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  1. gonzalesna
    So not even a little? Sorry, I'm just a guy. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Gonna go pick my nose really quick... Be back soon with the results. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Are you sure they all have 2 testes? ZING!!!!! What if one boob is bigger than the other? here, it's a teste fest... no bueno, but I'm moving to florida soon, so hopefully things will be on the up and up. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Tell him I said DZ.com's gotten a lot cleaner since we haven't had to put up with his shit recently. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. gonzalesna
    Is she always that negative? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Does it look like this? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    If you answer yes, please inform the class as to what shape or object and where. I'll start it off... I made a downward pointing arrow outta the happy trail hair once. I'd get more fancy, but I can't draw, so I don't try. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I've never had any problems... Guess I'm just better at it than you are. I don't cut myself or anything, but I sure have a hard time picking where to stop. Anytime I shave down south I end up shaving my chest too because it looks too funny to have no hair and then hit a quantity of hair equal to that of a wooly mammoth. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Butt secks? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Of what, a pile of shit in the tub? no, he already did that... this one will probably be in the sink Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    He's in the bathroom, but he's not writin' songs... he's makin' a new avatar. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Worked my shoulders yesterday. My buddy showed me a new exercise I hadn't done before. Pretty damn tough. I gotta tell ya... nothin' makes you feel like a bigger pansy than not being able to lift 10 lbs. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Is it just your muscles specifically, but not in the joints? Yes. Only muscles... so far. I'm only 23, so I hope I'm not getting sore joints already. Otherwise I'll be in a world of hurt when I get older. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    The problem with that is that you have to let her up for air at some point and when you do her head will jerk backward, slinging toilet water all over you. I mean, um, that sounds like something that might happen. . . So you do what her friend would do... hold her hair while you go at it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Ooops... Sorry. But since I don't know you personally, I'll have to take your word on that. OMG....My mom used to do that!!! Nope, no kids. At least that I know of. I think everyone does it just because they can spoil someone else's kid without getting the repercussions of it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    go with white. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Someone you'll let pee on your leg when you get nailed by a jellyfish. Or when you get your ass frozen stuck to your car's bumper because you had to pee so bad in 10 degree F weather and you're stuck on the highway in a jam and you need your best friend to pee on your ass to get you unstuck! Just how did you get your ass stuck to a car while peeing??? Weren't there any bushes to go behind? Another to add is someone you let hold your hair and laugh at you when you're puking your guts out. Needless to say, this doesn't apply to me because I don't have any hair and never puke, therefore, I have no friends. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Well, for 3 weeks straight now, I haven't gone one day without being sore from lifting. I don't lift on the weekends, yet I struggle doing my curls on the weekend because arms day is friday. The things I put up with to gain weight. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Funny stuff.
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    doggie style in the bathroom... You can take care of everything that way. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Oh...I'm sure. Darlin', you live in CA. I don't think you want to pay my way to come there JUST for your son's birthday party! It would be one VERY expensive clown. But just to tease you, I'll show you an example of my work! Nephew, my dear... it's my nephew. What would the world be coming to if I had children??? But there is no price on being able to spoil the crap outta my sister's kid. That's why I always buy him noisy toys. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    He'll be soooo disappointed though. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Who is hotter?

    gonzalesna replied to LisaH's topic in The Bonfire

    This thread is worthless without pictures!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Someone you'll let pee on your leg when you get nailed by a jellyfish. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Nope. Just taught myself to make balloon sculptures probably 20 years ago. The talent has come in handy here and there. Awww, I thought you were a clown. I was gonna hire you for my nephew's birthday next year. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.