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  1. Be careful so that they don't fling poo at you ewe!!!!!!!! as you wish... (see attatched.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. I've gone 2 and a half before with nothin but myself and rosy palmer. i'm comin' up on a year and a half right now. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Be careful so that they don't fling poo at you Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. Swing by and drop some off at my house. That is the title to a very touching song. As far as the beer goes, there's still time to catch a bus to Marietta. We'll have Kel pick ya up. A bus! what? I wouldnt even know where to go to catch a bus. Bus stop? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. I before e except after c Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. what if you're drunk? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. I can explain the hair Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Cell? did you shank someone? If I was to try to shank someone I would need a step latter to reach. LOL You could always try and shank their knee caps or just kick the crap outta their shins Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. No Way!! Recheck the rules! References to Bootcap and Vietnam War totally negate John Denver and Tearing up references. In fact you loose 15 man points for chastising another guy telling a Bootcamp story. Negative, as I'm military and marine corps, being a department of the navy, (we joke and say the men's department) I'm entitled to chastising any and all boot camp stories. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Please turn in your guy card Nope. I earned my guy card before you were born. I'm grandfathered. damnit! I never read the fine print!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. Cell? did you shank someone? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. Sex like a drunken carnal Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Counrty Roads by John Denver. The story behind it was that I was in Navy bootcamp...homesick as you can get...knowing that I had fucked ,up as the Vietnam war was raging. We had a little plastic radio on the wall in our barracks that we could listen to just prior to lights out. Country Roads came on and the tear machine started. I looked around and half the guys in the barracks were doing the same. My wife thinks its hilarious that an entire lifetime away from that place I still tear up when it comes on the radio. Please turn in your guy card Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. ME LIKEY Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. But that requires effort. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Actually, there is... Winky winky, bum bum, poo poo, titty titty, winky winky, bum bum, pooooooo... TOUCHING THINGS IS FUN!!! LOL...I also have a lot of songs that will jump pump me up in no time. I love listening to Liz Phair for more girl power. :) Girl Power??? Kinda like the spice girls? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Dropkick me Jesus Edited to make it a clicky Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. What? Masturbate cuz she's holdin' out on sex again? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Comments like that could get you shanked. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Actually, there is... Winky winky, bum bum, poo poo, titty titty, winky winky, bum bum, pooooooo... TOUCHING THINGS IS FUN!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. Oh come on! I know your scared to admit it because you might have to hand back your guy card. Being scared would require forfiture of the guy card as well. Nope, not scared. Nope, no melty song. I've got a lotta songs that pump me up and lots of songs that make me wanna break things, but I limit that music to when I'm getting ready to play hockey. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. The ones that tell people to kill people and to shank people. I'm sorry? What was that? Billyvance? No... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. no Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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