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  1. gonzalesna
    That'd be fucking awesome! Not to mention, great video with all the cameras they've got on that thing! I think it'd be a hell of a promotion for the sport! Probably takes a while to get up and down though. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Hello! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    No pictures here, but I'm definately the happiest I've been in a long time. Been foggy and rainy all week. Yesterday, the sun tried to break through, but never really made it. It rained again last night, but today, I went outside for a cigarette and saw broken skies with large blue patches! Finally a sunny day! It's gonna happen! Here in a bit, I'm gonna ride up Mt. Fuji. It'll be the first time I've been up since November and the first time I've ever gone up on the motorcycle. I'm bringing the camera and hopefully, I'll have some photo-worthy material when I get up there.
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    I might just meet ya there in October when I get back to the states. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    all of the above! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    A buddy and I were driving one time and while stopped at a red light, some of our friends pulled up in a pickup truck. He lit a set of firecrackers and then threw them into the bed of the truck... well he TRIED to throw them into the bed of the truck. He forgot 1 minor detail: ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'm reminded of the time (a month before boot camp) we were setting off mortar fireworks and one was a dud... the fuze hadn't burned all the way. So, we decided to try and light it again. The fuze wouldn't burn, so we did the next dumbest thing... Plastic plate + Gasoline + dud mortar firework + lighter = RUN LIKE HELL!!! Luckily no one got hurt... especially because I was the dumbass who lit the plate of gasoline with the mortar on it. Guess I was destined to work with explosives for a living long before I ever contemplated the idea. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Telling your wife "Yes, your thighs do look fat in those pants." BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I DO believe I just pee'd a little... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    We used to take bottle rockets and shoot them at each other underwater when we'd swim at the river when I lived in La Crosse, WI. It's all fun and games until someone gets hit in the nuts... then it's hillarious! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    If that will float your boat...... you better be careful with your words.. you know why a trainwreck is a trainwreck!? coz I fucked with it! And here I thought a trainwreck was called a trainwreck because the train got in a wreck... silly me... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    The white phosphorous I wouldn't transport unless I absolutely had to... the stuff burns on contact with air. Makes for a pretty show when you're off a good ways, but up close, it makes for a very bad day. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I like the C-4 with a touch of White Phosphorous to make for pretties. Should be doin' some on the 10th. I love the smell of time fuze in the morning... actually... any time is a good time to smell time fuze as long as you know where it's burning from and how far to go away. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Don't forget to throw em REALLLY far! They've got a little kick to em. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Here's a few options to get ya thinkin'... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH2uifOWP-k&feature=related Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'm moving your name over to the short list now. I'm almost afraid to ask which list I'm on. on the "to be spank list" for causing so much trouble in the forums...... Don't tempt her with a good time... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    This activity should never be reserved for one weekend a year. Instead it should be practiced as often as possible. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'm moving your name over to the short list now. I'm almost afraid to ask which list I'm on. Do you really need to ask? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Too bad you didn't Next time, attack from the front. I don't think it'll get away then. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I can enunciate on the forums... something I can't ever do in real life. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. gonzalesna
    Screw you too. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. gonzalesna
    Failed to explain the difference between antidote and anectdote. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Goin' with the crowd on this one. I mean when does THAT happen?! Hell, call me sick, pathetic, or both, but I'm down to shamelessly picking out my favorite moms who bring their kids in to the E/R! The only time I even TRY to conceal my gaze is .....maybe, when I'm driving past a high school. I can remember when it seemed creepy looking the other way at people's mothers picking them up from school. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Because he didn't enjoy that thing with the wading pool, duct tape, german shepard and spatula. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. gonzalesna
    Because I didn't get my beer and sammich. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'm starting to think his tattoo is a portal to another dimension where the food chain runs in reverse Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.