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  1. only after I shave them CSA #699 Muff #3804
  2. homer

    happy hour???

    what is IE? CSA #699 Muff #3804
  3. homer

    happy hour???

    what is java and how do I activate it? CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    Naked skydiving

    Can you talk to my DZO I told him saturday we needed more female students so we could do a naked jump. He said not at my DZ you do you can find somewhere else to jump. He seems to think I would land off the DZ and in town creating a problem with the city. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  5. I actually was going to do a tandem but there was a mid air head on collision under canopy on the load before my jump. It was some scary shit with Rick burning in from around 200'. After the ambulance left I of course wasn't doing my tandem because they closed the DZ so I said see you next friday for the static line course. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    happy hour???

    How do I do that. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  7. homer

    happy hour???

    Do I have to download anything to get into the chat room all I get is a blank gray screen with a couple of smiling faces CSA #699 Muff #3804
  8. How did I learn to fall from an airplane? I learned the hard way with a 34' round and a belly mount reserve from 800' agl. Can you say PARATROOPER go 82nd CSA #699 Muff #3804
  9. I had 64 my first year and have had 42 in the last 3 months. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  10. I masturbate to kill the time CSA #699 Muff #3804
  11. Yeah what's up with the hair dew. You look like Doc Brown from "back to the future." CSA #699 Muff #3804
  12. Thats more than me. I only get one if I PM someone first or I have really pissed someone off or said something I was getting warned for. I'm feeling no love here CSA #699 Muff #3804
  13. had a friend of mine have a preme on a sit at 9k. it spanked the shit out of her. Damb and on a head down that had to of hurt. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    test comming up

    E=MC2 no pressure it's all going to be all right. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  15. If I were to win the lotto I would start off by buying a brand spanking new rig and canopy. I would give some to my family and church, buy a new car and invest the rest of it. I may take a trip to old Mexico and get drunk on some very old tequila. While a get a lot of suckey suckey from a local seniorita. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    Babies

    Sorry to hear this or is there more to the story that I don't know about? I know a good lawyer if you need one. In fact he graduated from TSU there in Houston. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    JFTC day two

    Saw you @ www.perriscam.com in the daily photo section. I must say you do look good in pink and Damb those jump suits are bright pink. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  18. I do know a thing or two about pokiman if you want to talk about them. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  19. homer

    Auto Insurance

    Who do you have? CSA #699 Muff #3804
  20. SNOWBOARDING SUCKS ASS SKIERS RULE CSA #699 Muff #3804
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    Weekend Numbers

    Not enough I had to leave early for work. Thanks for reminding me 2: 2 with hand: 0 CSA #699 Muff #3804
  22. So you mooch from others now do ya. Well you can't have any of mine. CSA #699 Muff #3804