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have a splendiforous birthday ;) "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

i told you not to shit on your glasses "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

http://flickr.com/photos/thekenz/ pictures ;) "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

you had an AWESOME weekend and you're stuck going back to reality... crazy good times were had in the windy city of xkeys saturday - go figure the first time i make it back to watch in a LONG ass time and there was a wind hold from the moment i got there until sunset,(they were able to do 2 loads) -it was ass nippy out drove around to 3 different places for food - got sushi - threw down some yummy hop beverage - had fires people falling off chairs - good times :) and then i went to my first renaissance fair yesterday - all i have to say is that it should be a requirement for all skydivers ... you get to drink GOOD beer - watch some jousting - throwing battle axes - you can sword fight - for the guys TONS of boobage definitely entertaining and crazy fun :) what did you guys do? "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

i'm really sorry to hear about your cat - anything happening to animals we love just plain sucks... i hope that she does not suffer.. i'll keep her in my prayers "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

i have the perfect solution for your issue... come pump some condoms - eat a good meal with a flamboyant waiter - drink some beers and end the night at johnny rockets :) cheer up charlie - before i have to start singing that horrible song from the movie all of that is the PERFECT cure for the wintertime blues! i know it's perfect - that's why i said it was perfect :) helloooooooooooooooo "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

i have the perfect solution for your issue... come pump some condoms - eat a good meal with a flamboyant waiter - drink some beers and end the night at johnny rockets :) cheer up charlie - before i have to start singing that horrible song from the movie "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

i dunno if i can say i specifically remember the LAST one that i cried at but bigfish did me in and so did the notebook - i cried in this one because it hit WAY close to home with my great aunt and her illness - and i went with my mom and my cousin (my great aunts daughter) and the three of us were sobbing so much so that i busted out laughing and then my cousin laughed my mom hid herself in her shirt because she was so embarrassed that we were laughing - the whole theater was filled with sniffles and my cousin and i were cackling uncontrollably - it was bad "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

here goes nothin... thanks suds, and viking - for endless laughs and daily entertainment thanks micro - for FINALLY getting drunk and sharing :) thanks jeiber - for my call from the runway - and for letting me kick your ass 3 times in a row thanks shortyj - for being an amazing friend and making my hair smell like pumpkin pie :) thanks walt - i know i say it all the time - but you're the best thanks lm - for doing a KILLER impression of me :) i am STILL laughing at that one thanks rocky, liz and kristi - for being the most supportive females ever thanks mcbeth - for being my hottest dance partner yet thanks frenchy - for alllll of the smiles from shanghai thanks sbs - for the greatest night of sushi EVER!!!!! and thanks to all you other crazies that i LOVE interacting with everyday - i'm sure i forgot some of you that specifically need thanks and i am sorry for that - but this is turning into an oscar speech or something and i can hear the musicians playing as my cue to shut the hell up "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

i used to do it quite frequently actually.. but i had to stop because my veins started collapsing in my arms and they told me in case i needed IV's or anything i should give them a break... i figured if i can live with whats left in my body after i donate and someone could really use it, why the hell not... the past two times i donated were for people i knew, which was nice... my cousin had major open heart surgery, so she got some of the whole stuff.. then my friend who had leukemia ended up getting some of my platlets, because the bank ran out - i happened to donate there right at that time and she ended up getting them it's great thing to do for people if you can.. and if you hate needles, just turn your head when they stick ya - otherwise it really doesnt hurt "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

in all seriousness - if your hiccups continue for much longer you should take yourself to the er - ***any doctors please correct me if i am wrong** but im pretty sure if you've been hiccuping for extended periods of time it could be caused by other problems... better to be safe than sorry hun i hope they go away "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

i'm gonna have to say i'd probably swallow it if i was in public... going along the lines of this one - do you tell people when they have stuff in their teeth, or boogies in their noses, or do you let them walk around looking like an ass? i have no problem being suddle about that stuff - cause god knows i would want someone to tell me if i had shit in my teeth "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/quiz/sickness/sickness.html "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

agreed. Ever dropped your toothbrush in the toilet? Thats time for a new toothbrush! There's also a good reason to have the toilet in it's own room within the bathroom. Every time you flush, tiny droplets float up and spread out in the bathroom and eventually settles on everything, including toothbrushes... You might not know it or taste it evidently, but you very well may be brushing your teeth with shit. according to the MythBusters - that is not true... they found that you can get more fecal matter on your toothbrush from not washing your hands than from the toliet flushing "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

happy birthday to one of the most pleasant dz.commers ever :) "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

there are a BUNCH of people i call my favorite - like my family - LOVE them i have been blessed though with some of the most amazing friends that never cease to bring a smile to my face... but my #1 favorite person to hang out with... my 3 year old goddaughter... oh dear god - that child melts my heart and makes me laugh my ASS off... the things that come out of her mouth just catch you totally off guard - she is just AWESOME "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

i totally outdid myself about 4 years ago - i was medusa - since then i was a newsboy, and lucille ball - and last year was the first time in my LIFE i didn't get dressed up ... i need a good come back costume "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

h ha hap happ happy happy b happy bi happy bir happy birt happy birth happy birthd happy birthda happy birthday!!!! "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

haha super funny assmonkey... i have two stories - but they are not about me - as i cannot remember any injuries i may have obtained while being ridiculously wasted (i am SURE they happened - but i don't remember) my friend greg is notorious for doing stupid shit while he's drunk - like eating bugs and stuff... one night he was at a wedding and saw a frog and decided to try and get it so that he could eat that - not paying attention he dove forward to try and catch the damn thing and went head first into a pillar on the porch then fell off - resulting in a black eye - and actually i think like 2 weeks ago he tried to be mr macho and did a handstand and face planted the ground - gotta love the mr cool drunk guy stunts... anyway my other story is about my aunt and uncle... my aunt got pretty tanked and couldnt walk anymore so my uncle decided to give her a piggyback ride back to the car - he ended up missing his footing coming off the sidewalk and dropped her - then landed on top of her - she broke her leg in four places knock on wood, i've been lucky so far - but you never know what the future entails "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

he probably goes through sensory overload - there are a lot of things going on visually and audibly and it probably excites him - don't worry - he'll be fine - and your reaction is fine - kids do things alllll the time that we should not laugh at but can't help it - my cousin's daughter used to hump this fire truck she had when she was about 14 months old - it was disturbing as all hell - but really funny to watch - especially after my cousin took her off and she ran over and jumped back on and SHE would laugh while on the truck "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

just got word it was not my friends building thank GOD but it was not far - i hope casualties were minimal "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

either way it's still creepy "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

"crash" by dave matthews - holy crap i couldn't STAND going to his shows watching all the couples wrap their arms around each other during this song... dave actually said at one show that it was about this guy that was obsessed with this girl and he would watch her through her window - and had all sorts of "naughty thoughts" about her - this is NOT a love song folks - "hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me" is not a very cassanova line "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

happy birrrrrrrrrrrthday toooooooooo youuuuuuuuuuuuu "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

oh my god i think i just threw up in my mouth a little "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me