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Ok fill me in, I have no clue what this is all about but it looks pretty damn cool. I'm going to be in Illinois Aug12th thru Aug22nd. I'm currently seeking my A license and hopefully am going to finish it in Aug at SDC. Would this be something I may want to attend and if I do can I do any jumps being a student??

You can be like Freddy Kruger!!!! with this group though it might be one of those short busses... ***Glory Favors the Bold***

Ok, this I don't understand?!? Well don't feel bad I was wondering myself what the hell was going on (no pun intended. seriously!) I ges I Don'ts reed as well as you cant spel ***Glory Favors the Bold***

That's only 24,000 serious sins!!! What are you going for Mother Teresa or something? It's a free jump after 15, and only if you commit a sin with the proprietor (that would be me by the way) I'm a bad bad man. Though shall not lust after Kelel01

I'm offering $15 dollar jumps out of my handbasket...preregistration begins after you complete your first condeming sin ***Glory Favors the Bold***

Is there room in your handbasket?? If not I ordered an x-tra large one for me and some friends!!! your more than welcome to join us

Nice!!! way to go!!! hope I'm not far behind you... I should be done in Aug.

sending vibes from Dallas... Keep fighting and never give up. Miracles Can and WILL happen!!! ***Glory Favors the Bold***

Well that sucks I bet you packed my rig!! If you were doing any student rigs? Wait.... Did you go to the Tiki Hut Sat night... ***Glory Favors the Bold***

It's not nice to stick you tounge out young lady!!! I asked some people if sushine was working and they said your weren't there last weekend... Oh well I'm coming back up there Aug 12th thru Aug 21st I'm sure I'll run into you then... Did you here about that little maylay Sat. night???? ***Glory Favors the Bold***

MMMMMM Tequila DROOL DROOL DROOL ***Glory Favors the Bold***

Here's another one for ya!!!! > >>The Kitchen Bitch > >>> > >>>A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son > >>>playing > >>>with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train > >>stop > >>>and > >>> her son saying,,,,,, > >>> > >>>"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause > >> > >> > >>>this > >>>is the last stop!!!!!! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting > >>>on, > >>>get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks." > >>> > >>>The horrified mother went in and told her son,,,,,,,,,,,,, > >>> > >>>"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go > >> > >> > >>>to > >>>your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, > >>>you > >>>may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." > >>> > >>>Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing > >>>with > >>>his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son > >>>say,,,,,,,,, > >>> > >>>"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your > >>>trip > >>>was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." > >>> > >>>She heard her little darling continue... > >>> > >>>"For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the > >>>train, > >>>We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." > >>> > >>>As the mother began to smile, the child added,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, > >>> > >>>"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please > >>>see > >>>the bitch in the kitchen....". > >> ***Glory Favors the Bold***

I love my dog and would marry him if he was female and human ***Glory Favors the Bold***

I think I gotta + my 2cnts. I think that all the nice girls found that they were getting walked on by asshole guys--- so they decided to become more like guys and go out for a good time--- which in turn, guys got all pissed off because the girls weren't doting over them and decided they were bitches... When really all the "nice girls" just became more like guys in there aloof attitude towards men and guys don't like it....Just a thought ... But I also see good friends that are way to nice and get trampled on by worthless cunts (pardon my language) but they are!!! or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass

A little long but funny A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if shewould sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God!I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?! !?!?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes...Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars.............. but Realistically,......... we're living with two Sluts and a Queer. ***Glory Favors the Bold***

I was wondering if anybody would catch that. I guess the eye see's all!!! Ya! he's my hound from hell a 10 pound chiwawa!!! No really he is a 100 Lb Shepherd... the biggest Teddy Bear if you know him. But if your a stuffed bear RUUUNNNNN ***Glory Favors the Bold***

Looks like our dogs might be related... that bear I had found it's way into Natas's mouth somehow ***Glory Favors the Bold***

It does if you want to have sex before you eat them ***Glory Favors the Bold***

[ I was dating this older woman at one point and she bought me a stuffed bear in a karate suit that was holding a heart that said I love you I should have run then but I got a great trip out of the deal and certified to Scuba dive Forget the bear or flowers. I like the edible undies idea that will show her that you have class ***Glory Favors the Bold***

So you say, you told me you had time to corrupt me last weekend and you were nowhere to be found!!! I was lost My only entertainment at 3:30 in the morning was to watch some buffoons stab each other. ***Glory Favors the Bold***

I think a singing telegram would be the way to go. ***Glory Favors the Bold***

Guess I'm in the minority here!!! But seriously there just looking for food they were here before us...I feed one out of my hand one and it wasn't vicious at all. It was really gentle and I pulled my hand away cause it grabbed my hand really quick then the next time it reach out it went really slow. I guess I've never really had to deal with them getting into my garbage or house. But I would like it if I had a family af Raccoons in my attic... ***Glory Favors the Bold***

Maybe offer neck massages, or have one of those little foot vibrators while they are sitting in the chair

What kind of sick individual would hate a raccoon!! they are cool little creatures. anyone that hates Raccoons should go to the box and feel shame.... ***Glory Favors the Bold***

True I didn't think about the no yard thing!!! Plus naperville is a little far from Chicago but some crazy people make the drive. I think Arlington Heights would be a good bet easy access to 90 and 53. The areas nice, the yards are large and good party places around the area too. I lived off Golf and Arlington Heights RD. [/url]http://www.chicagotribune.com/classified/realestate/renting/[url] Damn I need to know how to make things clicky>>> Help anyone??? ***Glory Favors the Bold***