Zennie

Yeah I'm having a Yin day. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

In before the lock.... - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Everyone & everything. OK well technically not everyone & everything, but I wanted to make sure I didn't miss something/someone that I do hate. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Especially when you have to put your hands on your hips and slowly bennnnnnnnnd forward. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Yep. Ramon & I do Ashtanga yoga. Hardcore stuff. And if your limbs don't feel like they're about to fall off your body you aren't trying hard enough. I've been out of the yoga loop for a couple of weeks for various reasons and I need to get back into it. Personally, I think Ashtanga is one of the best all-around workouts you can do. You WILL increase your strength (all-around, not just in one area). You gain flexibility and you'll get a really good aerobic workout. And yeah, in a strange way, despite all that, you're totally relaxed at the end of it. I don't have any Ashtanga tapes, but there are a couple of books that are good if you're interested. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Vaguely. IIRC (and my recollection is VERY hazy), I think I also called up AggieDave. Great show though! - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Yeah I got one too. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

460 has opened the same object twice. He opened an A when it was first built. It was taken down, rebuilt and he opened it again. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

So I'm sitting here doing a little surfing and all of a sudden I hear this muffled "rff rff rff rff" coming from the corner. I look over and our dog is sleep barking. Never seen that one before. Anyone had animals that sleep bark/walk? - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Mas vibes! Heal quickly! - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Level 2 is for pussies (pun very much intended). Heretics unite! - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

I found a nice set of maximum heat index forecast maps. Looks like 160 may be a little high (I just plugged the numbers into an online calculator), but we're looking at 105 tomorrow and it's been noticeably cooling off around here lately. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

From about mid-June to mid-September it's 90-95 degrees pretty much every day. We get a few days where it gets up to 103-105. Considering that we have relative humidity values of around 75%, that results in heat indexes over 160. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

I'm thinking both. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

U.S Bedtime story... Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction. Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction. A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them. Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq? A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections. Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we? A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election. Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction? A: To use them in a war, silly. Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them? A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves. Q: That doesn't make sense. Why would they choose to die if they had all those big weapons with which they could have fought back? A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense. Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did. A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway. Q: And what was that? A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country. Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country? A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people. Q: Kind of like what they do in China? A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer. Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people? A: Right. Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured? A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured. Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China? A: I told you, China is different. Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq? A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist. Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad? A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad. Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad? A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured. Q: Like in Iraq? A: Exactly. Q: And like in China, too? A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not. Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor? A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us. Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists? A: Don't be a smart-ass. Q: I didn't think I was being one. A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba. Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement? A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway. Q: What's a military coup? A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States. Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup? A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend. Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate? A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate. Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader? A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan. Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan? A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th. Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th? A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men - fifteen of them Saudi Arabians - hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings, killing over 3,000 Americans. Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that? A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban. Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands? A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too. Q: Didn't the Bush administration give the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001? A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs. Q: Fighting drugs? A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies. Q: How did they do such a good job? A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off. Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people?s heads and hands off for other reasons? A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread. Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia? A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply. Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public, too? A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body covering. Q: What's the difference? A: The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers. Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different name. A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends. Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia. A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan. Q: Who trained them? A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden. Q: Was he from Afghanistan? A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man. Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once. A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s. Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire Ronald Reagan talked about? A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or thereabouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now. Q: So the Soviets... I mean, the Russians, are now our friends? A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraq either. Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too? A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast. Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do? A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade. Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s? A: Well, yeah. For a while. Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then? A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily. Q: Why did that make him our friend? A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy. Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds? A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend. Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend? A: Most of the time, yes. Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy? A: Sometimes that's true, too. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all the better. Q: Why? A: Because war is good for the economy, which means war is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is a godless unAmerican Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq? Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right? A: Yes. Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq? A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do. Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night. Q: Good night, Daddy. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Avoid eyebrow rings for similar reasons. A good solid punch will get blood going right into the person's eyes. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Damn! Beat me to it! That's why I voted "scary". AAAAaaaahhhhhhhhh-CHOOO!!! ***ZING*** - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Ummm, if that A is as the name implies, I believe that's ours. Unless there are TWO such named As in the US. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Doesn't bother me. I've been listening to a lot of Evanescence lately. "Tourniquet" is probably one of the best overtly Christian songs I've heard in a while. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

I know it sounds fucked up, but I've watched a few movies where there was some really cool thrash going on in the background and someone said it was a Norwegian band. This has happened a couple of times so I'm curious to check the scene out. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Not to mentions some moron would probably take you for a terrorist. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Any suggestions on some good new edgy bands out there? I'm getting really bored with what I'm hearing on the radio these days. I've heard a few people say that there are some good Norwegian Death Metal bands out there. Sounds interesting & different. Any suggestions? - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

Heh, per my answer in the other thread.... nope. Wouldn't change. For similar reasons you give. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

IIRC that was the lame excuse his employer gave, but he was getting his work done. It had been in the works for some time. Glad he found something better.

Can anyone say "Milli Vanilli"? Christ they couldn't even sing! - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon