Misternatural

>Odd that you come so close to describing me... Thats because most of us are exasperating goofballs to the women we live with, just about every TV sitcom is based on that plot. This is a condition of the modern world..The hardships for most American men to survive have been reduced to the point where we can have diversions like skydiving and sports and getting hammered or laid every once in a while-to take the place of actually getting out in the wilderness to hunt and fight off predatory beasts and neighboring tribes. The way I figure- it is biological; Women have the ability to bear children- thats a huge burden and responsibility so they don't want some goofball who does not pay attention to them and is constantly distracted by titties and beer-they want a guy who will be 100% committed to the deal because that insures survival of the offspring. As was said before the asshole is the more confident and seemingly virile leader type...better for sturdy genetic stock but not the most caring individual to say the least. Also ever wonder why on internet dating sites they all want a guy who is taller than 5'7"? Again seemingly better to compete and survive. but not necessarily so- it all leads back to primitive needs. So many women seeking hetero relationships essentially want to mate with an overbearing asshole who earns a big phat income. But most of them end up with the exasperating goofball. Because although sometimes it's infuriating to be in the same room with us- we are definitely more fun

>>Hay that's me to a T! But I call my self cocky funny! I will flirt with any good looking girl I see. Why.....because I love the hunt! I love the chase! I love how they blush, how they giggle, I love to see their bitch shields fall and their heads tilt....I love stealing the power of the pussy. And my favorite....I love walking away. well when you're living with them just try to get through the day without getting cracked over the head with a cast iron widget, because- see that causes more ADD, and forgetfulness which results in more infuriating gibberish exiting the brain....Ever notice that sometimes what you say to them can be fucking hilarious one day and on another the same sort of joking they become like a cat that's been sprayed with a hose? Meh, everyday is an adventure living with a woman and it's too difficult to decipher so I just wear a helmet and say whatever my mind cranks out at the moment and hope for the best..Also they seem to remember EVERYTHING you said in the last 5 years... astounding - I'm lucky If I remember what they said five minutes ago. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

There's another type of dude- The Exasperating Goofball The exasperating goofball is funny most of the time, other times women just want to crack his skull with a cast iron cooking tool- but he makes you laugh when you least expect it, and thats good. Unfortunately this type has severe ADD and can't seem to listen to anything serious for more than 3 minutes let alone your feelings. He has lots of fun hobbies and gear, likes sports and joking around with friends both yours and his, you have fun when he's nearby-faithful, but dangerously flirty with your friends. Most women think of him as a good and challenging "project" that they can work on to settle down with and straighten out and they'll stick with this dude after yeeeaaars of trying to reason with this character before realizing that there is a problem....he is an EXASPERATING GOOFBALL Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

What about beer popsicles... would the carbonation be retained in a quick freeze? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>They are sasquatch tracks!!! No- it's the Easter Bunny but more pissed and horny as normal before Easter. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Not for you man.... you'll be riding it out the plane door every chance you get. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>It's the ultimate egomaniacal vehicle. Bwahaha you mean like this motorized barstool? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Lizards, the first one is some kind of a gecko-note the alternate cadence of it's steps- It's just eaten a meal of crickets at its favorite haunt and it is making a beeline for a hiding place to crash for the day after sensing the two larger iguanas following its trail, they are clearly drunk on fermented agave leaves and are just out messing with the geckos mind, no intention of actually kicking its ass just carousing the strip looking for peyote buttons and talking about fucking and sports.... as usual. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

You know, at my DZ there's a beer list- and I think getting published in Parachutist is on there. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Yeah man but you got enough props for one day Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

My setup is not doing the pic justice, anyone else got one to upload? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

So I was browsing thru the April Parachutist- then on page 18......hey that dude's a Deazzycommer!! props Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Well Billy at least I won't be the first one to be strangled with an ass hair sweater. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

