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  1. I killed it before it stuck . . . I had that one stuck in my head for over a damn month... just thought I'd share some of the pain... You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coke, you nut and drink 'em both up. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. Cool. Will do. How about jumpers? Sure, I could do things the old fashioned way and ask people to jump with me once at the DZ, but come on... this is the future. Who does that nowadays??? So, what DZ.commers go to them DZ's regularly??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. since I'll be traveling during the early part of the week, I'll probably take 'em off the list thanks
  4. never FOUND a note like that Never left one either if you ever found one Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. CLICKY Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Here's the places I've got so far... Oregon Eugene Skydivers California Bay Area Skydivers Skydance Adventure Center Parachute Center (Lodi) Taft California City Any reccommended additions to the list? I'll be heading down on the 9th through the 11th of April, so if you see my goofy ass, stop me and say hi. I'll probably be owing beer since it'll be my first jump in all of the above DZ's. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. It's suppossed to get rid of migranes??? WTF??? Why the hell don't they tell you that? Is it some weird type of marketing scheme? Am I asking too many questions? Why does my hair hurt? Is Michael Jackson ever going to be black again? When will stitch make his next sexual reference? How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood???? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. In about a week and a half, I'll be driving from Silverton, Oregon to Rialto, CA with a stop in San Jose, CA. I need: 1. DZ's to stop at that aren't too far from the road I'll be on. 2. People to jump with. Ideas and help? (Already checked the DZ locator thingy... working on a generalized route.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. Hit a parked car trying to squeeze my big azz truck into a spot... damn turning radius...(sorry ADHD moment... OOOOhhh, look! something shiny!) anyways, ya, I left a note... gave the date and time too. As I was walking back up, I saw the guy. Turned out to be a friend of one of my buddies. I still gotta pay for the damages, but he was cool about it and appreciated the note.
  10. i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT SHIT IS FOR!!! ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! ...AHHH!!!!! IT'S IN MY HEAD NOW! YOU BASTARD! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. remember, napalm sticks to people AND pets... not suggesting anything... just throwin' that out there for random knowledge Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. I heard about a cool bumper sticker yesterday like that... Says, "Dad's pad when momma's mad" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Is my face turning red? Maybe I should loosen up... i mean my tie Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. No, no, you've got it all wrong... it's just a platonic relationship... i swear... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. I've got some sandwich stuck in my moustache... I'll save it for later. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. I swear... the next son-of-a-bitch that calls me Dumbo is losing a testicle!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Unless that mandatory PE is free, I'd have to say no. High school is more than just business education. PE is required there along with a few other things because people need to at least be exposed to the benefits and various activities associated with physical education. In college, you've got a set goal to get you out into the job field. I hear about how college tuition rates continue to climb, making it more and more difficult for students to pay for their classes. Requiring physical education in addition would only worsen the situation, as well as cause delay time in the graduation of many students, as many work to pay their bills, putting limits on how much time they have for school. Most students are crammed with homework, causing them to stay up very late. Adding another class will just add to the lack of sleep and difficulties associated with cramming. Not to mention the fact that once you're an adult, you shouldn't be made to exercise. If you don't want to put your health up front on your list of priorities, that's your issue. No one can make you be physically fit, but don't get upset when you're the butt end of ridicule, lack an active sex life, etc. Those downsides don't accompany all obese people, but they do for many. I know many people that work hard, play hard, party hard, and still have time for a good run at least once a week. Under 18, they're still learning good and bad habits... PE is a perfect example of a good habit to build and work on. Once they're 18, however, they're adults. Let them make the decision to be such. Just a few of my thoughts. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. This just in... once again, Michael Jackson has caught himself on fire... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. There's a dead baby under this coat... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. I like to eat my own poop Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. This picture was taken moments before he noticed that someone had stocked the swooping pond with pirahnas Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. In addition to your 4th reason, there is March ARB (Air Force Reserve Base) right up the road, and commercial traffic must be above a certain altitude to pass over the airspace or they must go around. Perris and the base communicate very well, and therefore there are times in Perris where the rides to altitude will be delayed due to inbound aircraft for the base. I love jumping at Perris. The information available is staggering... the perfect example is dust devils. I see them all the time during the spring and summer months, yet I, personally, have never heard of an incident. Part of this is due to shared knowledge throughout the dropzone. I'm sure that those under canopy are helping each other watch out for them too. As far as landing goes, Perris has the strip of grass, but I rarely use it... I like to keep out of everyone's way, as everyone typically tries to land on the grass. I'll take the extra walk, myself. That's what suits me and helps me steer clear of incidents. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. No, man, you're not paranoid... I see it too and it's fuckin' gross!!! Subway always comes across as the cleanest (and probably healthiest) but that's in my area. I could've easily missed that booger he just wiped on another guy's sandwich before coming in for all I know. I do the same thing... I always bring my own lunch. Good luck man. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. A guy gets pulled over by a cop, and when the cop comes up to the window, he says, "Ok, what the hell is going on here? When I pulled up behind you, you sped up, then you sped up again when I turned on the lights, and then you sped up again when I turned on the siren. What the hell were you thinkin'?" Well," the guy said, "My wife ran off with one of you guys a few weeks ago. I kept speeding up because I thought you were tryin' to bring her back." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. You're not funny We've recently found out that, in addition to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a gumdrop was also dropped into the ooze, creating... well.... um... That purple thingy with arms and legs Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.