Misternatural

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  1. BWAHAHA nice Here's another fact; Caution with the clippers cuz the older a geezer gets the more wrinklyer the sac. in other words- don't get yer nuts caught in that thing. What, it's true Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  2. Sometimes I think he wants to be a sociologist, but he better first get checked by a neurologist.-Phish i'm kidding and while we're qouting nice sig- ya basted Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  3. She's busy all right-busy making trouble Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  4. And here I thought I got banned for not being a grown up until I apologized for all the cranky lewd comments I make to the skychicas now that I see it was a glitch I don't have to apologize to any of them, so -------> -BTW...... that's my tongue sticking out in case any of them didn't know. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  5. hehehe http://www.livescience.com/health/top10_aphrodisiacs-1.html click on 7 & 8 Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  6. She's a peach dude!!! +10 points for you but you're drinking crappy beer -75 points. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  7. Sorry, I thought it was a vision correction thing well since I'm 5foot5" I guess mine just looks bigger proportionally. plus if we stood facing each other my face would be closer to your boobage -so maybe you should reconsider dating a short guy Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  8. >Riiiiiiiiight uh oh look out everyone- the size expert is here. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  9. HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! you people are too funny!!!!! this from a mod to boot I didn't think it was possible but now- I'm embarrassed Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  10. G I knew one of you would get a kick out of it add: And for Deedy, remember no one can make you feel anything unless you let them. Besides I see the entertainment value of all the exposure threads- hell yeah they're fun!! for both genders so there is lots of value in that here. For me I like to give a good ribbing to the younger people. When you get older you'll see how much fun that is
  11. Stop PM'ming me about showing pics of my cock! I mean it's non stop lately- really some of you women need to simmah down now! Jeeze night and day with the "What are you doing with it now?" "I know you're at work but can't you just rub it with some salad dressing and take a picture for me?." No dammnit!!- My cock has more important things to do then just to entertain the four of you, It is used by the government to control the spin of the earth and the tides. Then when we tell you of all the important work our cocks do everyday we get accused of being arrogant and misogynistic? Snap out of it! I mean- my God some of you are married!!! How many others are having similar problems with these women here- because this needs to be discussed. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  12. yep I told my Nephew from N Carolina a while back; "listen son- if you want to catch any big ones here you gotta learn about a little trick we call....... Trespassing" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  13. as they say in show biz- Break a leg!
  14. >mostly the good-ole-boys on the ice. Yeah I am in with that crew as well and I have even gotten to the point where I sometimes get invited to hunting camp.The Bennington side of the ridge is a little less welcoming- it took me years of proving that not all flatlanders know squat about the woods and streams to get on their good side. hehe I didn't get to do ANY snowboarding this year either.....cant get myself to pay $75 for the day at MT Snow have you heard this one yet- Vermont Woodchuck: always outnumbered, sometimes out gunned, but NEVER outsmarted. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  15. New Englanders are canny yankees who like to mess with people all the time especially us "Flatlanders"even though I have been here for almost 30 years - I know all their fucked up games. But you were ice fishing so at least you were not labeled a "Conehead"...thats the most despised outsider- usually from Jersey or NYC and are easily identified. Tree- either they were flat out fucking with you for a laugh or they were offering you a smoke as a lot of the hicks up here oddly do smoke dope even though they are not hippies. But In the Brattleboro area there you got your hybrid hick/hippies- likely what you encountered- just cram a big plug of tobacco in your jaw and start talking about the deer you shot last season and they will leave you be. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  16. I definitely know what you mean, and I really like the plot, it twists and turns like riding a horse at night on a winding trail in the dark- The horse can see but you can't.....Shit just jumps out at you with no warning!! and the foreshadowing is such a teaser sometimes. Last night with the two father figures talking in that bar and not knowing that they are connected by their self destructive "kids" one of whom will live and the other die by the end of the night & either of the "dads" could have controlled the outcome but Mr White ended up on the scene, made some quick calculations for his own good and decided the two kids fate..WHOAH now thats some heavy dark writing- Shakespeare....on meth! I agree that Jesse is the most benevolent of the bad guys. Mr White (what a perfect name) is the most egregiously self serving survivalist I guess for his family's sake- and the most bad ass people in the world just die in his wake in the battle of brains over brawn- but will his luck run out? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  17. WHOA!! been watching the whole series but last night's episode was F%^&ing TWISTED!!!!! anyway HAVE A GREAT MEMORIAL DAY EVERYBODY! and stay away from the serious brain toxins! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  18. >Wow! A guy that likes itty bitty titties... >how you doin? um,much better now- but I am TRYING to focus on my work. We have an itty bitty titty fan club up here- there's a nation wide organization too-I think it is called the USPA
  19. >I am the official chairman, captain and CEO of the itty bitty titty committee... mmmm nice!!!! hows the air conditioning at that place? hope its nice and cool.... ok-now I am really having trouble focussing on my work and I'm sure the guys at your job are too
  20. I can remember repairing a roof with a hole in my pant crotch one time. lets just say going commando all the time is not good for the company image sometimes. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  21. >you should try anal bleaching yeah- yeah first impressions wizeguy- I know.......I like to be nekkid in my own yard, not paint the entire town showing everyone my man goods like some amateur porn star. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  22. Dude You did it...that's awesome, I bet we see a change in your dialog from now on, now that u visited the Wizzard of OZ- and for the love of crap did you buy beer???!!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  23. >try reaching out to your dentist and ask their recommendations. Thanks
  24. thanks for the tips -you're also lucky that you have smoking hot, um teeth- yes sorry- I just took another look the rack thread just for reference purposes that goes for Skymama too OK, can someone drive up here and slap me now? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  25. >I've been just doing a lot of hard carpenter work, yep so did I But now I find that I have to start strategizing about what is a smart idea and a stupid idea....when you are younger the stupid ideas don't seem to bite back as much Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415