BWAHAHAHAHA WTF?? What a marrooon.... Raccoons are fuggin NASTY when provolked not to be handled even with welders gloves. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Did someone say biodiesel? Been running my own home made brew in a JD tractor for a few years now...no problems. Some engines and fuel systems can tolerate the corrosive effects of the solvent component much better than others, but for a little education on the subject-Here's a short explanation from Biodieselnow.org: Sometimes folks ask a simple question: "What is biodiesel?". Biodiesel is a vegetable oil-based fuel that runs in unmodified diesel engines - cars, buses, trucks, construction equipment, boats, generators, and oil home heating units. Biodiesel is usually made from soy or canola oil, and can also be made from recycled fryer oil (yes, from McDonalds or your local Chinese restaurant) or any other vegetable oil or animal tallow. You can blend biodiesel with regular diesel or run 100% biodiesel. You can blend your percentages of biodiesel-to-diesel fuel at any ratio, at any time. This means you can be running b100 (100% biodiesel), get down to a quarter tank and add regular petroluem diesel and essentially be running b25 (25% biodiesel), then get down to near empty and add straight petroleum, straight biodiesel, or any percentage in between. What are the benefits? 1) National security. Since biodiesel is made domestically, biodiesel reduces our dependence on foreign oil. That's good. 2) National economy. Using biodiesel keeps our fuel buying dollars at home instead of sending it to foreign countries. This reduces our trade deficit and creates jobs. 3) It's sustainable & non-toxic. Face it, we're going to run out of oil eventually. Biodiesel is 100% renewable... we'll never run out of biodiesel. And if biodiesel gets into your water supply, there's no problem - it's just modified veggie oil! Heck, you can drink biodiesel if you so desire, but it tastes nasty (trust us). (Learn more) 4) Emissions. Biodiesel is nearly carbon-neutral, meaning it contributes almost zero emissions to global warming! Biodiesel also dramatically reduces other emissions fairly dramatically. We like clean air, how about you? Plus, the exhaust smells like popcorn or french fries! (Learn more) 5) Engine life. Studies have shown biodiesel reduces engine wear by as much as one half, primarily because biodiesel provides excellent lubricity. Even a 2% biodiesel/98% diesel blend will help. (Learn more) 6) Drivability. We have yet to meet anyone who doesn't notice an immediate smoothing of the engine with biodiesel. Biodiesel just runs quieter, and produces less smoke. Are there any negatives? Of course. There is no perfect fuel. 1) Primarily that biodiesel is not readily available in much of the nation, YET (click here for a map of locations), although availability has jumped considerably in the last five years. Commercial consumption of biodiesel jumped from 500,000 gallons in 2000 to 15 million gallons in 2001 to 75 million gallons in 2006. And there's no measure how much home-produced biodiesel there is. 2) Biodiesel will clean your injectors and fuel lines. If you have an old diesel vehicle, there's a chance that your first few tanks of biodiesel could free up all the accumulated crud and clog your fuel filter. But this is a GOOD thing... think of it as kicking up dust around the house when you clean. 3) Biodiesel has a higher gel point. B100 (100% biodiesel) gets slushy a little under 32°F. But B20 (20% biodiesel, 80% regular diesel - more commonly available than B100) has a gel point of -15°F. Like regular diesel, the gel point can be lowered further with additives such as kerosene (blended into winter diesel in cold-weather areas). 4) Old vehicles (older than mid-90s) might require upgrades of fuel lines (a cheap, easy upgrade), as biodiesel can eat through certain types of rubber. Almost all new vehicles should have no problem with biodiesel. 5) Finally, the one emission that goes up with biodiesel is NOx. NOx contributes to smog. We feel that a slight increase (up to 15%) in NOx is greatly offset by the reduction in all other emissions and the major reduction in greenhouse gasses. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>I told my girlfriend that I had been seeing someone else-at her family Thanksgiving dinner. Seeing someone else at the same dinner?? man-you got some nerve!! a little footsie under the table or what? Was the table cloth bobbing up and down? cuz thats a dead givaway Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Wait ,I found the perfect gift in the DZ.com add section http://adtuition.com/redirect/redirect?product_id=1860895&publisher_ad_unit_id=91&ad_impression_uuid=2706c360-04e7-012c-9708-123139018131&sig=baca62e11f257b6618585b4a6d7a916af223673b Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Happy birthday Amazon... I would say Bday but that sounds to much like bidet- the French word for that fancy plumbing fixture, anyway, I digress you can have either that special slap or a sweater I made for ya. Your choice, ENJOY- you outspoken mistress of the sky you! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>Cabana Boys..... Who you callin' a boy. Got enough hair on my ass to knit you a sweater- And what women doesn't want an ass hair sweater for her birthday! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

sorry man- Bill cracks me up...his humor is so dry no plant could survive. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>I was looking forward to planting some bergoinas in my yard this year. Now, not so much. Bwahahahaha Plant some fuckin daisy's then and be done with it Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

That's it- I'm telling the Bureau of Too Much Information- about this thread. But if anyone cares I guess mine would be a vibrating cock ring/elastic nut band attached to a bergoina stimulator. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I figure- I'ts really none of my business what I've spent so far. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>Sure, they're called "plants" They're the green things. AHAHAHAHAHA! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Noted Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415