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Not if we pick you up. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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[Short bus voice]Daddy!!! I get to play soccer daddy!!! look at me!!! I'm playing soccer! Hi mr. police man! My daddy calls this my birthday suit![/short bus voice] Cop: I hate my job. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Chuck Norris went back in time, saving JFK Jr. by deflecting all 3 shots with his beard. Unfortunately, JFK Jr. died when his head exploded out of sheer amazement. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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That explains that weird smell Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Does that clear things up? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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So were all of your fingers broken and you could not use the phone? Why would it be everyone elses responsibility to keep in touch with you. Yes, I know, You're special, just like everyone else. Sory for the rant, just one of my pet peeves. I was just as ignored as you were Spence. Ya, but he ignored you on purpose Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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What Norris funnies do you know? Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris doesn't lose altitude... he disposes of it when he no longer has any use for it. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris never has crosswind landings. The wind wouldn't dare cross Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris isn't a transsexual - his sex changes at his whim. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris doesn't have to... He can kill him and take it from him. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris doesn't lose altitude... he disposes of it when he no longer has any use for it. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris never has crosswind landings. The wind wouldn't dare cross Chuck Norris. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris doesn't lose altitude... he disposes of it when he no longer has any use for it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Doode... She's Peruvian... You gotta roll the R's when you say it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I try and hold em for most of the ride to altitude, but i always let it fly before I exit the plane. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Everyone loves spankings! I don't believe you... prove me wrong. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Do you think hairy pussies will ever come back in style?
gonzalesna replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
Then why did you bump it by posting? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
I must remember not to get scalding coffee in my nostrils next time. Think of it as a "Neti pot EXTREME" I must say, however, I didn't hear anyone yell "fore." That's because I hadn't shot yet. But I see from the photo that someone else has... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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No, the other one. Clicky here then. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I must remember not to get scalding coffee in my nostrils next time. Think of it as a "Neti pot EXTREME" I must say, however, I didn't hear anyone yell "fore." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I'll make it really simple for ya... She's that one girl from that one place at that one time when you guys did that one thing to that other thing to do the thing for that one person that likes it when you do it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Something like "objects are shorter than they appear." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I must remember not to get scalding coffee in my nostrils next time. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Try the thread with LisaH in the title Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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You need to go find an illegal immigrant to clean up my desk! I just blew coffee all over it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Looks like it's not quite the job for me... I did'nt make #6, #9, or #11 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.