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  1. gonzalesna
    you sound like you're used to it... were you previously military??? The big green dildo of the marine corps shows no mercy... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. gonzalesna
    So THAT'S where my real teeth went... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. gonzalesna
    well, according to the other post... Clicky!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Oh, you mean the ones I loaned you and you said you lost them? So when you gonna pay me back? I think I might owe twardo $100 I really should get in on that deal... No, you can't!!! I owe enough as it is Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. gonzalesna
    DOH!!! Guess we have a decision on the field... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Oh, you mean the ones I loaned you and you said you lost them? So when you gonna pay me back? I think I might owe twardo $100 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Shoulda SEEN me killin' that carton this weekend... Prolly why I'm Jonesing so bad! I told you to send me some so you wouldn't have that issue... but nooooooo Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Well, obviously, most don't think we can make it, but what's the decision on the field??? Continue? Restart? Disqualification? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I only took about a half hour with some "fat lip" if you can smoke a pack in 15 minutes, my hat is off to ya, but you're not gettin my lung Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. gonzalesna
    The bet didn't start till Sunday night at Midnight (Technically monday morning) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. gonzalesna
    What I need is someone ready, willing, able and pre-lubed. You know anyone personally in the immediate area of NYC? New Jersey close enough? Blues, Dave Ya I posted in that thread... *Note to self: beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... Edit to add: Yet beer is soooo good and a CLICKY!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. gonzalesna
    Thank god... the last time I chopped off the bushes, I didn't get any enjoyment out of it... Granted, that was a long time ago, but still... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Other than the time BZ was curious exactly how I do this... I guess I missed the "watching me shave my virginia is such a turn on" chapter in the foreplay manual. Seriously. By the way, I shave it all--always have. I freaking love the pre-pubescent look, what can I say? No him watch you shave but him shave it for you. Shaved is always best. Is it just as sexy for you if you get to shave his twig n' berries? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    so does that mean we keep going from here? oh, and penalty PACK??? WTF? I had 1 dip... not a whole tin... geez... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    yeah I think he just spuge'd on his keyboard. I don't have that issue... rubbin one out on occasion is a good way of keeping that whole spontaneous spurging thing under control... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You're right bro. It's possible that prelube could be pus and what not. Yuck! Nothing that a few fists or feet can't handle. I'm just gonna go now... Cant take it anymore huh? I hear the word fisting and I immediately imagine some dude using a chick as a hand puppet for some reason Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    When I say vets, I mean more of the older generations... they can tell you about a lot that the young vets just coming back or just getting out can't tell you. Check out the American Legion or Elks Lodge in your area... They're probably crawling with vets. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You're right bro. It's possible that prelube could be pus and what not. Yuck! Nothing that a few fists or feet can't handle. I'm just gonna go now... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Damn it!!! Why, oh why did I accept Scoop's request?!?!?!? You too! SHHH!!! Not so loud... I mean, don't you have things in your past you're not proud of too??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    What I need is someone ready, willing, able and pre-lubed. You know anyone personally in the immediate area of NYC? If they're pre-lubed, you better make sure you wear a rubber... It'll probably feel like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway too... But no... I don't. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. gonzalesna
    I voted once for everything so I wouldn't affect the ruling, but I wanted to see the results... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. gonzalesna
    Messed mine up too... with it spelled right in the same post... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Turtle's stupid favorite song keeps popping out at the worst times... "Winky Winky, Bum Bum, Poo Poo, Titty Titty, Winky Winky, Bum Bum, Pooooo..." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. gonzalesna
    NO COOKIE FOR YOU!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. gonzalesna
    crap... I just realized I fuckered up my fix... hence I didn't fix shit unless you don't fucking like cussing... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.