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  1. I will not be spanking you, you'd enjoy it too much. Okay, DrDive, she's all yours! Hell no! I still need my Orphan initiation! Sharing is caring.
  2. Any new word on camps? I know I'm the broken record on this one, but inquiring minds wanna keep up to date... and it's the deciding factor as to whether I go to the farm to pick up my rig and jump there or have them mail it back to me and jump in raeford. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Dropped mine off at UPS on Saturday, should've been shipped Monday and should be there today. Waitin' to find out if there's gonna for sure be a big way camp in the next week or 2 to decide whether to have them ship it back or come pick it up and make a few jumps down there. If there's no camp, I'm gonna jump over in Raeford, provided weather cooperates. CAN'T WAIT! I'm cravin' so bad right now, I started on a skydivin' video compiling my jumps from my last trip to the farm around 9 PM local time and it's bein' loaded up to youtube right now... about 3:30 AM local. I just hope those bastards don't mute my videos like they did some of my other ones. After review of all of the video, I can truthfully say no e-z-up tents were harmed in the filming of any of that video. As for a few other things like shoes, socks, jumpsuit, etc., there's still mud stains left on a few random items that just didn't wanna come completely clean. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. SHHHHH!!! you'll blow my cover! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. And if they don't know you by Sunday, they'll be able to spot you by the ass-shaped skin prints on the windshield of your car. The Kilted C*cksmen have retribution for those who insist on using the "s"-word. Look I have no problem with you girly men wearing SKIRTS, thats your thing......, but you shouldn't rub your asses on the ride that my friend is bringing me in..........now the friend that is taking me home will have a great laugh with me as we think about our other friend having to look at your ass prints..... insecurity is not a good look on you two! See you soon I'll make sure you're on my morning pajama flight. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. And if they don't know you by Sunday, they'll be able to spot you by the ass-shaped skin prints on the windshield of your car. The Kilted C*cksmen have retribution for those who insist on using the "s"-word. Especially ones in green hats. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. why ya gotta dress up like me? Get your own style! I'll be in my KILT and JD hat. I DO already have a shirt made with my DZ.com name on it though. I'll try and remember to bring it, but most people don't need me to wear it to know it's me. I promise I will not dress like you. The skirt thing is all you! As for the JD thing, you need to quit being a poser! No. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. why ya gotta dress up like me? Get your own style! I'll be in my KILT and JD hat. I DO already have a shirt made with my DZ.com name on it though. I'll try and remember to bring it, but most people don't need me to wear it to know it's me. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. Jacksonville Florida or North Carolina? I'm driving from Jacksonville NC, by way of atlanta to scoop up k-dubs on Wednesday, returning on Sunday Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. No, no, no..it doesn't work that way. I organized the first. I have been on every one since and I'm NOT going to miss this one. THAT'S how it works!
  11. I always button up while IN the plane... but somehow, it always seems to un-velcro itself just before exit. Not sure why that is... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. I dont know what sucks worst........he's coming or you coming and wearing a skirt! He's the one who wore a skirt last year, and nothing but undies underneath. just because you wore a jumpsuit under your dress doesn't mean you're any less retarded. Again, be glad I was wearin' anything. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. I dont know what sucks worst........he's coming or you coming and wearing a skirt! It's not a skirt, it's a kilt... fucker! Be happy I'm wearin' anything. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. You mean YOU'RE coming to the boogie?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. By the way... I got my kilt... anyone else besides Robby plannin' on wearin' theirs? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. *cough* Bullshit *cough* Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Come find me when it's time for the head of potatoes. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. I'd love to know how you balance a tire at home... Every shop I've seen uses some fandangled machine that tells them where and how. Care to share?
  19. Can't I do both? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Nope. No AAD for this guy. Didn't give em back any money... took more from em. Not much to do in Albuquerque at night. Bowling, but I did that the night before. Could've gone to a strip club, but why do that when I have the magic of the internet? I'm takin' a break from drinkin' for the month, so that kills the rest of the options. All that said, I'm back in Jacksonville, NC now. Got a week till I see Albuquerque again. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. I did come out a winner. I also came out up $2800 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. How bout I just kick you in the balls next time I see you and we call it good? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. Don't like AAD's. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.