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Just because your wheelchair can't outrun a cop doesn't mean I can't. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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The only way the dog would be traumatized is if it couldn't figure out how to get the peanut butter off the roof of it's mouth. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Bullshit. I said that 19.5 years ago, haven't had a drop since I'm so bad on the piss that When Gonzo and i were at eloy 2 years ago no one would drink with him... My reputation preceded me What a bunch of lame ducks they were, hey Nick, Case of beer and a bottle of JD and they all pussied out it's ok... I enjoyed it regardless of their attendance. Don't look now Skippy ya lightweight, but it was YOU that pussed out staggerin' away in a stupor the last time WE tried to have a few?! ~ ~ Guess this latest bender explains the gibberish text I got from ya huh! I only left to participate in other activities. Otherwise I'd have continued to hang out with you, Moses. Yes. This most recent bender DOES explain the text you got, but that wasn't even halfway into the bender that you received that one. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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how are 2 people duct taped inside SEVERAL fast food restaurant dumpsters? Did the bikers separate them into more managable pieces or something? Don't they understand how warm leather is on cold days? (Especially when you hand cut it off the animal's freshly dead body.) They only do it to help stay warm. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I can see you doing that. I can't see Gonzo doing that. Why not? I'm not gonna be naked the entire time... you can uncover your eyes. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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That sucks. But should I smack you harder for your flakery, or for violating the rule on flaking publicly?? Damn... hushpuppy, you suck. But hey, you would not want to listen to me yap on about Alabama winning the SEC championship and maybe the national championship. Or the fact that Tebow cried on national television like a 3 year old that just dropped their ice cream cone... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Bullshit. I said that 19.5 years ago, haven't had a drop since I'm so bad on the piss that When Gonzo and i were at eloy 2 years ago no one would drink with him... My reputation preceded me What a bunch of lame ducks they were, hey Nick, Case of beer and a bottle of JD and they all pussied out it's ok... I enjoyed it regardless of their attendance. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Post the reputation of the poster above you!
gonzalesna replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
has a dog that could double as a football in a pinch. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Who said anything about rehab? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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never drinking agin. That is all. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Name that Rack!! (The NEW DZ.com Game) Part 2
gonzalesna replied to Thanatos340's topic in The Bonfire
It very well could be! It all depends on who's in the kilt(s) this guy... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
got any enemies on the DZ? now would be the perfect time to get some of that sweet sweet revenge. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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The replacement's apartment. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Peanut butter in the jelly, or jelly in the peanut butter?
gonzalesna replied to DigitalDave's topic in The Bonfire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4&feature=PlayList&p=709695D8B2D89B7A&index=37 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Name that Rack!! (The NEW DZ.com Game) Part 2
gonzalesna replied to Thanatos340's topic in The Bonfire
pssst! guys there is gonna be a boogie earlier in the year. and it's gonna be down in sunny warm south ga. in a place called fitzgerald. Yep, probably the biggest gathering of dropzone.commers of the year. Big blast! Great... dz.commers and kilts... great mix Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
ya removed me and forgot to remove billyvance. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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...and you're doin' a hop n' pop from 5k. You really have to poop and don't know if you'll make it down. What do you do? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Hell, just jump nekkid... My rig's got the BOC and ROL, but that's where I put my shorts in case I land off the DZ and need to put on some britches Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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a line over is always better than a ball under... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Is that in the motorboat format? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I never get drunk and I was up till midnight. I must've forgotten or something... I blame the booze. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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hahahaha....oh, I'll show you southern hospitality, all right. That's where you get drunk on red wine and pass out by 10 PM, right? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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the useless (but educational) trivia thread
gonzalesna replied to virgin-burner's topic in The Bonfire
Did you have to use vice grips or duct tape? Handcuffs! I didn't know they had those in 1966 BC Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Name that Rack!! (The NEW DZ.com Game) Part 2
gonzalesna replied to Thanatos340's topic in The Bonfire
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Name that Rack!! (The NEW DZ.com Game) Part 2
gonzalesna replied to Thanatos340's topic in The Bonfire
Jingle Boobs, Jingle Boobs . . . Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride a Hooter's girl with jingling boobs! Just had to. Careful what you wish for, You might just get it. A Lovely woman has submitted this as requested. Talk about Fake Boobs. Didn't Bolas wear that wig somewhere? Isn't that the one he wore to the mexican bar in Fitzgerald? Exactly what I was thinking! Well it definately wasn't because you were eavesdropping on me... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.