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  1. Thought I'd just go jumping this weekend and hang out with the packers...SOMEHOW...I'm alway a pack or two light when I leave Hmmm... shoulda been a packer... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. so how much ya wanna put down on this thingy? a case of beer? A day of jumping? Cold hard $? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. send some my way and I'll help ya burn 'em no sense in wasting 'em Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. AHHH!!!! I CAN'T QUIT SMOKING!!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. wait, wait... so we are smoke free starting AT 11:59:59 or upon TERMINATION OF 11:59:59??? longest I've quit for is about 1 and a half months (not counting boot camp because it's not voluntary) Grumpy asshole? get the sand outta your ass and quit going to the beach naked... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Problem is that I'm notorious for chainsmoking while driving and there's not much else for options while driving... good news is that I just picked up my harley, so although I CAN smoke while on it... I'm not enticed to...
  7. hmm... maybe swooping in this wedding dress wasn't such a good idea... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. I'm down for it bro! You pick the start time and day and we'll go for 1 year... then next year, we could bump it up with some more $, and so on... ...or we could just do one year Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. REPOST Funny shit though... I'd like to stab that little squirrel with an MRE spoon. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Ok, plain and simple... if you're a smoker, like myself, wanna quit, but haven't done it yet or have tried several times and couldn't beat it yet, this is the idea... Much like the belly-off, we could do the "smoke out thingy" (yes, that's the official name) So who wants to quit? We'll go for most time quit. Hopefully, there's never a winner because we've stayed "quit". I'll put my name on the list first... gonzalesna (Gonzo) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. Are you honestly asking if New York and Dallas are at the same latitude? Blues, Dave Yeah, didnt even respond to that one!! HA HA HA HA!!! Uh, check again... Ya, he did. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. Is this the same theory? I googled "Ladder Theory" and this came up. I couldn't see the link you posted... stupid work filters... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. ..no...Fn PageDn works pretty good Where the hell is the damn Fn button??? Am I retarded or something? (that's a rhetorical question, by the way.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Because that doesn't make for a very good country song... Its just a song. Its not like any "men" are going to think twice about cheating because of it. Actually, Carrie did another song called wasted that, in the first verse, talks about a girl just getting up and leaving a guy. ____________________________________ She just sings what the music 'big wigs' tell her to sing because they believe, it'll make them money. Chuck Or because she can't write music or the music she does write sucks big fat hairy donkey balls (similar to mine, but not so donkeyish) __________________________________________ Your song writing? Chuck I was more referring to my balls, but ya, the music kinda fits in there too. I write it cuz i like to... not cuz I'm good at it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Very few country singers nowadays are singer songwriters. Very very few. Nashville did away with them. They've now got teams of writers that do nothing all day long except pound out songs. The talented (I use this loosely) singers get to choose their own material. The ones like Carrie Underwood, just sing what they're told to sing. Compared to the pop community, there's a crapload... Also, the Country music genre has more people still actively recording and performing as they get into old age, it seems. (i.e. willie nelson, george strait, alan jackson, tim mcgraw, reba mcintire, etc.) True, most of the new artists sing songs written by others, but that's because they have a face and a voice. You can't have it all. On that note, remember when you could be ugly and famous? Just look at the older actors compared to the new. Back in the day, I might've had a chance getting onto the "big screen" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Because that doesn't make for a very good country song... Its just a song. Its not like any "men" are going to think twice about cheating because of it. Actually, Carrie did another song called wasted that, in the first verse, talks about a girl just getting up and leaving a guy. ____________________________________ She just sings what the music 'big wigs' tell her to sing because they believe, it'll make them money. Chuck Or because she can't write music or the music she does write sucks big fat hairy donkey balls (similar to mine, but not so donkeyish) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Because that doesn't make for a very good country song... Its just a song. Its not like any "men" are going to think twice about cheating because of it. Actually, Carrie did another song called wasted that, in the first verse, talks about a girl just getting up and leaving a guy. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. Lap at it like a dog going after it's first drink of water in 3 days Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. I just change the station when I hear the song to avoid any chance of it getting stuck in this noggin... plus I really really really don't like the song... freaks me out cuz I know some women are actually that nuts... most aren't, but some are... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Alcoholics Anonymous has an airline? Hmmm... remind me to take the bus Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. My gas mileage can vary quite a bit. I have over 21k miles on this one after being off it for five years total, due to some injuries. (hard to ride with a leg brace) I have hit the reserve while traveling at a high rate and it was not a welcome feeling. At normal speeds I don't care about fuel rates. All I ever had originally was a light that indicated you ran out and need reserve. Just fill up before you have to wonder if you're low... I can get 120-140 miles to the tank (3.3 gallons) but I usually fill up around 80 miles just so I never have to wonder if I'll make it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. We used to put that stuff on the freshmen's jock straps back in high school when I was on the hockey team... The looks were priceless... then about 2 weeks ago, my goalie for my current team accidentally got a little on his nuts when he was changing. (He forgot to wash his hands after using it) I swear, it was the best game he's ever played... must've been wide awake or something Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. 2 words... anal bleaching Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. exactly what I told myself... He sees more than what appears on the outside. Most just see a pretty young lady... He looks inside and sees a hot chick Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. A guy walks into a bar and there's a pirate sitting there downing a beer. The guy walks up to the pirate and says, "WOW! You're a real pirate!!! You've got the peg leg, the eyepatch, AND the hook. So, you probably get this all the time, but How'd it happen???" The pirate downs the last 1/4 of his beer, signals for another, and says, "YARRR, got this here peg leg after a cannon ball took the lower part of me leg clean off at the knee." The pirate takes another big swig of his beer and then says, "Lost me hand when I was in the rowboat goin' ashore. Shark came outta nowhere and bit it off faster than you can say Blackbeard." The man is astonished, saying, "That's unbelievable! So how'd you get the eyepatch? Gun? Sword?" The pirate cuts him off and says, "No, no, no... It was the first day with the hook and a seagull shit in me eye!" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.