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Forgive me, but I don't have a clue what you just said. Could you use smaller words and fewer acronyms? I am a Marine, ya know... I know a little Marine so I'll translate~ Maybe he's not tits up, logging onto youtube from hell is tough, phone modem only. AND since there is a trailer but no movie......maybe he got a letter from uncle Sam sayin' 'quit fuckin' around'. how's that Gonzo? Ohhhhh... Why didn't he just say that in the first place? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Forgive me, but I don't have a clue what you just said. Could you use smaller words and fewer acronyms? I am a Marine, ya know... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Oh i dont know about that... Remember that pic with the blonde hanging off of your penis with her teeth No. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to Bolas. Actually, it was said to Skittles. In the "Excercise Class" thread. I'm sure I'm not too far from the same statement, seeing as I act like running around the DZ nekkid improves my chances of winning the lottery. In fact... it probably does just the opposite. I've come to learn that the ladies DON'T in fact like the guys that look like Chewbacca. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to Bolas. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I have a belly button.

No. You're not strange for not wanting kids. Just ensure that you're smart about your actions if you're sound in your decision. Not trying to send this to SC, but..... Knowing your stance on your desire to have children, that leaves you in a stance to be responsible in your "activities" at all times. We all know the possible outcome of a poor decision and that may leave you with more than you wanted. Not trying to give you the birds and the bees talk here. Regardless of your stance on abortion/adoption, it's better to avoid the necessity to make a decision. I won't state my personal opinion, so as to try to leave it as a neutral statement and avoid movement of the thread. Again, just trying to throw out that little suggestion of conscientious responsibility at all times. You probably don't need it, so take it for what it's worth. No insult intended by my statement, so I hope you don't think I'm questioning your intelligence. Hell, let's be honest. I'm probably the last person to talk about responsibility... I can't even keep track of my pants when I'm at the DZ! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I can pretty much wager the bodily appendage of your choice that at some point, unless violently restrained, Munky AND/OR Gonzo will find an opportunity to mount that unfortunate electrical animal while wearing their kilts. ANYTHING YOU CAN DO to erase or even cloud that image from our minds is THE LEAST YOU CAN DO for the good of humanity. Take the chaps. As for clumsy, no accidental maneuver you attempt will compare to what Bolas will probably do when he hops up there with half a bottle of Turkey dribbled down the front of some f*ckin' Alice in Wonderland costume. I think I'm gonna try to find the world's first mini-kilt... Don't make me kick you out of the band..... You're just mad cuz I thought of it first! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Not true buddy. Not even for a second. Every time you jump with someone with lower jumps or teach someone something, it matters. When you teach someone something that saves their life later on down the road, it DEFINATELY MATTERS. When you help a friend out, it matters. When you send a stranger a smile, it matters. When you tell stories of the good ol' days, and keep the history of where we come from and how far we've come alive, it matters. When you travel the world and share the pictures, giving someone who won't ever have the chance to do it a glimpse into the beauty this world has to offer, it matters. When you jump into a stadium and a kid you didn't even know was watching lights up with excitement, it matters. When you speak a kind word to someone, especially when they're down for some reason or another, it matters. When you gloat about the beauty of your children and others light up from the story alone, it matters. When you make friends with someone, IT MATTERS. AND DON'T EVER LET ANYONE EVER TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT!

You're such a Marine..."Hey Gonzo, here's a stick~go poke that bomb and see why it didn't go off..." "Okey Dokey" Nuthin' but respect little brother! You say it like I'm not supposed to do that. I just wonder why ya picked an MOS that has an equipment list of ear plugs a hammer & a stick! Ear plugs? When do I get those??? I love my job. We actually have a lot of really neat tools. And there's the obvious plus that I get to play with explosives. Part of my job is playing with commercial grade fireworks in a sense. Ya ever wonder why the flight deck on a carrier has so many 17 year olds? The Navy needs lots of seamen? Nope...'cause when ya get a little older yer smarter! That makes you a hypocrite. Nope...i was a droolin' idiot 100 years ago! I can't imagine where that puts you back when moses was doin' magic tricks... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I think Gonzo is a pretty smart guy...he just doesn't know it yet! I think someone needed to fill a bomb disposal slot and Gonzo roped himself into it. I think if Gonz were in the private sector he'd be either in or recently graduated from college at or near the top of his class with unlimited income & personal satisfaction on a path directly ahead of him. I think he's a young small town Midwest boy that has seen & done a lot more things than he ever thought he would at this point in his life and he's just boppin' around having fun...which is fine, as long as he eventually understands that the world really IS his oyster! I can relate, I was there too...I just hope he doesn't get himself hurt somehow and possibly limit his potential for success and happiness. He's a good guy and I like him...which means I worry about him! I don't have the patience for the sit down time required for college. Here's the good part about my job... it's rare that I'll have to live with disabilities. Here's the bad part about my job... when things go wrong, you don't usually end up hurt, you end up ded. Today, a group of the EOD techs from Lejeune went up to Seymour Johnson Air Force Base (Yes, that's it's real name... no kidding.) for a guy they just brought home prematurely. Seein' the box with the flag draped over it really hits home sometimes, espeically when it's someone in your job field. One can only assume it won't be an open casket funeral or wake. I'll make ya a promice Gonzo...if you end up goin' that way...I'll open the box! Seeing what we work on, when you open it, you'll probably wonder what happened to the body and who filled a casket with chum. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Andy!!!!!! Happy Birthday, brother!!!! You're only one year younger than dirt now!!!! Just kiddin'. Did you get any really sweet "presents"? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

