Misternatural
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>Does anybody remember the red jumpsuit that Nancy LaRiviere (sp?) from Jumpshack wore in an ad a while back? Fuck that gave me a woody every time. Dude- you mean the red rubber suit that is like painted on?? YOWZAH!!! That's featured in the Survival 5 DVD, I'm watching that later for skydiving currency review purposes. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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tales of hairy sinks and ill fitting bras
Misternatural replied to Misternatural's topic in The Bonfire
>the female mind is just as unbearably Dirty and Randy as any mans. Perhaps not quite as often, with some exceptions. Indeed those exceptions are WELL documented *Cough- mcswervey, *cough- DD,*hack- luvtoo.. *aach, sorry- does anybody have a Riccola. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 -
Well, I was on this hike up in Glacier park on a remote trail by a nice pond and My Gf and I decided to have a mingling of the loins trailside. ....of course just when we were in the middle of the boogaloo this woman walked up to us around this blind corner and even though we were mortified...I had a brief conversation with this gal about campsites, I mean what else was I supposed to do? it's not like we were secretly hiding in the underbrush. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>awww.. Im sorry... i've never had much luck with that either... always seem to attract the psycho's.... I'ts all in the screening......It has definitely paid off in the past, some very memorable freakydeaky times were had thanks to the internet- smutskateers would be proud lately not so much Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>>in a way, that almost makes it worth it... You say that now..... My week of brilliant internet dating plans didn't exactly pan out either-- if that makes you feel better. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>"hands down there" is the only action I have had at all lately.... so sorry well look at it this way, at least you don't have to deal with a hairy sink. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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tales of hairy sinks and ill fitting bras
Misternatural replied to Misternatural's topic in The Bonfire
Well, I learned a lot here over the years- these forums have been very educational in our quest to understand women... Things like their relationship with "BOB" Deal breaking bathroom sink hair shavings Infuriating bras that don't fit right. What else have we learned about this fascinating creature? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 -
I take it you had a "hands down" (there) weekend? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>>If I wasn't where I am currently am... my hands would be providing me some much needed relief... hehe hang on.... it's almost quittin' time Have a good weekend (morning) everybody
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>>>Morning sex is hands down..... hands down where? enquiring minds want to know. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>> I really need it for my special cupcakes. Thank you so much! How YOU doin' BWAHAHAHHAHAA Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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WAAAHHHhhhh Leave Paris alone!!! -or was that Brittany Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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well I'm glad you had the good judgement not to post info about the Grand Canyon Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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Who do you want to cock-slap or boob-slap YOU in the face?
Misternatural replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
let me be the first to say BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 -
Put it this way.... it's a good thing for the Mayan calendar It has a measure called the "long count". Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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Sheeeeeit- Now that's old school my bruthah!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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Giuseppemariacorazondelahoyacarnivaljosemartinezdelacruz. or Sparky for short. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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"How to loose friends and alienate people." "Crocodile hunter" "Jackass" "Outsourced" "The Banger Sisters" and if I get caught.... "The longest yard" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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nice horns
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>He is better known for his broadcasting style and for the Madden video game. And credited with the six legged turducken- as seen during Thanksgiving games. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>You guys are one boobie or ass thread away from total dedlum.... Thats because most of us are "insufferable crotch pheasants" -Heard that one on Family Guy last night. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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but it makes us happy
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Good with motors, and boats.......and Motorboating Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>Why change? Why? >Some choose to have lives that are a bit more fulfilling than trying to spend it with a needledick. See- this is EXACTLY the perennial argument that goes on all over the world every day. Women will never admit that the tiger that can't be tamed is lovable and fun. They just enjoy complaining about you and your infuriating behaviors to their friends- and the needledick comment is usually thrown in for good measure- seasoned partners know it's to little effect though hehe. Like I said most women like a challenging project to work on but when the project is done and the creature is tamed they are somehow not happy and want to move on to the next one. -and the world goes round and round. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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>Some of the most brilliant people that have ever been have had a form of ADD Bewahahaa Unfortunately most women disagree- Any man who thinks a motorized barstool would be a good thing to spend money on to ride around on like a 7 year old is not considered brilliant. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415