gonzalesna

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  1. Quit fakin'... we all know you just use it for an excuse to not pay attention to the ladies' babbling about random stuff we guys don't wanna listen to. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. Dude, Bobby's mom is so hot... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. gonzalesna

    Ouch!!!

    When you've got kids that acted like I did (accident-waiting-to-happen) you know that trouble, mishaps and accidents aren't avoidable... Listen to the song "Chicks Dig It" by Chris Cagle and that'll explain some of the crap I've done and the kind of kid I was... Then listen to the song "Different World" by Bucky Covington. I grew up in an environment similar to this. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. actually, the antichrist was born on that date at that time... you just weren't invited... the dark one doesn't like those that don't praise him Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Come on, we all know the answer to that... It's what all the cool people do. You wanna be cool don't you? Plus, it makes you feel gooooooooood... come on... you know ya wanna try it... come on... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. did that guy give you his card? No? Ok, here, take mine... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. I like my ram just fine... even with it's 13-15 MPG Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Look at my attachments!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. Ahh...don't you mean ??? Just put that down and save SkyMa the trouble! Don't you mean "her hotness?" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Nice try with the fluff post and all... the sneak attack didn't faze me! I WIN! I still have a cookie and you DONT! but I dont want a cookie. So I WIN, beeyoch! Nice try... everyone likes cookies! So I WIN!! dude, you were just touching flaming piles of shit Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. 1 day, 10 hrs, 17 minutes, and I'm surprised at how easy it's been... so far Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. I have 10,000+ posts and you don't. You SLACKER And every time I read one of your posts, I open the associated attatchment and immediately regret it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Look at your thread title... Ya, the word "Don't" has an apostrophe in it You may have a cookie, but I know how to use punctuation... I want a cookie Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Obviously, you've never seen me nekkid Ever seen chewbacca make an attempt at being sexy? That's why I said "some" men. Some men I just have to laugh at and walk away... And, then there are those men that try to convince me (or themselves) it was "cold" the night we were skinny dipping... Uh huh... Well, it wasn't really the temp... it was more the wind chill... I swear... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Obviously, you've never seen me nekkid Ever seen chewbacca make an attempt at being sexy? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Hell, my nakedness was always missing it's sexiness... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Airtwardo and myself are going for a year without smoking. We started at midnight last night. First one to smoke loses. Loser coughs up $100. If we both make it a year, we cancel the bet and just jump. Soooooo.... Who's it gonna be? (Cue Jeopardy tune) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. Make me a sammich!! Ya, I got home at about 3:45 last night after my hockey game... Got our first win by the way... But damn it was cold last night!!! And of course, I was on the bike, so i was FREEEEEEZZZIIINNNG!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. I signed a contract and all of a sudden, I was getting a paycheck... oh, and I had people screaming at me at the top of their lungs for 3 months. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Oh, and no cheating with other forms of tobacco... i.e. chewing tobacco, etc. I don't intend on using patches or gum or anything like that, but that one's up in the air with me... if you wanna use em, go for it... I won't... my half of it is gonna be without any stop smoking aids at all Nicotine Free... hmmm... it's a weird thought Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. $50 says I can smoke a whole carton before you finish yours and be done by start time sunday night/monday morning Now THAT'S fuckin' funny!!! Okay...BETTER BET....50.00 to the 1st one to finish 200 by chain smoking 'em! Can't we do both??? It's like a relay race with $$$$ at each completed section... and hopefully, we tie so that we don't lose money on our lung transplants Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. $50 says I can smoke a whole carton before you finish yours and be done by start time sunday night/monday morning Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. This year's belly flop contest winner/ darwin award winner Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. Sounds good to me. You're on... my foot! get off... on your own time! geez... us saves! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. Smoking is a vicious circle... you quit, you start, you quit, you start, you quit, you start, you quit.... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.