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  1. The roaming DZ St. Patty's day boogie in Fitzgerald, Georgia. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. I think andycopland had 2 or 3 beers... He must've passed out. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. This is not how you thaw meat/poultry. IF you use hot water you will start the cooking process which will royally screw up whatever it is you are trying to make. The best method for defrosting, besides a microwave, is running it under cool water. This is true if the items are placed directly into water. However, if you place the chicken in a bag, be it with or without marinade, the air acts as an insulator, and therefore, will NOT begin the cooking process. You should NEVER thaw meat in hot water. Bacteria that may have been present before the thawing process can multiply. http://www.fsis.usda.gov/Fact_Sheets/Big_Thaw/index.asp I ain't skeered. Ya learn somethin' new every day. I've always used hot water. Makes marinading go faster as the meat absorbs the marinade faster when warm. Although, the whole bacteria thing should be a problem if you actually cook your food. Especially chicken. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. Better than a Dumbass Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Looks like camera work. Still pretty cool though. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Use your telepathy and look at the pictures I'm thinkin' about right............... wait for it.......... now. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. I've got some more from the same trip. I was at the DZ a couple days later and a storm passed nearby, Giving a split color look to it. The clouds associated with the storm were tinted orange by the sun with blue skies all around. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Hell, I don't even have a place for ME to crash... I'm gonna try to talk ol' PorpoiseHead into stopping at Wal-Mart so I can pick up a tent. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. Weather doesn't look like it's gonna clear up for me... But here's a pic from a while ago. Obviously not my submission, since submissions aren't supossed to be placed here, just sharing. I took it at the supermarket in Houston in July of 2007 for Skyfest just after Twardo picked me up from the airport. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. It's worse-- they have my cell phone number! And they call from a blocked number, so I can't prank call them later or anything. Answer their calls in a prank version... there's a reference somewhere in the Bonfire forums. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. BEER!!!!!!! Congrats, rat boy! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. I believe it's the ref's responsibility to provide the beer, is it not Andy? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. That'll be hard to say when you're pukin' like an ipecac challenge contestant. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Now, hopefully, the weather will clear up some... the sky's cloudy right now, but I'm hoping to get a few sunset shots of Mt. Fuji and maybe some sunrise shots tomorrow. Right now, it doesn't look too prominent though. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Why, at the Roaming DZ St. Patty's Day Boogie in Fitzgerald, GA, of course. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Isn't that reserved solely for Twardo? no... that's "Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grampa" That's for short of course... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Beat me to it... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. Don't matter how big they are... I knew a midget in high school that could out drink most of the football team. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. This is not how you thaw meat/poultry. IF you use hot water you will start the cooking process which will royally screw up whatever it is you are trying to make. The best method for defrosting, besides a microwave, is running it under cool water. This is true if the items are placed directly into water. However, if you place the chicken in a bag, be it with or without marinade, the air acts as an insulator, and therefore, will NOT begin the cooking process. Lol yeah that, or PUT IT INTO THE FUCKING MICROWAVE!!! The OP asked for help from people who could cook, not people who use the smoke detector as a timer. Show me where it says "can cook WELL" and you might have a point! Something tells me you could burn boiling water. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. ...Gonzo "Lance-Romance" and his ultimate plan! I bet LisaH has a picture of me just like that one from Chicks Rock. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. fixed it for ya. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. One of yer buddies sent me this... said you only had about 5 beers... (see attached.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. At 500 billion years old, do ya really think any of 'em are real? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. This is not how you thaw meat/poultry. IF you use hot water you will start the cooking process which will royally screw up whatever it is you are trying to make. The best method for defrosting, besides a microwave, is running it under cool water. This is true if the items are placed directly into water. However, if you place the chicken in a bag, be it with or without marinade, the air acts as an insulator, and therefore, will NOT begin the cooking process. Lol yeah that, or PUT IT INTO THE FUCKING MICROWAVE!!! The OP asked for help from people who could cook, not people who use the smoke detector as a timer. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. I've seen him drink...he ain't gotta SNOWBALLS chance in HELL of making it 30 minutes with you! You saw me drink a few then leave for some "other activities." Priorities sir. But then again, how could anyone trust your memory? Your Alzheimer's kicked in back during the crusades. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.