the irony that SHE hasn't replied to MY post here amusing. :) _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  14. http://www.natureartists.com/art/resized/1122_wolf_eyes2.jpg But bluer, with somewhat less fur. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  15. Had dinner with Swedish Celt last night. So, presenting... The top five things about Swedish Celt that I thought were cool. 5) She knows her wines 4) She's live in more places than me, and is more traveled. (And that's hard to do.) 3) When you try to compliment her, she looks around without really looking at you and sort of looks like Stevie Wonder. 2) Within four minutes of meeting her, she'd taken me for a walk around a darkened park. (get your minds out of the gutter.) 1) She has wolf-eyes. Dinner was worth the four hour round trip drive.
  16. Bought one of these in 2004. End of story. http://www.globalgadgetuk.com/Personal.htm The best part is to use it in a bar when some idiot is on his phone. Drop him, wait for him to call back, drop him again. Hours of amusement. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  17. The new name of the Artist Formerly Known As Prince1. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  18. http://www.shankman.com/sealpt.html Welcome to hell, baby. Enjoy the ride. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  19. My apartment cats are lazy fuckers. They wouldn't know HOW to kill anything. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  20. It's called Can We Do That?! Outrageous PR Stunts and Why Your Company Needs Them. Wiley Publishing contacted me last year to write this, after seeing my Blog. Writing a book was one of those things I thought would be fun, and never thought about again, until they contacted me and were like, "here's a contract." I jumped up and down until I realized, "shit - I actually have to write a book now! How does one do that?" So I put myself on a plane to Tokyo, and wrote chapters 1-7 on the flight out, and 8-15 on the flight home. :) ADHD to the rescue AGAIN! _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  21. The copy editor my publisher hired for my book just sent me back all her edits - the ONLY thing in the ENTIRE book she took out was ONE reference - She toned it down a bit as to not offend. She made tons and tons of grammar and style changes, but didn't change the content or the references/phrases. Go her! She left all the rest of my offensive shit in!! :) So happy. Book comes out on Dec. 6. There will be a party. The bar will be free. Stay tuned. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  22. Good, cute, now-plague-ridden kitty... _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  23. Unfortunately, not this time. Next time, I'll definitely make it out to Sibson... At the airport, on my way back to JFK, as the Pet Shop Boys would sing.
  24. Some people go to London for work, and when they have a free moment, they go see the crown jewels. Or they go to Buckingham Palace and wave to the Queen. Some go to the London Eye, and some even go an explore the British Countryside. Me? I go to the Royal Science Museum with my friend Tammy, who couldn't believe that she researched a day's worth of sightseeing, and we went to the Museum and to Harrod's. (where we played a 35 minute game of Jenga in the Games department, and attracted a crowd. (She won, I dropped the stack on the 34th level. Her and I about to experience a 3-D iMax. :) _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
  25. My apartment isn't enough for you? Greedy wench. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."