You're such a Marine..."Hey Gonzo, here's a stick~go poke that bomb and see why it didn't go off..." "Okey Dokey" Nuthin' but respect little brother! You say it like I'm not supposed to do that. I just wonder why ya picked an MOS that has an equipment list of ear plugs a hammer & a stick! Ear plugs? When do I get those??? I love my job. We actually have a lot of really neat tools. And there's the obvious plus that I get to play with explosives. Part of my job is playing with commercial grade fireworks in a sense. Ya ever wonder why the flight deck on a carrier has so many 17 year olds? The Navy needs lots of seamen? Nope...'cause when ya get a little older yer smarter! That makes you a hypocrite. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I think Gonzo is a pretty smart guy...he just doesn't know it yet! I think someone needed to fill a bomb disposal slot and Gonzo roped himself into it. I think if Gonz were in the private sector he'd be either in or recently graduated from college at or near the top of his class with unlimited income & personal satisfaction on a path directly ahead of him. I think he's a young small town Midwest boy that has seen & done a lot more things than he ever thought he would at this point in his life and he's just boppin' around having fun...which is fine, as long as he eventually understands that the world really IS his oyster! I can relate, I was there too...I just hope he doesn't get himself hurt somehow and possibly limit his potential for success and happiness. He's a good guy and I like him...which means I worry about him! I don't have the patience for the sit down time required for college. Here's the good part about my job... it's rare that I'll have to live with disabilities. Here's the bad part about my job... when things go wrong, you don't usually end up hurt, you end up ded. Today, a group of the EOD techs from Lejeune went up to Seymour Johnson Air Force Base (Yes, that's it's real name... no kidding.) for a guy they just brought home prematurely. Seein' the box with the flag draped over it really hits home sometimes, espeically when it's someone in your job field. One can only assume it won't be an open casket funeral or wake. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

That's in next week's edition. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

You're such a Marine..."Hey Gonzo, here's a stick~go poke that bomb and see why it didn't go off..." "Okey Dokey" Nuthin' but respect little brother! You say it like I'm not supposed to do that. I just wonder why ya picked an MOS that has an equipment list of ear plugs a hammer & a stick! Ear plugs? When do I get those??? I love my job. We actually have a lot of really neat tools. And there's the obvious plus that I get to play with explosives. Part of my job is playing with commercial grade fireworks in a sense. Ya ever wonder why the flight deck on a carrier has so many 17 year olds? The Navy needs lots of seamen? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

You're such a Marine..."Hey Gonzo, here's a stick~go poke that bomb and see why it didn't go off..." "Okey Dokey" Nuthin' but respect little brother! You say it like I'm not supposed to do that. I just wonder why ya picked an MOS that has an equipment list of ear plugs a hammer & a stick! Ear plugs? When do I get those??? I love my job. We actually have a lot of really neat tools. And there's the obvious plus that I get to play with explosives. Part of my job is playing with commercial grade fireworks in a sense. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

You're such a Marine..."Hey Gonzo, here's a stick~go poke that bomb and see why it didn't go off..." "Okey Dokey" Nuthin' but respect little brother! You say it like I'm not supposed to do that. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Has little to do with tough times... has a LOT to do with Meth. We found a scrapper's truck during our last day in the submunition grid. Didn't find the scrapper, but his truck is most likely still where we found it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

A REALLY good party. From what I can recall, the party was so good Saturday night that I was incapable of jumping Sunday as I had planned. Hell, I closed down the bonfire that night and if I remember correctly, and that's a challenge knowing how much I drank, I was on the first load on Sunday! From what I can remember I closed down the bonfire right beside you that night. There are many aspects of that night that are missing from my memory thanks to the Psyco punch and many jello/pudding shots that night, but I do remember being one of the last ones at the bonfire that night. Something about that Psycho punch makes you forget things... like the fact that I forgot that Psychobob brought his Psycho punch until you said something. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

A REALLY good party. From what I can recall, the party was so good Saturday night that I was incapable of jumping Sunday as I had planned. Hell, I closed down the bonfire that night and if I remember correctly, and that's a challenge knowing how much I drank, I was on the first load on Sunday! Yeah I followed you out the door on that load sun morning.... i think the bare ass hanging out of the pajamas is on one of my vids somewhere Did the buttflap on my PJ's fly open AGAIN?!? My bad. That was never my intention... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Trailer for a documentary called "Scrapper" that is yet to be released. It was filmed at the Chocolate Mountains Bombing Range in Southern California. I spent the past 2 weeks on that range clearing dud bombs and submunitions. Great time! Scrapper: An Explosive New Documentary (Trailer) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

A REALLY good party. From what I can recall, the party was so good Saturday night that I was incapable of jumping Sunday as I had planned. Hell, I closed down the bonfire that night and if I remember correctly, and that's a challenge knowing how much I drank, I was on the first load on Sunday! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I can pretty much wager the bodily appendage of your choice that at some point, unless violently restrained, Munky AND/OR Gonzo will find an opportunity to mount that unfortunate electrical animal while wearing their kilts. ANYTHING YOU CAN DO to erase or even cloud that image from our minds is THE LEAST YOU CAN DO for the good of humanity. Take the chaps. As for clumsy, no accidental maneuver you attempt will compare to what Bolas will probably do when he hops up there with half a bottle of Turkey dribbled down the front of some f*ckin' Alice in Wonderland costume. I think I'm gonna try to find the world's first mini-kilt... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I didn't get one. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.