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  1. Quit yer bitchin'... I ain't sayin' how long it's been... that's how long it's been! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. She said she's SEXUALLY frustrated... how're toys gonna... OH... NEVERMIND... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. That's what I said Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. This is pretty much how it was for me... Good song
  5. I think I'll pass... at least for now. Much of the relationships existing in the military go to crap. ACMESkydiver can tell you how hard it can be. Congrats to her for being able to deal with it... it's not something that is easily done. Its around an 80% divorce rate for first term enlistments last I heard. Anyone who makes it through that first part alone deserves a solid pat on the back and lots of praise. (As well as a big cookie or a sugary item of their choice
  6. I did... About a half hour through the conversation, we broke up Then it happened again, only this time, we did the distance thingy, then I flew out there, spent a month with her, took her for her first tandem, and then the day I left as I went to kiss her goodbye, I again, got the breakup speech... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. Just goes to show that if you work hard, you can get to where you wanna be... and the harder it is to get there, the more you enjoy and appreciate your accomplishments. Congrats brother.
  8. You mean they let you reproduce??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. have sunny ram it up stitch's ass Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Don't eat the tuna fish... Dolphins are getting stuck in the nets! What about the tuna? Well, Fuck them! They taste good! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. gonzalesna

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    You've wasted a minute of my day... I want it back! Ya, I sat there for a minute and watched that damn thing expecting something cool... or at least disgusting, it coming from you and all. Now, listen up you... from now on, I better see something interesting or at least something worth gouging my eyes out or vomiting over. Edit to add: No pun intended on the bold... until I thought about it... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. After being bitten by his pet turtle, Billy decided it was time to put it down, as it posed a threat to young children. Unfortunately, Billy misunderstood the meaning of "put 'er down"... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Well, I'm back up to 150, and definition is starting to show... granted, I didn't need to get rid of a belly, but I thought I'd jump in and use it as an excuse to get into the gym again. I started out at about 135 lbs I think. I'm trying to get back up to 155, so I'm doin' pretty good
  14. That one's almost believable. There have been instances of students getting the wrong rigs. I took an IAD student up once, and while getting ready for her pass, discovered the rig that she'd been given had a bungee pilot chute. We rode the plane down. Blues, Dave I used a bungee pilot chute for about 25 jumps... I never had a problem. Got rid of it when I got a collapsible. So, what's the issue? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. I had a guy in my motorcycle safety course talk about how he went base jumping for his first jump... ya, I called bullshit... He never admitted to bullshit, but I didn't care... It's still sounds like bullshit to me. Suppossedly, his buddy had the gear. He jumped while his buddy would hold the canopy and toss it up once airborne. Couldn't explain how he controlled the canopy or anything. Said they landed in water since they were jumping from a waterfall. Also said they made like 4 jumps each in one day *Sniff *sniff... do you smell that? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Geez man, it's just a job... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. someone forgot to tuck it... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. I reccommend the neighborhood iguana... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. My idea involves 24 hookers, 3 midgets, and a lot of lube... more information will be given upon request. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. How is me having to suck anal tasting dick good? I didn't get the memo. _________________________________ You gotta see it from a guy's point of view! On with the show! Chuck Hence, you should videotape Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. I have helped interpret for deaf AND blind people. They communicate by feeling the signs in hand to hand sign language. There's ALWAYS a way.... I'd let her FEEL my "SIGNS" alright... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. And therefore, I won't be jumping there on sunday, as I like a not-so-scented ride to altitude Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. when they grew boobies... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. mmm.....hockey....mmmmm I agree... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. You'd have it made if she was mute and you were blind so you couldn't see the sign language Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.