Misternatural
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I spend most of the time trying to drive the speed limit and watching out for pedestrians and UFOs However a bunch of us were on a long trip one day and the dude driving kept swerving around while fooling with the gps and pointing out all of its features like it was some kind of freekin auto pilot when I said "Will you quit messing with that Goddam GPS and watch the road or that thing is going to direct us to the scene of the crash!!" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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ok I'll be serious for once today since the Dow is taking a short dive, Anyway It would seem to me that a layoff is a very risky thing these days as companies will be looking to cut costs in this new economy for the time being. That said the company may discover that they can do without you during your leave and you may get a permanent pink slip as a result. I vote make them fire you instead. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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no no, THIS is the serious question. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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You know those holiday tree lights, take the bulbs out and plug it into a non GFI outlet, run the string outside where the cats are pissing......Shock of their life, and very funny- get footage on You Tube for us oh and keep an electrical fire extinguisher handy just in case. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>>Eddie Bauer BABY STROLLER nice! Is that the camo four wheel drive rig with the cup holders, winch, brush guards, and CB radio? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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that sucks yep start taking pictures of everything.....It's a job for Judge Judy. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>I'm just going to wait until the patent application is approved Screw the patent office, fucking glacial bureaucracy - when this baby hits the streets it's going to be a brand new day man.... a brand new day for everyone! my god we ARE geeks. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>>I built a matter-energy-matter transporter in my garage +1 did you use a Flux capacitor, or a fusion decoupler? I hooked one of those up to my rototiller last year- damn rocky soil....what a timesaver. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>>PM more withour getting to specific online... What the fuck are you in a nuclear submarine?
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>Thats ok.. I can do kinky I know, I have read your work- Outstanding! I'll have my people contact your people. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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The Official 2009 Anti-Valentine's Day Thread
Misternatural replied to wildfan75's topic in The Bonfire
I'm going to spend the day discussing kinky scenarios with women on the internet. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 -
There back off point. yeah well I've got a kinky scenario for ya then. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>>Yup.. all that touching and stuff..... very "kinky" kinda like football Bwahahah now you've gone too far,must we desecrate football? oh ruler of sexual fantasy island. and Kimber pieces are wicked nice! there, back on point. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>>You called me FUNKS around here thats an honor. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>She's not Funks damn, Carry on with the fuckery then sir....it's just as entertaining
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I do this too, it is fun... except I like to find a backstop hill out in the woods, make sure it's safe to shoot and pick out a number of dead trees, pop out from behind a log or tree with my AK or custom carry 92 and plink away- see we're not all that different- just some are kinkyer than others. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>we could set up some scenarios and drills? That would be a lot of fun! BWAhahah Gun people are kinky. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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that makes much more sense Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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oh shucks, I thought you were looking for a screen for your bong. -not that I would know anything about that. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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Now Spence, you know you can't be angry on your birthday......or can you be extra angry....I forget how that goes Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>What, you think Christmas is coming early this year or something? OK either you're really Funks or you didn't read the bonfire rules which clearly state in paragraph 23 section C: "Any drunken group of women who give each other brazilian waxes must post footage of said fuckery for all bonfire personnel to carefully inspect and jeer at." Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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yeah-what you said, AND: >The last fantastic idea my friends and I had while drinking resulted in brazilian waxes! How did that slip past? we're going to need to see the results of that for verification purposes. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>>It would be more appropriate to ban them from engaging in dangerous activities in bars. Whenever somebody REALLY f%^*s up around here, we call the situation a "Plaxico Burris". Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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Well, they were making a point of it at the Pro bowl and I even remember them playing that Chesney "I went skydiving" tune during one of the highlights of Fitzgerald during a game. - the dude sure does know how to get air when the ball is up for grabs. >don't professional athletes have clauses in their contracts that bar them from engaging in dangerous activities? now thats irony Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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Bills with my name on the envelope....I just send them back unopened. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415