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  1. gonzalesna
    I already did!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Obviously hydrate and run lightly... what else do I need to do to prepare? I do lots of running, but I want to start running longer distances. I figure this is a good place to start. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Uncle fred never liked the term pull my finger... instead he always used the verb "smell" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. gonzalesna
    Okay...just for THAT....the moment is completely over!!! This always happens... I'm still tryin' to figure out why my relationships never last long. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Blue from blues clues?!? Ya I know him! That son of a bitch stole my damn show idea!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. gonzalesna
    Shhhhhh........you're ruining the moment! that's what she said when I farted while she was tossin my salad Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    (Boinky gathers gonzalesna up in her arms and pats his back) There, there....it's okay!
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    You waited an extra minute? What for? Hell I cheated... Wore my uniform downtown, so I was gettin into the bar all week before I turned 21... plus I looked like I was 28 when I was 17... Now I look 25 apparently, so it's good that I'm looking younger as I get older. I hope it keeps going like that. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Working... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Hey, I consider myself one of his best friends. If your friends can't make fun of you...who can? Mom never hesitated... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. gonzalesna
    Oh ya?!? Guess what I'm doing!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. gonzalesna
    vodka, cranberry, nut. Hmm. What is this drink called? Boobies. yes, yes I believe you are correct. Correct or not, I like it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. gonzalesna
    Sorry to hear he's ruining a great GNR song by overplaying it... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. gonzalesna
    That would be fun as shit to play with anywhere there's a lot of people around, just have a buddy with a videocamera ready and focus on one person using a cell phone, jam it and video the reaction. Just think of how many careers you could destroy by messing up calls from the boss. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can foresee this scenario: person talking to boss on cell phone. I jam his cell phone. Person starts saying "hello? hello?" then starts shaking the phone and getting frustrated. THEN just before he starts into a profanity-laced tirade, I stop jamming his cell, so his boss can hear the entire tirade. MOTHER FUCKER!!! Oh, no, sir! Not you... I um... I thought I lost connection... what's that? No sir... Sorry sir... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. gonzalesna
    You too?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I still say all those who are sying she is ugly whould still do her if they had the chance... Easy to be all high and pure on a chat board.... She is a butter face, but yes, I would... faster than my old dog would hump a leg Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    hey, don't be makin' fun of billyvance Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    That would be fun as shit to play with anywhere there's a lot of people around, just have a buddy with a videocamera ready and focus on one person using a cell phone, jam it and video the reaction. Just think of how many careers you could destroy by messing up calls from the boss. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    It's that part I can see not happening. They'll figure out a way to screw you. Sounds like you need to borrow some KY or Vaseline from Shari Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Geez... you're just as bad as BillyVance Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    so now that it's the next morning... when you get up this afternoon, let us know how your head's doing Cheers man Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    How do you mix firearms with sex toys and lube? Very, very carefully Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Cuz the leprechauns don't like that. They might blow you up. Neh, Leprechans dont have any explosives, they'll just rob you of your underpants and sell them for profit! No - I think that those are the smurfs . . . The leprechauns make a big wall and have a war with marshmallow tanks, and candy corn bazookas. MMMMMM... Candy Corn...
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    Touching things is Fuuuuuuuuun! Stick your finger up your bum! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. gonzalesna
    Is it just as sexy for you if you get to shave his twig n' berries? Theres no way I'd be lettin anyone but me near my wedding tackle with razors! That shit takes skill, and learning to hold the bag just right so you dont cut yourself, thats a skill. I dont want her learning on me. Here's a brief explanation of what it looks like... You ever seen what a cat does to a mouse? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.