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  1. My old man used to work on the B-17 when he lived in Phoenix. Got to see the HE-111 Heinkel before it burned in on approach... ran out of gas with fuel on board. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. You makin' a pass at me fat man? Jokes aside, thanks man.
  3. Remember: on a hot day, popsicles or ice cream can go just as far as beer. Yeah, but who ever heard of "popsicle goggles"? Nobody'd ever get laid. No one ever said there couldn't be booze in the popsicles... liquor and fruit popsicles... mmmm Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. Made it a Clicky for ya Fixed your fix for ya. Love the video though! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Don't do it... you'll miss it. Trust me Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Remember: on a hot day, popsicles or ice cream can go just as far as beer. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. Made it a Clicky for ya Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Still playin' THAT old fuckin' tune huh Jarhead?! If you're quiting then I guess you finally learned how to pack! Sure am, Moses! How bout you? you still puffin' on them things? Care for a double or nothin'? Pack? Hell I just pay people to do that for me now. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. I'll start sharing my BBQ secrets as soon as you start sharing your Jello Shot secrets Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Well, if it makes ya feel any better, this Friday, we'll be doin' a target area sweep and if it's anything like last time, it'll make for some fun fireworks of our own. If it's what I expect, I'll be youtubing the video. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. I have six-pack abs, but in a different sense of the expression. So what yer sayin' is that he brought a 6-pack, but you brought a keg? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. You will drink the soda and you will like it! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Might not get the night off, but usually holidays pay extra wages and you're workin'. Not everyone is so fortunate. I'll pick up some fireworks and come visit when I get back to the states... Put a show on for ya on my own... Don't worry... I'm an EOD tech and I stayed at a holiday inn last night. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Suck, squeeze, pop and blow... the 4 requirements to make an engine run. Suck in air and fuel, squeeze it together with compression, some form of ignition and exhaust check the fuel line... there should be a relief valve. If there's pressure in it, it'll spray a little fuel if you tap it. For air, just make sure the air filiter is clean and there's no cats living in the airbox hosing. If it's carborated, make sure the carborator is free, clear and moves easily. For compression, it's a little more difficult. You'd need a compression tester. Garages will have them but I don't know if they'll charge you for a compression test. You've been talking about spark plugs, so I can safely assume it's not a deisel and therefore doesn't use glow plugs. Take each spark plug out by itself with the other 5 installed and plugged in. The one that is removed, leave it connected to the spark plug wire. Using a pair of insulated pliers to hold the spark plug on the spark plug wire so you don't get bitten, touch the spark plug to the engine block. You should see a spark crossing the gap on the spark plug. Repeat for each one. For Exhaust, you should be able to feel and smell it at the rear of the vehicle. (Ok, I said smell, not huff Andrea!) as long as air is getting out of the back, you're good. Just make sure no one jammed a potato up there, or your neighbor's cat fluffy mcpoopsikins didn't climb up there lookin' for a meal and get stuck. All this I've shared is what's needed to make it run, not run great. There are a lot more details that are needed for that, but this should get ya started and give you a jingle you can remember to help remember ya in the future. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Actually, I quit drinkin' a week ago. Gettin' ready to quit smokin' here in a day or so... whenever I'm done with the pack I'm on. In a month or so, I'll get back to drinkin'. I've seen people buy cases of soda all over the place. I've even seen skydivers pass on a free beer opportunity in Eloy. First time I went there, I brought a case, walked into the bar, bought a drink, announced that there was more beer on my by the bonfire, and moved out to the bonfire... no one showed so I drank a case to myself. Squeak was there. I've seen non-drinkers split the case 50-50 between soda and beer. I've seen non-drinkers just buy a case of beer and not partake. End of story... no you're not the only skydiver who doesn't drink. No you're not weird for buyin' soda. Shut up Copeland or else I'm deportin' your ass! You still bought a case and were able to celebrate with everyone. Congrats brother.
  16. Issues with starting a car? Well that's easy... Insert appropriate keyinto ignition... turn to limit... let go of keys. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Banana eh? I'm listening... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. My bad guys... I jumped ahead of ya... Forgot you guys are just starting your 4th of July. I knew you guys were a little slow, but sheesh! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. and.... here are the pictures...http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=12646&id=1293339606&l=e4e88c2fbb Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. I climbed that giant mountain in my backyard... Never planned to, just went up to the lookout point to take some pictures, but noticed I was below the cloud level and the clouds weren't letting me take pictures, so I decided to go above them. The farther I went up, the more compelled I was to go farther. Next thing ya know, I'm at the top... Went up and down in about 5 hours, but man it HURT!!! Got some great pictures though. I'll post some when I get em resized. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. Took a whole bunch of pictures... It's easy to see the sun when you climb above them. The sun came out to say hello and my legs hate me right now, but I'll look throught the pictures of the ones I like the most... Probably the ones from the top of the mountain even though they're mostly of clouds.
  22. wow... lot of bitter people on Dizzy.com these days... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. Spence? No one likes that guy. I heard he smells funny too... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. You can't make this shit up... Luckily all that occured from that one was ringing ears and a small burn mark in the carpet of my at the time POS Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.