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Have a question for you all. There was a post a few months back that had some pics that were all doctored up to be a joke. One was a drunk squirrel with a liquor bottle in hand and a cigarette in mouth, another was a deer hunter in a tree stand with a deer clinging to the tree a few feet above his head. there were more like this. I was wondering if any of you remembered the post and its title. CSA #699 Muff #3804

TequilaGirl- I'm looking to be at spaceland next july for the cancer survivors boogie you'll have to show me the area. while your at it you can join me and freebird for a sit fly. CSA #699 Muff #3804

I've got to get up that way sometime . I'm in the Tri -cities. I've been meaning to get up to kapowsin and take the coaches course. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Kinda sounds like the DZO at my second home DZ who ripped a toe off at the Lost Prarie Boogie in Montana a couple months back. It was a pops jump and he tried to make the DZ on a down wind landing in sandles. He hit hard after catching a foot a rock. CSA #699 Muff #3804

ah yes I grew up in generation X now it's generation couch potato CSA #699 Muff #3804

If your doing a solo sit just exit the plane last and give yourself plenty of time between you and the group before you. This way if you do cork its not a problem going back to belly and starting over. This is what I did and still do if going solo just in case I do cork. CSA #699 Muff #3804

we had a few years back a man all alone on the river who had a beer bottle smash his cooler. He was in the middle of the river and way out of throwing range from the cliffs lining the river. The only explanation he had was that a plane had flown over a few moments before. It must have been thrown from the plane. CSA #699 Muff #3804

well said zennie CSA #699 Muff #3804

I've gotten the same thing forget about what they say because one of these days they too will have an off DZ landing. I myself have had 3 in the last 100 jumps only due to high winds and bad spots. one of those being my own spot. CSA #699 Muff #3804

good luck and I hope you get it. I had trouble at first then one jump I hit it and it has been a cake walk since. CSA #699 Muff #3804

keep working at it. I'm planning on attending the second annual cancer survivors boogie at Spaceland next summer. We'll have to get together and make a jump. CSA #699 Muff #3804

She's from COLUMBIA Think about it. She probable has some connections and you can get all the good columbian D&*$s you want and maybe at a cheaper price. I used to date a girl from Bogata (sp) back In NC @ Fort Bragg. She looked GOOD

Once you get it down you should try launching in a sit together. Just interlock your knees together and hold it as tight as a morman girl at the prom. Then release when stable. Its kinda fun when you loose your grip and the other jumper has you by the ankle between the knees causing you to be on your back.u CSA #699 Muff #3804

Sounds like my first few atemps. I don't know how you get into position, but I find bringing my knees forward as it to start a back flip and as I start to rotate up bring my arms back and look at the horizon. Then relax and enjoy the ride. I find RW in a sit more exciting than a RW at belly. CSA #699 Muff #3804

You know I never thought about that before, but it does sound fun for that last jump/ hit and chug of the day. CSA #699 Muff #3804

Did you hit it right or was it more of a lazy boy sit? I did my first free flies this weekend and you know something. I don't see what all the fuss is about. I'm a sit fly man and proud of it.

jdhill- nice web site

thats what WUFFOS are for. If they cant do it the security cameras can. CSA #699 Muff #3804

I had a dude that came into the casino where I deal cards at and we got a talking and one thing led to a another and Britney Spears was brought up. He said that she was his cousin and that they had grown up together. I'm thinking ok dude your cut off no more drinks for you. He even said she has a bad rep. but that she is a head case who has to have all the attention. CSA #699 Muff #3804

I have never jumped a sabre myself but I do like the ride of my civic EX

I would think that most jumpers do at least 1 practice pull before every exit. Another thing you would think he would have noticed moving around in the plane would have been easier without the harness strapped around his body. CSA #699 Muff #3804

We had a similar F*#@ at Fort Bragg where I was stationed who named himself Mickey in the log books. I even had a buddy of mine on a jump who against regs looked at his log for the last packers name and it said Mickey. Back around 97- 2000' when I was there this was just getting resolved and the F*#@ was imprisoned. I was doing a night jump and for sum reason they had us gearing up out in the flight line where there wasn't a lot of light. So it was hard to really inspect your equipment with such little light. Well it just so happened a Jump Master from my Company was inspecting a soldiers' static line and everything looked good to him but, "something inside didn't feel right about it," he later said. Upon closer inspection with a flashlight the static line had been partially cut on the back side and put back in such a manner that it was almost impossible to have detected during the inspection. The cut was placed in the right place as to be covered by the retainer bands that stow the static line. An investigation was done and it was determined if the soldier had jumped that rig the static line would have snapped from all the weight causing a complete mal. At an exit altitude of 800 agl it quite possibly could have killed him. After hearing of this even before the jump many of us where almost going to be jump refusal until our gear could be inspected in better light. CSA #699 Muff #3804

And I will be the second the beer is on skybytch for thinking of this post. I'm Scott 24 and been with 4 almost lovely ladies and I'm desperate to get me a new piece of ass. I haven't had sex since may of last year. Is that enough info for you all? CSA #699 Muff #3804

I've thought of going active again just to try out for the Golden Knights. CSA #699 Muff #3804

you going to pay for my time off work and plain ticket there. I can get the beer CSA #699 Muff #3804