gonzalesna
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If you pray for sunshine and blues, I'll buy and drink a case in your honor...
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Totally off topic, but if you go to Mexico and anyone asks you if you want to see a donkey or banana show, RUN... RUN AWAY... AS FAST AS YOU CAN... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Johnny exclaimed, "He saves the stupid princess with his brother Luigi. Now, will you please get the FUCK out of my house?" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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HEY!!! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ME!!! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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The man's face began to redden with embarrassment. "I'm afraid I have a bit of a drinking problem," the man said. "You're damn right you do!" replied johnny. "Get your fat ass off my couch and out of my house!!!" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I'm in the airwing bro. We's laid back yo! I'm with MWSS-374 in 29 palms, ca. I think it's more of a sympathy thing for us being stuck in 29 stumps Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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As johnny came downstairs, relieved of his terror and urge to urinate in the shower, he inquired what the man was doing. "Watching a movie," replied the man. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Aye....'either' with 'or', 'neither' with 'nor'. postwhore Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Gettin a little lovin' from the SO for the holiday, eh??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Only if it's my cock that becomes a huge cock... otherwise, I'll stick with the 69er or you can just send me the young lady in the picture. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Alas, the fire department and the uncooked salesman were too late. The flame grilled salesman gasped for one last breath and mustered the strength to let out in a weak but audible voice, "Stop that homeless guy." Then he passed on to a place that neither you or I can even fathom. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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The second salesman ran in to attempt putting out his charred and overcooked compadre. With all the chaos going on, no one seemed to notice that chubbs, the neighborhood homeless guy, had taken this opportunity to let himself into the salesmen's vehicle, and he quickly started grabbing as much of the supperware as humanly possible. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Meanwhile, the man in flames began running around the house in agony, as he had never received the "Stop, Drop, and Roll" class, setting various furninshings ablaze. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
gonzalesna replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
ya, but if you turn sideways... makes for a cool party trick! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
NSFW!!!! THIS is what I want for VD!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I prefer the term "well endowed"... I wish my proportions were like that!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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ya, but you can't laugh too much... they're special Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
gonzalesna replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
did you ever try and pee in 2 urinals at once? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
THIS disturb anyone else as much as it does me. Yes, it is SFW) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Johnny watched and screamed in horror as the microwave exploded into flames, catching the salesman on fire. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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The first man sprinted into johnny's kitchen and exclaimed, "Just watch this!" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
gonzalesna replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
Clearly, they were having casual sex, not hot sex. Hot sex would've entailed something being painfully ripped out, and since I only have hot sex, I will defer from the PA. Anyone ever hear of issues with urinating? does it come out of 3 places instead of 1??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Might make a jump or 2 this weekend down in Perris. Here's hoping for blues.... Blues people!!! I need Blues!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I always laugh, then they always act all "hard", then I laugh some more, then they talk shit... I keep laughing and continue on my merry way in tears of laughter. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
gonzalesna replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
you mean PAINFUL??? not for me...look at all the extra pleasure that thing could give. with that you wouldn't need toys Yes, but it poses a serious risk to the ladies with their hoohoo's pierced and those with braces... Safety dear, we must first think of safety. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.