Misternatural

Just saw the finale tonight- Quality television. Sometimes I would check in once in a while just to laugh my ass off. Especially the episode where Brett had a private token operated plexyglass porno booth where the girls stripped in...... I thought - now THIS is some funny shit. The production company for the show is called Mindless Entertainment BWAHHHH What a world we live in! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

This Haiku is brought to us by the makers of K-Y warming gel. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Wow I should cut back on the ganja, I really need to dry out. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Man, for the last fuckin' time Cheech- I said Dave's not here!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Check back tomorrow, I think I'm more of a Tuesday person. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

The friggin add for this bong said "take a magic carpet ride"- not turn into a magic carpet!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

#3 about animals is funny, In college a few of us were sitting outside this full classroom and two dogs walked up and started having a "mingling of the loins" We were so amused we started shouting "check it out, they're fucking, they're fucking!" not knowing that the classroom window was open. The professor calmly closed the window, and pulled down the shades. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Yes, I studied with Zappa, we learned that the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe...also that titties go with beer. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

You can't read the Matrix.... I just see blond, brunette, redhead... Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Hope you had a whole day of snowboarding, poker, golf, and flying.

There's a Bogey on your six- I mean a Mig on your tail- Eject! Eject! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

look a reticulated sparrow, at 12000 feet! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I'm living in my own private Idaho, which is way over there. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Bear Whiz Beer- Ever since the commercial with a bear pissing in a stream;"Its in the water son, thats why it's yellow"-I am wary of beers with any animals on the label. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

HA HAAA! I CAN FLY!!- I CAN FLaaa- ohh SHIIIIIT! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>I mostly fight for the guy standing, or ducking, next to me. Like this fine individual did. He was honored appropriately for it. Your honor, duty and dedications to your fellow soldiers is no doubt great and respectable. You lay down your lives following orders. It is an awesome power and responsibility that your CO's and overseeing politicians have to make sure that your efforts are wisely put into practice. You protect us. But WE are supposed to protect you from being squandered on the front lines, since you as soldiers cannot protest the actions of politicians. We as activists failed. We Democrats failed,Clinton failed,Kerry failed. Blinded by the events of 911 and the subsequent testosterone rush to let the UN inspectors finish their job, To scrutinize and discredit the intelligence that Colin Powell reluctantly sold to the UN and the American public. To allow Rumsfeld, Cheney, and Wolfowitz to bully the American public into a patriotic frenzy- with Capitan Bush pounding on the drum. We could have nipped this in the bud but we didn't, now we see the result. it's a tough lesson. Water under the bridge, now we have what is essentially a desperate colony of the U.S.in the Middle east to support- on top of our own domestic problems. We now have no choice but to make it right. Hopefully our economy and infrastructure can deal with this mistake for the long haul. As i have always said this is going to be at least a 15 year effort. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>a cluster fuck of wires BWAHH I can use that one next time I do a home inspection. You know, a man cave should be a maze of wires, pipes, and duct work, not to mention having a working boiler or a least a hot water heater and a sump pump in plain view. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Think I can have this mark buffed out with some turtle wax? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

don't be fooled, under this tough shell I'm really Super Duper Fabulouth! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Um, does anyone have any sunscreen? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

It took 8433 tries but the new Superwoman is invisible. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Frikkin hilarious-They film it in Canada which has more of a relaxed society with fewer lawsuits so they can get away stuff like interviewing women on the street and having the camera obviously zooming in on their boobs. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Damn it, it's our duty as Americans to buy as much beer as possible to support those struggling breweries. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Well thanks for the response but you do realize who you are talking to: "some dipshits think that cartoon characters are real, and that their liberal, hand wringing, limp wristed, lisping, delusional, bomb throwing, and protesting, is in fact some sort of badge of honor, in their representation of themselves." WS Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Some people die with honors and accolades for their deeds, most just die. Some die fighting lung cancer, some die fighting an enemy. Facing death is the one thing we all have in common. But I see your point in that it is rare for an individual to sacrifice themselves for the lives of others. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415