gonzalesna

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  1. Ok, I'll give you a super discount... $2.50 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. I'm submitting this one to the beautiful people site... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. Fuck it, why don't you both set up a Drop Zone - Dungeon combination? Sell gift certificates for a tandem jump and a session with Andriana Santos, Dominatrix! How about a plane that does a dom session on the way to altitude? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Nah... I'll just do it like they do on Southpark... blur it out and bleep it out... or I could call it Skydive F-n A! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Did not! You gave it to me... No royalties for you... but I will let you spank me for a discounted rate. I'll only charge you $9.97 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. It's called Skydive FUCKING AWESOME! This of course all pending the approval of my home purchase and the clearcutting of a few acres on the property... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. You sure it shouldn't be Moosinore? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. ...And a pervert. you forgot pervert. The people have spoken. I am pure as snow. The yellow kind? I could agree with that. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. This coming from the person who removed my ass from her avatar... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. ...And a pervert. you forgot pervert. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. hehehehe.... you said taint... Edit: Damn it! That's twice! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. One of these days, they might even let 'em drive! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Well, maybe if you'd take the gag out of their mouths... Edit: Cuz I kept reading and found out Divot beat me to the line... kinda like he does anytime we go for food... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Hell, you swiped my britches down before I did it! At least no one pointed and laughed this time. (At least that I know of...) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. You too Andy... And believe me! I'll be back!!! [/Shwarzzenegger Voice] Hopefully, there won't be any more canopy walking... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Reminds me of an avatar Her Hotness once had... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. Great time!!! Not bad for a first trip. Lots of beer owed. I'll bring plenty on the next trip and believe me... There WILL be many more trips! Love the farm! I'm sure I'll love it more next time when I don't need waterskis to land my canopy. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. I might check it out. Thanks brother. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Where's the fun in that? Yeah, you need to flip off a trooper every now and then. He won't mind as long as I put the face next to it, right? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. I should be there by tomorrow morning... just in time for the rain. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. Where's the fun in that? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. Roads are finally open again... Should be at the farm in about a day. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. Well, I-70 is closed right now so I don't think I'll make it to the farm until Saturday someone pour me a Jack on the rocks... I need somethin to warm me up. Ran into the snow storm eh? yup... it's ok though. Gives me more time to visit some good friends and see my best friend's daughter. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.